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I haven’t had a beer in quite a while. Flying Dog’s Double Dog really hits the spot. Big flavor.

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Cheers! 🍻

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Work Note: Stream for Mac: rob.crabapples.net

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Blogging Platform Thoughts: rob.crabapples.net

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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Checks out

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Work Note: Stream: rob.crabapples.net

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Doing yard work was not exactly how I wanted to spend my final day of vacation, but here we are, doing yard work.

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I want to retire so bad. A week and a couple days off did nothing for my burnout except make me want more time off. 😃

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I’m buying a Power Ball ticket next time I’m at the store. 🤣

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Kim’s hydrangea is pretty happy.

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No Saturday Morning Coffee today. We’re still at the beach!

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Here’s a picture of my Perfect Coffee.

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@danielpunkass Word

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Myrtle Beach Day Four: rob.crabapples.net

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Our grandson has started building his kingdom.

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Love these kiddos and the ocean.

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Kolby Jack

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(Yes, that’s his name)

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Saturday Morning Coffee \"Bari : rob.crabapples.net

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It would appear that Donald J. Trump is a closeted gay man? Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay but this dude should just come out and admit he’s gay, or bi, or whatever.

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Don’t hide it Donnie Boy. There are definitely gay men who’d love to have you, I think? 🤔

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Just look at those, clearly, gay...

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Rejected by Starbucks: rob.crabapples.net

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Corey Heim gets full time Cup ride: rob.crabapples.net

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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Avery Lotz • Axios

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Republican lawmakers want a $250 bill featuring President Trump for the nation’s 250th anniversary celebration, but the proposal faces legal and legislative hurdles.

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Why would anyone want a giant orange asshole on our money.

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Doesn’t he realize his mug and all his gaudy gold shit is going to be ripped off of everything once he’s gone?

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Biology will ultimately take care of him. I just hope he hasn’t well and truly fucked the country up beyond repair.

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@fahrni.me Yeah, I saw that! It should be fixed now. Give it a refresh and see if they show up. Thanks, Aaron!

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Re-imagining Platinum: rob.crabapples.net

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Maybe you knuckleheads shouldn’t have started a war with them? 🤬

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The stupidity of this administration is shocking.

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Struggling Today: rob.crabapples.net

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Saturday Morning Coffee: rob.crabapples.net

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@johnbrayton Ahhh, ok, gotcha!

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@johnbrayton I know Colbert is gone, but what’s going on besides that? 😳

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@manton I feel like they should bring at least two things to the party. Their own power and their own cooling system not based on water.

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I know, big requirements, but it’s the right thing to do. They’re not even trying to solve environmental problems. They’re just making them worse!

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Work Note: Stream for Mac: rob.crabapples.net

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You are not entitled: rob.crabapples.net

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@atrupar.com Meh. The dude is old and rotting right before our eyes. Wish he’d hurry up and get it over with.

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@fahrni.me Oh, you’re welcome! I didn’t know the name for them until I saw my first one seven years ago. 😁

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@fahrni.me They’re space aliens!

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@ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy DHH 🤦🏻

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@ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy RIGHT! 👍🏼

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@ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy 🤣

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I deleted mine in 2011, then last year got it back because I was looking for a used truck and my wife said there were great deals on their market thing. So, yeah, I still have one. All private. No friends, except my wife and kids. Haven’t looked at it in months and months.

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@ianrobinson.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy Facebook

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@radmakr.com I knew that. 😁

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@radmakr.com Swift is a good choice. 😄

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@marioguzman.bsky.social That’s awesome! Love it.

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Here’s mine from Visio. This one celebrates shipping 1.0.

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@stephtara No, I haven’t. Looks interesting though! 👍🏼

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@joncooper-us.bsky.social Nope

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@fahrni.me Doubtful! 🤣

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I don’t get many visits. Just you and a few other folks. I have two LinkedIn connections at Starbucks. One is a VP and the other is the Mobile Dev Manager. That could be it?

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@fahrni.me I would love to, I really, really, would but it’s not in the cards. We moved to Virginia to be close to our grand kids and they’re not going anywhere. 🤣

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@fahrni.me Yeah, it is. I wasn’t thinking about that.

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@warnercrocker.bsky.social Well, he’s not exactly the brightest bulb in the box.

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His password was probably something like:

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USAUSAUSA

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or

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BeerBro

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@fahrni.me Also, if you’re Jewish like Prof Galloway is why the hell would you support Nazi’s?

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@atrupar.com Parker, don’t threaten me with a good time.

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@fahrni.me The boy doesn’t need any coffee, Nish! 😂

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@lwdupont I’ve been working to get Stream for Mac completed for a very long time now. Years and years. One of the things that is driving me nuts is layout of a cell. I come from 15 years of UIKit experience so AppKit feels familiar but I’ll be damned if I can get autolayout of an NSTableViewCell to work properly. This is, of course, a me thing but I was able to get it working in SwiftUI in an hour, and I’m not an experienced SwiftUI dev.

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Now, that brought other issues to the surface so I’ve gone back to trying to get an AppKit version working. 😂 I hope I can figure this out soon or I may just quit my job and go to work at WalMart as a greeter.

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