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The only thing we have to fear is reality itself

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Speak softly and carry a big stick. When people ask you to speak louder, hit them with the stick

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I would make a great tree because I mainly just hang out and murmur to myself

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At the tone, please leave your name and number. Start a new life without them

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Real life is happening all around you, and it’s very distracting. To avoid any problems, just look at your phone and focus on my posts

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Sure, I could “work on myself.” Or I could fake my own death and become The Legendary Masked Juggler

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Another night of feeling kinda sad, then hungry, then sleepy, then sad again, then slightly horny

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If I were my brain, I would simply chill out for once

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I’ll stop at nothing to give up immediately

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There are many big things to freak out about right now, but don’t forget to freak out about the little things too

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@HG honestly SDRE never clicked for me either, though I liked the one Fire Theft album, which is basically the same lineup. Also, I think we’re the same age and I heartily relate to all the Life Stuff you posted about earlier

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Hopefully you’re all in love with me by now, or else what's the point of all this

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Hiring a private investigator to follow me around so I can truly know myself

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If I had a dollar for every time I needed a dollar, that would be convenient

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You rarely hear bad news about cheese

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Pretty sure life never makes sense. You just get old and pretend to understand it

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You should stay up and read more posts. You’re just getting to the good part

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Meditation is a great way to clear your mind and fill it back up with new terrible ideas

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I keep my fruit in a paper bag so it ripens quickly and I can throw it away faster

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Relax. Everything will be fine. Not for you, of course. But somewhere, things are fine for somebody

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Don't spiral about being annoying. Just try to be less annoying. This is as inspirational as I get

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Most of you are fine, a few of you are great, and one of you is the Killer

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Self care is so important. Can somebody else do it for me

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All the tasks are done. Time to flatten myself on a rectangle

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This is the last straw. All straw manufacturers have shut down for some reason

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I’m in my era era. What a time for times

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@healyn in Chicago we only revered the Chicago based movies: Ferris Bueller, Blues Brothers, and maybe Adventures In Babysitting

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@healyn same. I guess back to the future was OK, seemed kinda corny to me even when I was 10

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@benroyce Trepan Nation is also the name of an old Chicago punk band I listened to growing up, where I first heard the term

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@danielholt we hear them for a couple weeks before and a week after, but the night of its 4 hours of nonstop industrial fireworks right next door, like 3 meters away

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@oblomov @matildalove I suppose it depends if the quality is a thousand words per picture, or a thousand words worth of picture for each word pictured…

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@chad that is simply too many letters

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@sluttymayo yeah I think you’re right… I guess it may have forced their hand since the current situation wasn’t something that could be glossed over, but they both seemed really emotional about it too

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@sluttymayo ok I went down the rabbit hole on this and it’s because Jordan and Dan disagree on the whole onion thing? Oh they don’t but Jordan is just too mad regardless? Or…

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@janisf Chicago has felt so much safer since late 2024/early 2025… I guess the post pandemic mayhem wave has receded in lots of places, but it’s pretty nice!

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@caitp when I took workshops they were big on outlines and structuring your plot in advance, but some great authors just feel their way through

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@healyn just sleep deprived from toddler. I’ll be back on my hateration eventually

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@HG just seeing he dropped 2 albums last year? Some good features here too…. Blog era guys

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@HG one of the best aspects of classic hellsite era was drunk/stoned heems nightposting

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@farah the sky

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@curiously I wish I qualified! Seems like immigration is restricted to skilled workers for the most part. Wife lived in NZ for 2 years and loved it

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@healyn sometimes I recite it to my toddler and she enjoys it… bonus for toddler- no curse words!

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@ShadSterling @fiigvam I know about the tracker, but I was just thinking of pizza’s general ability to soothe and taste delicious

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@LoganFive yeah, in my toddler era (she just turned 2) I only perform locally, on my monthly show or my friends shows

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@Jorsh I love the beige! I hate doing anything slightly complicated, but maybe after tax season lol, anything’s possible

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@ilsk I wrote it. It’s googleable. I’m not saying they knew, I’m asking for credit. I see them post screenshots of other people’s tweets, so it seems reasonable

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@healyn I still regret not saying “Mrs. Waldo” although that wouldn’t have been her name of course but that just makes it funnier to me

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@healyn I’m rarely precious about my dumb posts but this one is a lil trip down nostalgia lane for me

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@loren bob aurohraman? How about 588-2300, empaurora…

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@hotdogsladies I also do not think war photographers jump right between gunmen exchanging live fire! Maybe occasionally by accident, and then they are not snapping away

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