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I think Rosie and Monty may have missed me while I was away ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿถ

\n\"A\n","summary":"","url":"https://discursive.adamprocter.co.uk/2026/08/31/i-think-rosie-and-monty.html","date_published":"2026-08-31T05:55:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Dr. Adam Procter","url":"https://discursive.adamprocter.co.uk","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F23%2F1989.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"adamprocter"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"05:55","date_timestamp":1788155751,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://fosstodon.org/@adamprocter/117188576733513945","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vfk4zp4d5pg7rraqicafe4kp/post/3mue7uyoda72d"]}},{"id":"96618916","content_html":"

Snickers feels safe here. Any box will do. ๐Ÿฑ

\n\"A\n","summary":"","url":"https://www.canneddragons.net/2026/08/29/snickers-feels-safe-here-any.html","date_published":"2026-08-29T18:01:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Robert Rackley","url":"https://www.canneddragons.net/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F30%2F1612628.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"canneddragons"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-29 18:01","date_timestamp":1788026470,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:u2zy3hpjbhfxkgfzcyfy7fsx/post/3muahhi2vem22"]}},{"id":"96252994","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฅฃ The Five-Minute Rule for Empty Food Bowls: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿฑ Why Blue Point Bicolor Ragdolls Stand Out: furrycarehub.micro.blog

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๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโญMajor Starbert Reports for Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฎHousehold Policy Update: The Overnight Delivery: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/14/household-policy-update-the-overnight.html","date_published":"2026-08-14T11:13:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-14 11:13","date_timestamp":1786705997,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95723052","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ‘Household Policy Update: A New Trainee Has Arrived: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/13/household-policy-update-a-new.html","date_published":"2026-08-13T20:10:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-13 20:10","date_timestamp":1786651858,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95624635","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโฐThe 7:30 Inspection and My Night-Time Duties: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/12/the-inspection-and-my-nighttime.html","date_published":"2026-08-12T07:29:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-12 07:29","date_timestamp":1786519749,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95590359","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸชฑHousehold Policy Update: Treachery by Pipette: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/11/household-policy-update-treachery-by.html","date_published":"2026-08-11T17:14:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 17:14","date_timestamp":1786468450,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95569015","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿช–A New Recruit in the Ring of Friendship \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/11/a-new-recruit-in-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-11T10:46:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 10:46","date_timestamp":1786445194,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95560292","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฌHousehold Policy Update: An Anniversary of Considerable Importance: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/11/household-policy-update-garden-security.html","date_published":"2026-08-11T06:43:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 06:43","date_timestamp":1786430615,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95509742","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŸHousehold Policy Update: The Open-Door Night Shift: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/10/household-policy-update-the-opendoor.html","date_published":"2026-08-10T10:38:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-10 10:38","date_timestamp":1786358318,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95415792","content_html":"

