{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - evilstevie","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"203879","username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net","bio":"Steve:frequent overthinker, compulsive fixer, digester-then-explainer, \"why?\" question relishing father, minor-irritant partner, excessive disassembler, original-form hacker, high-efficiency googler, borderline-competent car-fixer, expert-level car-breaker, faster-by-qwerty communicator, indiscriminate photo-taker, Leatherman owner.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"87603344","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anon_opin</span></a></span> into the sun.<br>also mobile sites that allow any character input for numerical-only fields. gimps. utter gimps.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116347907596684947","date_published":"2026-04-04T18:42:59+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"18:42","date_timestamp":1775328179,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87443626","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://digipres.club/@foone\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>foone</span></a></span> the old Amazon buttons?</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116333361776478379","date_published":"2026-04-02T05:03:48+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-02 05:03","date_timestamp":1775106228,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87305540","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@neotoy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neotoy</span></a></span> I can't wait for the followup question \"How many of them are actually in use right now?\" - currently just 3 somehow</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116322593640224503","date_published":"2026-03-31T07:25:19+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-31 07:25","date_timestamp":1774941919,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87234909","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://nileane.fr/@nileane\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>nileane</span></a></span> Yeah, no. Not in our house. We've explained to our pre-teen lad that the person who wrote Harry Potter is \"problematic\" because hating some groups of people and so we're avoiding supporting them at all. He's not too bothered about this so far.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116316785394780555","date_published":"2026-03-30T06:48:12+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-30 06:48","date_timestamp":1774853292,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87234674","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.cafe/@codepo8\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>codepo8</span></a></span> Begleitetes Trunkenheit ahoy!</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116316756985646285","date_published":"2026-03-30T06:40:59+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-30 06:40","date_timestamp":1774852859,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86994641","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@jonty\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jonty</span></a></span> sounds like we need him to prove himself by creating a device which clears the vacuum around our planet of spacejunk first.</p><p>convenient though stuff like Starlink is, the poorly-maintained/managed stuff is going to age-out and prevent further off-planet fun soon enough</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116295167778755383","date_published":"2026-03-26T11:10:34+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 11:10","date_timestamp":1774523434,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86946378","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> oof. too far. just encrypt the drives with a randomised hash at this point.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116291144009543810","date_published":"2026-03-25T18:07:16+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 18:07","date_timestamp":1774462036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86946282","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> I would sponsor this activity</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116291138960705481","date_published":"2026-03-25T18:05:59+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 18:05","date_timestamp":1774461959,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86839678","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.cafe/@codepo8\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>codepo8</span></a></span> cool. can we have it for spinny-rust disked ones too? ;)</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116282944480594811","date_published":"2026-03-24T07:22:01+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-24 07:22","date_timestamp":1774336921,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86839584","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@neotoy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neotoy</span></a></span> awesome. artificial Tribbles. next up: it's doing a data-collect on users followed by a data-breach announcement at Casio.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116282933622602049","date_published":"2026-03-24T07:19:15+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-24 07:19","date_timestamp":1774336755,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86800889","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://bloor.tw/@bloor\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bloor</span></a></span> close - as a network monkey I can confidently say it's pronounced \"denies\" because the problem is always DNS ;)</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116279730179263067","date_published":"2026-03-23T17:44:35+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 17:44","date_timestamp":1774287875,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86718014","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://digipres.club/@foone\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>foone</span></a></span> I see the difference as formalised vs personalised service really. it's still handing over large sums of money in the vague hope that someone will be happier afterwards.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116272485777656295","date_published":"2026-03-22T11:02:14+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-22 11:02","date_timestamp":1774177334,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86428765","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@fabienmarry\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>fabienmarry</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anon_opin</span></a></span> best camera is the one you have with you.</p><p>and I have a very heavy camera bag a worryingly large amount of the time</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116247505719498779","date_published":"2026-03-18T01:09:28+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 01:09","date_timestamp":1773796168,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86369229","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@netblocks\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>netblocks</span></a></span> I guess we at least know who the Great Orange Person is talking to when he tweets at the Iranian people :/</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116243590882218280","date_published":"2026-03-17T08:33:53+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-17 08:33","date_timestamp":1773736433,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86369197","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@gsuberland\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> ...and yet</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116243584851470896","date_published":"2026-03-17T08:32:21+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-17 08:32","date_timestamp":1773736341,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86338857","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://chaos.social/@gsuberland\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gsuberland</span></a></span> this is why my music is on my phone.