{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Helen Fernanda","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1412790","username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net","bio":"Gerando provas contra mim mesma.\n\n♀️ Pronomes: ela, dona, deusa.🙌🏽 Religião: ateísmo hedonista do ócio de todos os dias. 🎧 Ouvindo: “O Berro do Boi”, #podcast📺️ Vendo: \"Ted Lasso\", \"Fortuna\", \"Manhãs de Setembro\"📖 Lendo: \"Língua Nativa\", Suzette Haden Elgin🎶 Aprendendo a tocar asalato. 📍 Bairrista em @brasiliasemtedio.🥰 Me faz feliz: #html #css #m3u #música #crochê #árvores #flores #aves","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"96924021","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ursal.zone/@gmgall\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gmgall</span></a></span></p><p>Acho ofensivo tanto talento numa pessoa só. Me sinto um 💩. 😂 🤣 😂</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117210095819708679","date_published":"2026-09-04T01:08:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"01:08","date_timestamp":1788484128,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96921787","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ursal.zone/@random_rick_e\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>random_rick_e</span></a></span> </p><p>Na verdade, fugiu da literalidade e foi para o sentido conotativo. 😂 </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/arteDoDia\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>arteDoDia</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/desenho\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>desenho</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/rascunho\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>rascunho</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/quadrinhos\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>quadrinhos</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/mastoArt\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>mastoArt</span></a> <a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/fediArt\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>fediArt</span></a></p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209889302481975","date_published":"2026-09-04T00:16:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"00:16","date_timestamp":1788480976,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96921723","content_html":"<p>Tens o que é preciso para destravares o meu ativo minerário?</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/giriasparasexo\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>giriasparasexo</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117209879069670975","date_published":"2026-09-04T00:13:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"00:13","date_timestamp":1788480820,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96919918","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flexghost/117208967771014480\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@flexghost/117</span><span class=\"invisible\">208967771014480</span></a></p><p>Não acredito que o Terry Crews também desenha! É muita humilhação para pessoas sem talento nenhum. 😂 🤣</p><blockquote>Quoted post not available.</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117209712468477310","date_published":"2026-09-03T23:31:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"23:31","date_timestamp":1788478278,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96918980","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/@guiambrosio\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>guiambrosio</span></a></span> Tem um shopping do lado do meu trabalho e também já precisei ir lá comprar roupa para usar no trabalho mesmo dia. 😂 🤣</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209650779534207","date_published":"2026-09-03T23:15:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"23:15","date_timestamp":1788477337,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96916798","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://capivarinha.club/@goku_curitibano\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>goku_curitibano</span></a></span></p><p>O Nikolas pediu dinheiro para o Vorcaro porque não queria trabalhar 6x1 para pagar a taxa das blusinhas. O Cury disse que consegue resolver porque já escreveu um livro sobre isso.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209495802958349","date_published":"2026-09-03T22:36:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"22:36","date_timestamp":1788474972,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96914890","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.donte.com.br/@lucasdonato\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lucasdonato</span></a></span></p><p>Eita! É alérgica, né? Tem que chover.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209308347507884","date_published":"2026-09-03T21:48:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"21:48","date_timestamp":1788472112,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96914828","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://holos.social/users/ze_andarilho\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ze_andarilho</span></a></span></p><p>Exatamente.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209299416349032","date_published":"2026-09-03T21:46:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"21:46","date_timestamp":1788471975,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96914792","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://organica.social/@PaulinBasalces\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>PaulinBasalces</span></a></span> Todo CPF deveria ter direito a um pré-pago vitalício que não expira sem crédito. 😂</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209294967393737","date_published":"2026-09-03T21:45:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"21:45","date_timestamp":1788471908,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96913188","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://organica.social/@PaulinBasalces\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>PaulinBasalces</span></a></span> </p><p>Tem umas empresas que oferecem números virtuais, tipo Telera (não sei se é boa, nunca usei).</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F209%2F168%2F977%2F996%2F372%2Foriginal%2F307ae51c10847fba.png\" alt=\"Número Virtual a partir de R$10,99/mês\n• Escolha seu número online\n• Contratação e configuração em alguns cliques\n• Configure no painel.\n• Recebimento de chamadas ilimitadas.\n• Disponível para APP, Telefone IP\n• Chamadas para celular a partir de R$ 0,17/minuto.\n• Funciona com WhatsApp Business.\nContratar agora mesmo\nSem fidelidade\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117209175115908074","date_published":"2026-09-03T21:14:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"21:14","date_timestamp":1788470079,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96905140","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joaopinheiro\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joao</span></a></span> Ainda bem, né? Eu já me sinto cansada com a quantidade que conheço.