{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Esther Schindler","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/estherschindler@newsie.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"232325","username":"estherschindler@newsie.social","bio":"Writer. Editor. Chocolate. Cats. Baseball. That covers it, I think.\n\nIf I had to describe myself in one word, it'd be, \"Can't follow directions.\"","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"93243610","content_html":"<p>Just a friendly 4th of July reminder: Absolutely no one is going to watch the video of the fireworks you recorded on your phone.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/116840538425800835","date_published":"2026-06-30T18:45:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-30 18:45","date_timestamp":1782845129,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92691884","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@mitch\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mitch</span></a></span> Do you have any idea how many coffee makers we own?!</p><p>They're like kittens. The spouse objects until they meet the kitten.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/116795934502779853","date_published":"2026-06-22T21:42:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 21:42","date_timestamp":1782164527,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92677166","content_html":"<p>Sound lets coffee skip hot water and cut energy use. Researchers at UNSW brewed espresso with room-temperature water and sound waves, and people couldn’t tell the difference. <a href=\"https://www.digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/radical-new-coffee-making-method-uses-sound-skips-hot-water-and-reduces-energy-bills/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">digitaltrends.com/cool-tech/ra</span><span class=\"invisible\">dical-new-coffee-making-method-uses-sound-skips-hot-water-and-reduces-energy-bills/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/116794946173435528","date_published":"2026-06-22T17:30:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 17:30","date_timestamp":1782149447,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91710738","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@servelan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>servelan</span></a></span> Absolutely!</p><p>There's nothing wrong with cooking or craft porn. Vicarious enjoyment is still enjoyment! </p><p>(I have 500 cookbooks. I might have that many quilting and woodworking books.)</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/116710121561548308","date_published":"2026-06-07T17:58:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 17:58","date_timestamp":1780855126,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91181808","content_html":"<p>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.– Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke’s Third Law)</p><p>But the only way of discovering the limits of the possible is to venture a little way past them into the impossible.– Arthur C. Clarke (Clarke’s Second Law)</p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/116659083587211951","date_published":"2026-05-29T17:39:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 17:39","date_timestamp":1780076348,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"52689733","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@mitchw\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mitchw</span></a></span> They look very weird in this photo.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/113680245831890909","date_published":"2024-12-19T15:41:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-19 15:41","date_timestamp":1734622891,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53218042","content_html":"<p>“Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle.” — BRCK Chief Data Scientist Chris Albon, on pre-holiday deployments</p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/113668528356415257","date_published":"2024-12-17T14:01:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-17 14:01","date_timestamp":1734444097,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"41976674","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@brianstorms\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>brianstorms</span></a></span> How has <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.world/@randyrainbow\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>randyrainbow</span></a></span> not done that yet?!  <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Cdespinosa\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Cdespinosa</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112826565942797312","date_published":"2024-07-21T21:19:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-21 21:19","date_timestamp":1721596770,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"41912092","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@RonJeffries\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>RonJeffries</span></a></span> <br>(evil cackle)</p><p>No.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112820065202406465","date_published":"2024-07-20T17:46:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-20 17:46","date_timestamp":1721497576,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"40555453","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://noc.social/@ron_miller\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ron_miller</span></a></span> Good storytelling!</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112701116428533139","date_published":"2024-06-29T17:36:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-29 17:36","date_timestamp":1719682562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"39578675","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://researchbuzz.masto.host/@researchbuzz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>researchbuzz</span></a></span>  You are, however, a much-loved nut.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112616024301633798","date_published":"2024-06-14T16:55:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-14 16:55","date_timestamp":1718384159,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"38411072","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.sdf.org/@OldAintDead\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>OldAintDead</span></a></span> I've had dinner in person with Dana but (blush) I've never read her books.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112520082922813051","date_published":"2024-05-28T18:16:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-05-28 18:16","date_timestamp":1716920210,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"37459878","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.africa/@GrahamDowns\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GrahamDowns</span></a></span> I have such a kettle but I almost never use it for that purpose.</p><p>I used to use it for hard-boiling eggs, though.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112439886893454247","date_published":"2024-05-14T14:21:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-05-14 14:21","date_timestamp":1715696516,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"36813514","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://zirk.us/@GramrgednAngel\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GramrgednAngel</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://zirk.us/@grammargirl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>grammargirl</span></a></span> FWIW In that case, I made it \"Drop[b]ox,\" but if I had it to do again, I'd have just fixed the spelling. </p><p>Might be different if it was a legal issue rather than readability.