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@marioguzman.bsky.social That’s awesome! Love it.

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Here’s mine from Visio. This one celebrates shipping 1.0.

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@stephtara No, I haven’t. Looks interesting though! 👍🏼

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First time seeing one of these in the wild. 😃

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Work Note: Stream for Mac: rob.crabapples.net

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Things are starting to get really happy around here.

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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J.D. Vance, Idiot: rob.crabapples.net

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@joncooper-us.bsky.social Nope

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Time to work on Stream.

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Code by me, coffee by Grit

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Beautiful day out. ☀️

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Perfect for doing yard work.

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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@fahrni.me Doubtful! 🤣

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I don’t get many visits. Just you and a few other folks. I have two LinkedIn connections at Starbucks. One is a VP and the other is the Mobile Dev Manager. That could be it?

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@fahrni.me I would love to, I really, really, would but it’s not in the cards. We moved to Virginia to be close to our grand kids and they’re not going anywhere. 🤣

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I’ll just leave this here.

\n\"Trent\n","summary":"","url":"https://rob.crabapples.net/2026/04/08/ill-just-leave-this-here.html","date_published":"2026-04-08T20:03:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Rob Fahrni","url":"https://fahrni.me","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Ffahrni%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"fahrni"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-08 20:03","date_timestamp":1775678589,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://curmudgeon.cafe/@fahrni/116370873024280608","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:mfz2klocg7rw3r2ta2z5kobf/post/3miz3med7zv2i"]}},{"id":"87787400","content_html":"

Our Dogwood’s are extremely happy.

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Stable Genius Indeed: rob.crabapples.net

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@fahrni.me Yeah, it is. I wasn’t thinking about that.

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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Ms. Gracie, living her best life.

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The White House App is a React Native App: rob.crabapples.net

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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@warnercrocker.bsky.social Well, he’s not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.

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His password was probably something like:

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USAUSAUSA

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or

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BeerBro

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@fahrni.me Also, if you’re Jewish like Prof Galloway is why the hell would you support Nazi’s?

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@atrupar.com Parker, don’t threaten me with a good time.

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grug tempted to reach for club and yell “big brain no maintain code! big brain move on next architecture committee leave code for grug deal with!”

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I love The Grug Brained Developer. Grug make laugh. 🤣

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Work Note: Stream for Mac: rob.crabapples.net

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@fahrni.me The boy doesn’t need any coffee, Nish! 😂

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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@lwdupont I’ve been working to get Stream for Mac completed for a very long time now. Years and years. One of the things that is driving me nuts is layout of a cell. I come from 15 years of UIKit experience so AppKit feels familiar but I’ll be damned if I can get autolayout of an NSTableViewCell to work properly. This is, of course, a me thing but I was able to get it working in SwiftUI in an hour, and I’m not an experienced SwiftUI dev.

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Now, that brought other issues to the surface so I’ve gone back to trying to get an AppKit version working. 😂 I hope I can figure this out soon or I may just quit my job and go to work at WalMart as a greeter.

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@manton Congratulations, Manton! 🥳

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@fahrni.me That’s exactly why I’m asking. It seems a logical choice if they just want to drive him batty.

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Could you imagine if they dropped small bombs on every one of his golf course greens?

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He’d lose his noodle.

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MacBook Air: rob.crabapples.net

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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@zeldman.bsky.social I’m so sorry, Mr. Zeldman. ❤️

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Stream for Mac - View Styles: rob.crabapples.net

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@fahrni.me I hope so.

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As for being in Germany, that’s the first country I want to localize Stream for. 😃

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When the time comes I’ll have to get you on a TestFlight for it, if you’re open to that?

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@fahrni.me I’m sorry, Angelo. I’ve been dragging my feet on getting my EU issue straightened out.

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Where are you?

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OMG! My favorite IPA ever is back! 😍

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Firestone Walker Double Jack IPA!

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MacBook Neo: rob.crabapples.net

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Someone must’ve mentioned Stream yesterday? 😀

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I had 130 downloads, which is a good day for it!

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Thank you to whoever mentioned it! 🙏🏼

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iPhone 17e: rob.crabapples.net

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@larand.one Same

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@thomasfuchs.at After my time at Visio/Microsoft I worked as an IT Developer for a Pistachio and Almond processing plant automating systems. We spent a lot of time migrating local Access databases to use our on prem SQL Servers. Folks made all kinds of stuff to make their jobs easier. Good stuff!

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@thomasfuchs.at Right there with you, Thomas. I was lucky enough to be on the VB 1.0 beta and we were completely blown away by how easy it was to build and user interface with code behind it.

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Later on I got to use VBA pre-1.0 as part of the Visio team. Again, blown. rob.crabapples.net/2025/09/07/m…

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@mehdirhasan.bsky.social Mr. Hasan, why do you remain on Substack? It’s known to allow Nazi content on the platform and they profit from it?

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Given the shit show we have in America right now and those of us fighting against fascism I’m shocked you’d stay on the platform. Is it all about money? There are alternatives.

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@jimray.net Make it so, Mr. Ray.

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@mackuba.eu The Enshitification of Doctorow.

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@adamkinzinger.substack.com Mr. Kinzinger, Substack is a platform that supports Nazi publications. Why do you remain there?

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There are many other options to choose from.

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www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f…

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@katiephang.bsky.social Ms. Phang, Substack supports Nazis.

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www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f…

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@fahrni.me 😁

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