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208597852932710","date_published":"2026-09-03T18:47:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"18:47","date_timestamp":1788461270,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96904405","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ayom.media/@felipesiles\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>felipesiles</span></a></span> 😆</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208548227792384","date_published":"2026-09-03T18:35:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"18:35","date_timestamp":1788460513,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96903839","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joaopinheiro\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joao</span></a></span> </p><p>😆 Entendi. Infelizmente, essa galera é bem barulhenta mesmo.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208496316704001","date_published":"2026-09-03T18:22:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"18:22","date_timestamp":1788459721,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96901206","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://bolha.us/@viniliuti\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>viniliuti</span></a></span> Boa sorte!</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F208%2F302%2F506%2F636%2F963%2Foriginal%2F7dafbb41ceef734c.png\" alt=\"Homem dormindo rodeado por várias pás.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208303703463834","date_published":"2026-09-03T17:33:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:33","date_timestamp":1788456782,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96899993","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.donte.com.br/@aldonogueira\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aldonogueira</span></a></span> Entendi. Eu gosto das respostas justamente porque é muita coisa e às vezes o post principal passou batido.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208210203801901","date_published":"2026-09-03T17:09:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:09","date_timestamp":1788455355,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96899918","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://comuna.social.br/@cochise\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cochise</span></a></span> Obrigada. Achei que fosse algo maior. Engraçado como se apegam a besteiras e perdem o foco do verdadeiro problema.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208202806731027","date_published":"2026-09-03T17:07:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"17:07","date_timestamp":1788455243,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96899720","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.donte.com.br/@aldonogueira\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aldonogueira</span></a></span> Já me aconteceu, mas, no meu caso, tem algumas pessoas que me bloquearam mesmo. E para meu azar, todo mundo que eu sigo segue esses perfis e interage com eles.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208187942103494","date_published":"2026-09-03T17:03:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 17:03","date_timestamp":1788455016,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96899604","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joaopinheiro\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>joao</span></a></span> </p><p>Pelo visto, você também tem uma visão muito romantizada do Brasil. 😆 </p><p>Eu posso te indicar algumas centenas de brasileiros que defendem esse legado sim, acho que você conhece pouca gente. 😆</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208179600950630","date_published":"2026-09-03T17:01:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 17:01","date_timestamp":1788454888,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96899490","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://comuna.social.br/@cochise\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cochise</span></a></span> </p><p>Vocês hoje jogando aqui várias fofocas pela metade que eu sou obrigada a ir pesquisar.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117208172496556190","date_published":"2026-09-03T16:59:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 16:59","date_timestamp":1788454780,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96897480","content_html":"<p>Que ódio quando vocês respondeu post de alguém que me bloqueou. Aparece a resposta, mas não aparece o post original. O Mastodon deveria corrigir esse problema.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117207992026722749","date_published":"2026-09-03T16:13:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 16:13","date_timestamp":1788452026,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96896029","content_html":"<p>Almoço. What a concept!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117207862192479909","date_published":"2026-09-03T15:40:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 15:40","date_timestamp":1788450045,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96895901","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.donte.com.br/@lucasdonato\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lucasdonato</span></a></span> </p><p>Dormir sempre ganha.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117207852001732430","date_published":"2026-09-03T15:38:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 15:38","date_timestamp":1788449890,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96890461","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/MusiQuinta\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>MusiQuinta</span></a> | Sem letra</p><p>Lambada Complicada com Reinaldo Meirelles.</p><p>🔗 <a href=\"https://youtu.be/wnhDu2Yg6z0?si=0QgjQxyOzEllb95L\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtu.be/wnhDu2Yg6z0?si=0QgjQx</span><span class=\"invisible\">yOzEllb95L</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117207391036892747","date_published":"2026-09-03T13:40:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 13:40","date_timestamp":1788442856,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96889478","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sunny.garden/@odd\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>odd</span></a></span> The Handmaid's Tale</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117207283535795153","date_published":"2026-09-03T13:13:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 13:13","date_timestamp":1788441216,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96888812","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.donte.com.br/@lucasdonato\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lucasdonato</span></a></span> Pra mim, o mais importante nessa hora é dobrar o joelho. Segurar com o braço é só um adicional.