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112383441901486208","date_published":"2024-05-04T15:07:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-05-04 15:07","date_timestamp":1714835234,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"32688723","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sjvn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sjvn</span></a></span> Can confirm.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/112022402017858834","date_published":"2024-03-01T20:50:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-03-01 20:50","date_timestamp":1709326202,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"30255891","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@grork\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>grork</span></a></span> Perhaps this an exercise left to the user! <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@hober\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hober</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111853602637591056","date_published":"2024-02-01T01:22:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-02-01 01:22","date_timestamp":1706750528,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"35281535","content_html":"<p>Local Animal Shelter Will Name a Feral Cat After Your Ex-Boyfriend — Then Neuter Him <a href=\"https://www.phillymag.com/news/2024/01/29/valentines-day-animal-shelter-cat/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">phillymag.com/news/2024/01/29/</span><span class=\"invisible\">valentines-day-animal-shelter-cat/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111853043742839125","date_published":"2024-01-31T23:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-01-31 23:00","date_timestamp":1706742000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"29049583","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.heise.de/@vowe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> Why? I'm curious.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111726819162226533","date_published":"2024-01-09T15:59:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-01-09 15:59","date_timestamp":1704815966,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"29014463","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.heise.de/@vowe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> None?! Wow.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111722419500364110","date_published":"2024-01-08T21:20:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-01-08 21:20","date_timestamp":1704748832,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"28666682","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jzb\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jzb</span></a></span> I had EXACTLY the same thought.</p><p>Though I remember opining to <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@sjvn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sjvn</span></a></span> that the gateway to the alternate universe was the 17-minute rain delay during the 2016 World Series.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111682377335829649","date_published":"2024-01-01T19:37:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-01-01 19:37","date_timestamp":1704137837,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"28086268","content_html":"<p>How the ballpoint pen killed cursive (paywall possible) <a href=\"https://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/08/ballpoint-pens-object-lesson-history-handwriting/402205/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">theatlantic.com/technology/arc</span><span class=\"invisible\">hive/2015/08/ballpoint-pens-object-lesson-history-handwriting/402205/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111609989769567753","date_published":"2023-12-20T00:48:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-12-20 00:48","date_timestamp":1703033291,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"27555930","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@larsrosenquist\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>larsrosenquist</span></a></span> Definitely not just designers... which is one reason I shared this.</p><p>One advantage (?) to me spending so many years as a freelancer is that I'm used to looking for work. I have it down to a routine!</p><p>...It's just weird that this time it's taking so long to come to fruition. (Though I seem to have some freelance work coming in again.)</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111546199096579635","date_published":"2023-12-08T18:25:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-12-08 18:25","date_timestamp":1702059922,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"24601112","content_html":"<p>Experience Flying Toasters, After Dark's most popular Mac screensaver of the 1990s, reinterpreted using modern CSS. <a href=\"https://www.bryanbraun.com/after-dark-css/all/flying-toasters.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">bryanbraun.com/after-dark-css/</span><span class=\"invisible\">all/flying-toasters.html</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/111194582646999296","date_published":"2023-10-07T16:04:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-10-07 16:04","date_timestamp":1696694681,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"22706805","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.heise.de/@vowe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>vowe</span></a></span> I was undeniably cute.</p><p>Fortunately, I didn't realize it.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/110957853892340907","date_published":"2023-08-26T20:41:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-08-26 20:41","date_timestamp":1693082487,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"18783154","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@monoxyd\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>monoxyd</span></a></span> No, merely 4500.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/110293955657762120","date_published":"2023-05-01T14:43:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-05-01 14:43","date_timestamp":1682952204,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"18473840","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@edbott\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>edbott</span></a></span> No mercy. I stabbed them.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/110220789665570868","date_published":"2023-04-18T16:36:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-04-18 16:36","date_timestamp":1681835779,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"18278373","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://zirk.us/@grammargirl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>grammargirl</span></a></span> The term definitely would not help my product marketing managers, who struggle to write basic blog posts! But thanks, and hugs-of-appreciation as always.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/110170165203600700","date_published":"2023-04-09T18:01:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-04-09 18:01","date_timestamp":1681063311,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"17524314","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://wandering.shop/@skrishna\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skrishna</span></a></span> yesssssssss!