<br>organised by artist/album/track for easy findage.<br>I like to be in control of my own soundtrack :)</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116240808414133769","date_published":"2026-03-16T20:46:16+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-16 20:46","date_timestamp":1773693976,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86157386","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> my favourite dr scenario included that the primary dc was under a flight path. and *all* of IT was within yards of that dc.<br>the COO could not wrap his head around why my planning included non-IT-folks levels of documentation in case, you know, plane+dc interaction.</p><p>still they went cloudy since then so it's all safe from harm and outages now /s</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116224242778460794","date_published":"2026-03-13T22:33:24+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 22:33","date_timestamp":1773441204,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85790713","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anon_opin</span></a></span> I am in this comment and am deeply ashamed :)</p><p>though it was my wife going through the carefully archived pics looking for photos of an event and querying my (or her) sanity on finding many, many photos of a single doorknob* that was funniest.</p><p>* I was learning how multilight flashes interacted and needed something stationary and spherical-ish. I do agree that it was Actually Odd, though not intended to be seen by anyone else</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116195863911912923","date_published":"2026-03-08T22:16:17+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-08 22:16","date_timestamp":1773008177,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85582034","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@rstevens\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>rstevens</span></a></span> you are aware that those plant-mister squirty things can also be filled with white spirits?<br>;)</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116178143953597129","date_published":"2026-03-05T19:09:52+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-05 19:09","date_timestamp":1772737792,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85530616","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://m.ai6yr.org/@ai6yr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ai6yr</span></a></span> the heatsource could be the expensive gpu array running the internal llm...</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116174104933399740","date_published":"2026-03-05T02:02:41+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-05 02:02","date_timestamp":1772676161,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85480811","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.ai/@stavvers\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>stavvers</span></a></span> truly an Evergreen tweet</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116170847894276273","date_published":"2026-03-04T12:14:23+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 12:14","date_timestamp":1772626463,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85127709","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@anon_opin\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>anon_opin</span></a></span> oh heck no, we don't want it thankyouverymuch.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116141351951090461","date_published":"2026-02-27T07:13:10+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-27 07:13","date_timestamp":1772176390,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84860922","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> mutually assured shitposting.</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116120924193410694","date_published":"2026-02-23T16:38:08+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 16:38","date_timestamp":1771864688,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84860731","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.world/@exchgr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>exchgr</span></a></span> I know the snow's a pain and inconvenience but I'm very jealous right now</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116120909632595943","date_published":"2026-02-23T16:34:25+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 16:34","date_timestamp":1771864465,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84805658","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Viss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Viss</span></a></span> awesome. RSS-over-AI-carrier. just what the world needs. &gt;:-(</p>","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/users/evilstevie/statuses/116115893287187187","date_published":"2026-02-22T19:18:42+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-22 19:18","date_timestamp":1771787922,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"14139005","content_html":"<p>The red carpet went down a treat, doubling nicely as a turtle-blanket :)</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F109%2F348%2F125%2F166%2F540%2F960%2Foriginal%2Fd4ed0228dbd71ca2.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie/109348131296034368","date_published":"2022-11-15T13:47:49+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-15 13:47","date_timestamp":1668520069,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14139004","content_html":"So the lad bought himself a Minecraft Turtle Base to play with. It came with a bunch of stickers which I dutifully and carefully applied for him. One was absent...The pictures on the box showed a red carpet section on one platform.There was no corresponding sticker.He was (briefly) unha... <a href=\"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie/109347262215752857\">mastod1.ddns.net</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie/109347262215752857","date_published":"2022-11-15T10:06:48+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-15 10:06","date_timestamp":1668506808,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14139001","content_html":"<p>wall-climbing lobsters?<br>organised playground equipment has come a loooong way since I was a small</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F109%2F332%2F132%2F417%2F496%2F979%2Foriginal%2Fb758e62c6f7d1c4e.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie/109332136179601936","date_published":"2022-11-12T18:00:03+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-12 18:00","date_timestamp":1668276003,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14139000","content_html":"<p>This seems to be working, yay.<br>Fingers crossed it stays up...</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie/109317706909627075","date_published":"2022-11-10T04:50:30+00:00","author":{"name":"evilstevie","url":"https://mastod1.ddns.net/@evilstevie","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmastod1.ddns.net%2Fsystem%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F317%2F379%2F713%2F142%2F709%2Foriginal%2Fc1575f3ed6ad0c04.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"evilstevie@mastod1.ddns.net"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-10 04:50","date_timestamp":1668055830,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}