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117207221047845990","date_published":"2026-09-03T12:57:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 12:57","date_timestamp":1788440262,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96885752","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://burnthis.town/@thirteentheri\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>thirteentheri</span></a></span> Desse jeito. 😂</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117206899796418706","date_published":"2026-09-03T11:36:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 11:36","date_timestamp":1788435360,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96885619","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ursal.zone/@rmx\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rmx</span></a></span></p><p>Pra mim foi porque eu há muito tempo não lia nada sobre os Irmãos Batista, então me atualizei sobre o quão poderosos eles são hoje.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117206889065323623","date_published":"2026-09-03T11:33:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 11:33","date_timestamp":1788435196,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96858635","content_html":"<p>Muito bom esse vídeo. Assista antes de fazer qualquer procedimento estético no rosto: </p><p>🔗 <a href=\"https://youtu.be/OyR3wlY14KE?si=sANR_OGlZo3KEWap\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtu.be/OyR3wlY14KE?si=sANR_O</span><span class=\"invisible\">GlZo3KEWap</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117204238462797170","date_published":"2026-09-03T00:19:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 00:19","date_timestamp":1788394751,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96857999","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://piupiupiu.com.br/@gfpreger\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gfpreger</span></a></span> Qual?</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117204175018689696","date_published":"2026-09-03T00:03:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-03 00:03","date_timestamp":1788393783,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96857595","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://todon.nl/@Persona\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Persona</span></a></span> Nossa! Esse assunto me emociona muito e a emoção é raiva. Todo mundo sabe que é um dos países do mundo que mais precisam URGENTEMENTE de CRIANÇAS e JOVENS, logo o governo deveria estar INCENTIVANDO a imigração em benefício próprio, mas parece que preferem a autodestruição. Deixa acabar, né? Pelo visto, é melhor assim.</p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117204108463793499","date_published":"2026-09-02T23:46:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 23:46","date_timestamp":1788392768,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96857312","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@davedornelles\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>davedornelles</span></a></span> </p><p>Já ouviu as versões brasileiras?</p><p>Paulo Pires: <a href=\"https://youtu.be/CasorYFuXAY?si=fWikDNx5z9ASRJf4\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtu.be/CasorYFuXAY?si=fWikDN</span><span class=\"invisible\">x5z9ASRJf4</span></a></p><p>Fk10:  <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_WYBnBaEE\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">youtube.com/watch?v=Qc_WYBnBaEE</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/users/helenfernanda/statuses/117204080043300386","date_published":"2026-09-02T23:38:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 23:38","date_timestamp":1788392334,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96855247","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@ciencia/117203936015996074\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.online/@ciencia/11720</span><span class=\"invisible\">3936015996074</span></a></p><p>Esse dia foi louco! O máximo que já conseguimos aqui foi céu todo laranja.</p><blockquote>Quoted post not available.</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117203946635074230","date_published":"2026-09-02T23:04:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 23:04","date_timestamp":1788390298,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96854751","content_html":"<p>A taxa de suicídios no Japão é o dobro da do Brasil (para mulheres, é mais que o dobro), mas tem um monte de brasileiro produzindo conteúdo sobre \"lições dos japoneses\" sobre isso e aquilo, como se eles fosse superfelizes, superminimalistas, superorganizados. 😂 Gente, para com essa romantização estranha! É bem legal sim aprender outras culturas e se apropriar de um costume ou outro que faça sentido pra gente, mas essa idolatria a uma outra cultura, que gera pessoas tão ou mais infelizes do que a gente, não se justifica.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117203914725933471","date_published":"2026-09-02T22:56:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 22:56","date_timestamp":1788389812,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96854490","content_html":"<p>Esse Cury é um pândego! 😂 </p><p>🔗 <a href=\"https://youtu.be/cFkrCy5Qk9k?si=cz2dw42JPMr4IXVj\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">youtu.be/cFkrCy5Qk9k?si=cz2dw4</span><span class=\"invisible\">2JPMr4IXVj</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117203879715609060","date_published":"2026-09-02T22:47:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 22:47","date_timestamp":1788389277,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96848744","content_html":"<p>Vendo a cor azul no céu pela primeira vez no dia. Tava branco.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117203392342133270","date_published":"2026-09-02T20:44:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 20:44","date_timestamp":1788381841,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96846777","content_html":"<p>Colega do serviço público, existe fórum de usuários <a href=\"https://social.vivaldi.net/tags/SEI\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>SEI</span></a>? Se eu criar um no Lemmy, você entra lá?</p><p>Enquanto não tem fórum, quais são as diferenças entre comentário e anotações? Já notei que o ícone de anotações só aparece no menu e o ícone de comentários só aparece quando a árvore do processo tá aberta. Por que não é uma coisa só?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda/117203283899395802","date_published":"2026-09-02T20:16:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Helen Fernanda","url":"https://social.vivaldi.net/@helenfernanda","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fsocial-cdn.vivaldi.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F651%2F379%2F006%2F414%2F072%2Foriginal%2F6f31d1375bcbcaa2.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"helenfernanda@social.vivaldi.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-02 20:16","date_timestamp":1788380186,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96837040","content_html":"<p>Eu vim almoçar num restaurante peruano que eu queria conhecer há muito tempo. Pedi um prato, tava ruim. Pedi outro que o garçom indicou, tá ruim também. 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