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@drikkes@micro.blog Ah, crossposting from #DaftSocial finally working again. Nice!

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RE: https://www.gearpatrol.com/style/tim-cook-stepping-down-apple-ceo-wearing-coveted-nike-sneakers/?utm_source=flipboard&utm_content=topic/style

The Fragment Design x Travis Scott x Air Jordan 1 Low OG kostet bei StockX in der Farbvariante “Sail Military Blue” gerade 1.009 €. https://mastodon.social/@drikkes@micro.blog/116441907899415485

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@realhuck Jetzt hätte ich beinahe den Schlitten- mit dem Hummer-Emoji verwechselt.

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@frauvogel @gruene_nippes In Mülheim noch mehr.

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@seiz Dann lieber gleich Crocs. https://www.crocs.de/p/spongebob-classic-clog/209824.html oder https://www.crocs.de/p/classic-leopard-clog/211313.html oder https://www.crocs.de/p/classic-camouflage-clog/211936.html

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@seiz Ich überlege wirklich. 290 € für den anderen definitiv zu viel.

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@realhuck #flaschbier auf und die altern Werner-Comics lesen. Wenn schon Nostalgie, dann richtig.

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@drikkes@micro.blog What can 🤡 do for you?

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@vonFriedland Deine Mudda verzeiht Jens Spahn.

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@drikkes@micro.blog Die Stadtrevue macht im März das Kölsche Kneipensterben zum Aufmacher. https://www.stadtrevue.de/das-aktuelle-heft/

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@publictorsten Uh, das ist tatsächlich schon 11 Jahre alt?

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@feiertagsbot Was letzte Preis

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@drikkes@micro.blog https://www.404media.co/silicon-valleys-favorite-new-ai-agent-has-serious-security-flaws/

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@realhuck Anders wird die AfD mancherorts nicht mehr zu verhindern sein. Sollte zu Schwarz-Rot-Rot für eine Mehrheit gegen 💩-Braun auch noch Lila (BSW) benötigt werden, gehen wohl langsam die kreativen Namensvorschläge aus.

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@tante @publictorsten Passt ganz gut, die war immerhin auf den alten 500-Mark-Scheinen drauf. https://img.ma-shops.com/pollandt/pic/75439_500_dm_1977_brd_banknote_2_.jpg

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@kid37 Schau ich mal, das wäre etwa die richtige Größe.

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@kid37 Da bin ich auch schon gelandet. Glaube, das Geld investiere ich mal. Danke!

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@kid37 Mal gucken. Ich möchte einen Teil eines relativ großen Schaufensters nutzen – also bestenfalls kein Rahmen und die Scheibe so durchsichtig wie möglich bleibend.

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@kid37 Danke. Meinst Du wirklich, das könnte mit sowas funktionieren? https://www.patin-a.de/eco-antispot-dulling-spray-mattierungsspray Wei gesagt, nur Schrift, keine gestochen scharfen Videoprojektionen. Sollte allerdings ein paar Stunden halten, also idealerweise eine ganze Nacht.

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@seiz ¯\\\\_ (ツ)_/¯

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@seiz Im Clip so, im Browser so. Auch wenn Leute ihn Reporten, sind die originalen Trotz für mich nicht available.

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@seiz @Gargron Header und Bio und so sehe ich auch, aber statt seiner Posts steht dann da (nur für mich?):

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@seiz Das wäre mir mit dem ständigen Wechseln zu wild, glaube ich. Habe jetzt schon Tabgruppen für einzelne Kunden. Außerdem würde https://webcatalog.io/en/switchbar dann nicht mehr funktionieren, denke ich. Chromium-Basis würde ich ausschließen, also kein Brave. Von Opera habe ich auch mal Schlechtes gehört? Bliebe neben so einem Ford wie LibreWolf eigentlich nur Vivaldi.

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@seiz Das ist mein dezidierter Arbeitsbrowser.

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@seiz Smartwatch und Tablet will ich gar nicht.

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@seiz Uh, nervig. Ich glaube, mein sehr in die Jahre gekommenes Work-MacBook ließe sich gar nicht mehr auf das aktuelle macOS upgraden.

