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@caseyliss but that’s not even a parking spot.
That the lane they leave open for van access.
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","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/116432919753540820","date_published":"2026-04-19T19:02:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-19 19:02","date_timestamp":1776625362,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87433216","content_html":"@daringfireball As someone who spent the first 22 years of their life in NJ, I wouldn’t trust Jersey drivers to handle flammable liquids.
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It’s maddening.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/116169443169787132","date_published":"2026-03-04T06:17:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 06:17","date_timestamp":1772605028,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85310044","content_html":"@RecDiffs My extra sink hole has neither a sprayer nor a soap dispenser. It has an air gap.
This is connected to the dishwasher drain hose and the garbage disposal. The purpose is that if the sink drain is clogged, it does not flow back into the dishwasher but the sink basin.
@quadrivial only 355 days till the next one!
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/116078585670617543","date_published":"2026-02-16T05:10:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-16 05:10","date_timestamp":1771218653,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84333874","content_html":"@atpfm Here’s my desk in my first apartment, by the computer is the one I used in college from 1992-1996.
Of course, in that period of time, I upgraded the motherboard, CPU, RAM, and storage.
The one item that gave me serious nerd cachet was that single bay drive that accepted both 3.5” and 5.25” disks.
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@caseyliss I got the right answer for Steph.
Eddy Cue’s bias?
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@RecDiffs @hotdogsladies @siracusa
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@RecDiffs @hotdogsladies @siracusa I bought my first TiVo in 2002. It was the Sony one they produced for a few years.
I then proceeded to modify it by adding a larger hard drive and an ethernet port, so I didn’t have to dial-in for schedule information.
Then I modified the system so that I could remote in and schedule recordings when I’m not at my home.
As I bought subsequent models, I needed to do less modification because they had incorporated those features.
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I am looking to take portrait picture of someone and create a bas relief of them. If you know any resources that can take a .jpg and make a solid model file of it in that style, I would be grateful.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115456196047785003","date_published":"2025-10-29T07:09:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-29 07:09","date_timestamp":1761721741,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"76857835","content_html":"@hotdogsladies me:
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115455925990521396","date_published":"2025-10-29T06:00:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-10-29 06:00","date_timestamp":1761717620,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73880681","content_html":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115227828310191301","date_published":"2025-09-18T23:12:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-18 23:12","date_timestamp":1758237126,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73874492","content_html":"@siracusa this is all Steve Ballmer’s fault.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115227497785531995","date_published":"2025-09-18T21:48:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-18 21:48","date_timestamp":1758232082,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73759031","content_html":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115220072461366849","date_published":"2025-09-17T14:19:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-17 14:19","date_timestamp":1758118781,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73540602","content_html":"@RecDiffs @siracusa @hotdogsladies In my high school, since the mid-80's, they had a gym calss called Project Adventure where you get to traverse rope courses. The day we did the rope climb, the teacher taught us how to use our legs to climb the rope: wrap the rope around one foot, and squeeze it with the other, and you can push yourself up using your legs.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115203729577857535","date_published":"2025-09-14T17:03:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-14 17:03","date_timestamp":1757869408,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"73202079","content_html":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/115177762461744648","date_published":"2025-09-10T02:59:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-09-10 02:59","date_timestamp":1757473182,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"72803794","content_html":"@siracusa I still don’t have the ability to set my home feed to Following.
All the instructions are for the older version of the app seemingly.
This is what mine looks like.
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@connected my high school had two rules.
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@siracusa @atpfm I feel bad for people who don’t experience the delight of pineapple on pizza.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/114865168950950221","date_published":"2025-07-16T22:03:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-07-16 22:03","date_timestamp":1752703383,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"68483590","content_html":"@RecDiffs @hotdogsladies @siracusa I was also disappointed in the size of my son’s California high school diploma.
Here’s mine with a tape measure for scale.
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@marcoarment Pastebot: Shit
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/114654911400612877","date_published":"2025-06-09T18:51:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-09 18:51","date_timestamp":1749495108,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"65055659","content_html":"@hotdogsladies I have succumbed to my destiny as a middle aged white man and bought tickets to see Stevie Nicks and Billy Joel in concert.
","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/felix_t_fois/statuses/114555432399877163","date_published":"2025-05-23T05:12:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-05-23 05:12","date_timestamp":1747977178,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"63643230","content_html":"@gruber I saw someone solve a similar issue by just running Javascript inside Shortcuts.
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TFW I remove my pants and socks on a hot day:
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It’s working now, but that’s the reason I moved.
","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois/112695531467016781","date_published":"2024-06-28T17:55:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Dan \"So this is 50\" Pierce","url":"https://mastodon.social/@felix_t_fois","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F692%2F293%2F254%2F488%2F656%2Foriginal%2Fc10e1fd354983d55.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"felix_t_fois@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-28 17:55","date_timestamp":1719597342,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}