</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/109989438998503244","date_published":"2023-03-08T20:00:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-03-08 20:00","date_timestamp":1678305648,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"17451141","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>lauren</span></a></span> You make me want to watch the movie again.</p><p>I grew up in NYC when both were on Broadway, and I went to Godspell (with a friend from synagogue) despite my father's wishes. As I recall the entire musical was done with a single set -- basically a chain link fence around a playground. The production has stuck with me, though obviously in a different way than the movie did for you.</p><p>The prevailing attitude was that both shows made the Jews the bad guys, so I never did get to see JCS on stage.</p>","url":"https://newsie.social/users/estherschindler/statuses/109971929455339877","date_published":"2023-03-05T17:47:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-03-05 17:47","date_timestamp":1678038474,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"16703001","content_html":"<p>A treasury of Zork maps <a href=\"http://blog.zarfhome.com/2023/02/a-treasury-of-zork-maps.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">http://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">blog.zarfhome.com/2023/02/a-tr</span><span class=\"invisible\">easury-of-zork-maps.html</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109848204278869660","date_published":"2023-02-11T21:22:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-11 21:22","date_timestamp":1676150577,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16703000","content_html":"<p>A Google Sheet showing Twitter bots moving to Mastodon. (h/t @researchbuzz) <a href=\"https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1SOmgXL3fRHAsxiVufw73VmzYmyLGat5koC7sf045Cic/edit#gid=1724839402\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d</span><span class=\"invisible\">/1SOmgXL3fRHAsxiVufw73VmzYmyLGat5koC7sf045Cic/edit#gid=1724839402</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109847667059580472","date_published":"2023-02-11T19:06:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-11 19:06","date_timestamp":1676142380,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702999","content_html":"<p>London’s underground turns 160 years old<br>The curious story of its famous logo’s designer <a href=\"https://www.economist.com/1843/2015/06/01/the-retiring-type\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">economist.com/1843/2015/06/01/</span><span class=\"invisible\">the-retiring-type</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109846926488733766","date_published":"2023-02-11T15:58:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-11 15:58","date_timestamp":1676131080,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702500","content_html":"\"You are never dedicated to something that you have complete confidence in. No one is fanatically shouting that the sun is going to rise tomorrow. They know it's going to rise tomorrow. When people are fanatically dedicated to political or religious faiths or any other kind of dogmas or... <a href=\"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109842480012497827\">newsie.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109842480012497827","date_published":"2023-02-10T21:07:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-10 21:07","date_timestamp":1676063232,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702494","content_html":"<p>A thought: Granting someone the label MAGA lets them define the term, with honor. I'm thinking of replacing MAGA, in conversation, with the more accurate \"reactionary\" to better identify their values.</p><p>\"I'm a proud MAGA\" says something different from \"I'm a proud reactionary.\"</p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109841164343609976","date_published":"2023-02-10T15:32:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-10 15:32","date_timestamp":1676043157,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702488","content_html":"An American couple is driving through Canada and stops at a gas station to fuel up.\n\nAs the man goes into the station to pay, his wife calls out to him, “Ask them where we are!” \n\nSo the husband walks in, pays, and asks, “By the way, where are we?”\n\nThe attendant answers, “Saskatoon, Sa... <a href=\"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109837292880737853\">newsie.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109837292880737853","date_published":"2023-02-09T23:08:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-09 23:08","date_timestamp":1675984083,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702482","content_html":"<p>\"I don’t want my bots to be on the same platform that has a hard time banning Nazis.\" --Neil Freeman, developer of nyc combined sewers bot<br><a href=\"https://gothamist.com/news/it-may-be-lights-out-for-some-of-nyc-best-twitter-bots\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">gothamist.com/news/it-may-be-l</span><span class=\"invisible\">ights-out-for-some-of-nyc-best-twitter-bots</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109836598712141620","date_published":"2023-02-09T20:11:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-09 20:11","date_timestamp":1675973491,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702478","content_html":"Get awarded for advancing transparency: Entries for the Brechner Freedom of Information Award are now open.  A $3,000 cash award rewards journalism by a U.S.-based news organization or collaboratives that advance the public’s right to know. https://www.jou.ufl.edu/2023/01/30/entry-perio... <a href=\"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109835526273277830\">newsie.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109835526273277830","date_published":"2023-02-09T15:38:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-09 15:38","date_timestamp":1675957126,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702471","content_html":"\"It’s this type of unpredictable spirit — the project, like its Album of the Year–winning predecessor, Raising Sand, is rooted in bluegrass and country traditions — that has guided Plant for the majority of his career.\"  https://www.vulture.com/2023/01/robert-plant-led-zeppelin-best-mus... <a href=\"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109831224584656867\">newsie.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler/109831224584656867","date_published":"2023-02-08T21:24:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Esther Schindler","url":"https://newsie.social/@estherschindler","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.hachyderm.io%2Fcache%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F382%2F735%2F017%2F665%2F518%2Foriginal%2F13471908219f161e.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"estherschindler@newsie.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-02-08 21:24","date_timestamp":1675891488,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"16702464","content_html":"<p>Install images included: IBM/Lotus SmartSuite is an office suite from Lotus software for Windows and OS/2. 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