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Großartig. https://lazytetris.com/ (via @ligneclaire)

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Eher nich. https://x.drikk.es/post/779181519268986880/wei%C3%9F-nich

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🎁 https://www.nytimes.com/2024/12/23/style/bumper-stickers-viral-memes.html?unlocked_article_code=1.l04.l6zp.T7bgCAh2sjFR&smid=url-share

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Wie viele Steckdosen sind in Eurem Haushalt exklusiv für das Laden von Powerbanks reserviert?

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\"Das Theme wirkt am besten mit einem Header-Bild, das eine Höhe von 0 Pixel hat.\"

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Was macht der Hase? https://drikkes.com/?p=15676

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Wie kann man drauf sein? \"Alles rechtens...\" – ich fasse es nicht. https://www.mdr.de/nachrichten/sachsen/leipzig/delitzsch-eilenburg-torgau/abschiebung-grundschule-delitzsch-100.html

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Gibt es etwas Ätzenderes im Homeoffice, als beim Kacken zwanzig Mal den Ton eingehender Mails zu hören?

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107376572455596397","date_published":"2021-12-02T09:14:29+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-12-02 09:14","date_timestamp":1638436469,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226276","content_html":"

If there is/will be a way to import your own old WP blog (with all the links etc.), I'd change to @write_as https://write.as/pro instantly.

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Hawkeye #s01e02 – Zum Glück sieht Fritz nicht, wie sie sich über LARPers lustig machen.

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107368296916893559","date_published":"2021-11-30T22:09:54+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-30 22:09","date_timestamp":1638310194,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226274","content_html":"<p>Der Katz hat gekotzt.</p>

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107364649741135079","date_published":"2021-11-30T06:42:23+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-30 06:42","date_timestamp":1638254543,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226273","content_html":"

Kardiales Angiosarkom ist ein Arschloch. https://drikkes.com/?p=15672

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Von nem Typen mit dem Profilnamen Bushido1997 mattgesetzt worden. Fuck it.

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107354525012529810","date_published":"2021-11-28T11:47:32+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-28 11:47","date_timestamp":1638100052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226271","content_html":"<p>Scheiße, natürlich ist in Deutschland Fußball wichtiger als alles andere.</p>

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107350439063285715","date_published":"2021-11-27T18:28:25+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-27 18:28","date_timestamp":1638037705,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226270","content_html":"

Defeating #Shredder #Chess on level easy is, well, easy, right? https://www.shredderchess.com/

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Jaja, der Staat, der Staat... https://netzpolitik.org/2021/ueberwachung-in-der-partnerschaft-jeder-dritte-haelt-stalkerware-fuer-akzeptabel/

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107343438234535207","date_published":"2021-11-26T12:48:01+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-26 12:48","date_timestamp":1637930881,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226268","content_html":"

Smoking gentleman using an acoustic coupler to send an email with a payphone. Early 1980s. https://aiiaiiiyo.com/post/655993475932831744/smoking-gentleman-using-an-acoustic-coupler-to

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107343100414905283","date_published":"2021-11-26T11:22:06+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-26 11:22","date_timestamp":1637925726,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226267","content_html":"

sell ot loud https://drikkes.com/?p=14101

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Ich, wenn mal wieder irgendjemand behauptet, irgendwas sei „over“: https://drikkes.com/?p=14321

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Realtalk: CDs sind manchmal so drüber.

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107331436619103835","date_published":"2021-11-24T09:55:51+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-24 09:55","date_timestamp":1637747751,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226264","content_html":"

Oh my https://www.dwdl.de/nachrichten/85459/gysi_und_schmidt_blicken_kurz_vor_heiligabend_zurueck/

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107327339201457107","date_published":"2021-11-23T16:33:49+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-23 16:33","date_timestamp":1637685229,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226263","content_html":"

My linktree as a #glitch page. https://gregarious-three-drifter.glitch.me/

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end of an era https://www.wuv.de/marketing/ferrari_verliert_seinen_titelsponsor

","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes/107320013447246016","date_published":"2021-11-22T09:30:47+00:00","author":{"name":"drikkes","url":"https://mastodon.social/@drikkes","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F042%2F850%2Foriginal%2F9fc618eced273afe.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"drikkes@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2021-11-22 09:30","date_timestamp":1637573447,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"12226261","content_html":"

Leute, die „ihr Tattoo“ als Profilbild bei WhatsApp haben.

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