Retro Rosie ๐Ÿฑ

\n\"A\n","summary":"","url":"https://discursive.adamprocter.co.uk/2026/08/08/retro-rosie.html","date_published":"2026-08-08T18:00:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Dr. Adam Procter","url":"https://discursive.adamprocter.co.uk","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F23%2F1989.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"adamprocter"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-08 18:00","date_timestamp":1786212033,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://fosstodon.org/@adamprocter/117061192736672293","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:vfk4zp4d5pg7rraqicafe4kp/post/3mslnngtdk22t"]}},{"id":"95335198","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŽ‚A Birthday Audience for the Male-Human: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/07/a-birthday-audience-for-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-07T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-07 07:00","date_timestamp":1786086000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95313795","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸšชThe Doors Stay Open: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/the-doors-stay-open.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T20:34:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 20:34","date_timestamp":1786048440,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95297557","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿก From Jutta to Mrs. Cotton: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/from-jutta-to-mrs-cotton.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T15:05:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 15:05","date_timestamp":1786028737,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95276827","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฎHousehold Policy Update: Patience, Plastic Surgery and Proper Access \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/06/household-policy-update-patience-plastic.html","date_published":"2026-08-06T06:55:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-06 06:55","date_timestamp":1785999329,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95064662","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดA Royal Reply to the Nieces of the North \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/02/a-royal-reply-to-the.html","date_published":"2026-08-02T08:42:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-02 08:42","date_timestamp":1785660136,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95013765","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑโšกA Most Unusual Royal Arrival: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/08/01/a-most-unusual-royal-arrival.html","date_published":"2026-08-01T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-01 07:00","date_timestamp":1785567600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94971840","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸซฏHousehold Policy Update: The Ginger Intruder: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/31/household-policy-update-the-ginger.html","date_published":"2026-07-31T13:20:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 13:20","date_timestamp":1785504011,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94812410","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸŒ™ Late Night Household Report: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/28/late-night-household-report.html","date_published":"2026-07-28T20:30:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-28 20:30","date_timestamp":1785270601,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94730043","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑโœˆ๏ธHer Royal Return: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/27/her-royal-return.html","date_published":"2026-07-27T11:35:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-27 11:35","date_timestamp":1785152120,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94674597","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑMy Official Complaint About Vacuum Cleaners: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/26/my-official-complaint-about-vacuum.html","date_published":"2026-07-26T07:37:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 07:37","date_timestamp":1785051430,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94625238","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ›Œ๐ŸปThe Saturday Morning Wake-Up Department: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/25/the-saturday-morning-wakeup-department.html","date_published":"2026-07-25T06:55:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 06:55","date_timestamp":1784962538,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94572048","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸกWeekend Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/24/weekend-duty.html","date_published":"2026-07-24T09:41:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 09:41","date_timestamp":1784886114,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94504694","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ดA Farewell Inspection and the Return of Management: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/23/a-farewell-inspection-and-the.html","date_published":"2026-07-23T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 07:00","date_timestamp":1784790000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94453173","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸซŸThe Exterior Painterโ€™s Unexpected Promotion \"\" : mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/22/the-exterior-painters-unexpected-promotion.html","date_published":"2026-07-22T10:36:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 10:36","date_timestamp":1784716595,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94443208","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸšชThe Closed Door Policy: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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By the way, there is a beauty nap in progress now. Royal duties have been temporarily suspended while I restore my elegance, recharge my authority and ensure I remain the finest-looking member of this household.

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Yours,
\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n\"By\n","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/21/by-the-way-there-is.html","date_published":"2026-07-21T10:15:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-21 10:15","date_timestamp":1784628929,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94380699","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿฉท By the Way.. mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸฌLessons from the Nieces of the North: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ด๐ŸฑThe Northern Delegation Arrives: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

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I am often asked why I wear no crown indoors or in official photographs. A true queen does not need one to prove her rank. Besides, crowns are terribly inconvenient during naps.

\n

Yours,\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/19/i-am-often-asked-why.html","date_published":"2026-07-19T14:07:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 14:07","date_timestamp":1784470051,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94270443","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑThe Great Fuss About Fifty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/19/the-great-fuss-about-fifty.html","date_published":"2026-07-19T10:24:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 10:24","date_timestamp":1784456641,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94212429","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฑ๐ŸชฐWhy Fly Hunting Is an Essential Royal Duty: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/18/why-fly-hunting-is-an.html","date_published":"2026-07-18T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-18 07:00","date_timestamp":1784358000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94151867","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑA Most Welcome Temperature Adjustment: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/17/a-most-welcome-temperature-adjustment.html","date_published":"2026-07-17T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 07:00","date_timestamp":1784271600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94088869","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑThe Melon, the Sunbeams and the Suspicious Painter: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/16/the-melon-the-sunbeams-and.html","date_published":"2026-07-16T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-16 07:00","date_timestamp":1784185200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94059788","content_html":"

A lovely quiet evening. My humans are in front of the television, while I have claimed the canapรฉ, as is only proper.

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The household is calm, the cushions are comfortable, and all royal duties are complete for today.

\n

Yours,\nMrs. Cotton ๐Ÿฑ๐Ÿพ

\n","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/15/a-lovely-quiet-evening-my.html","date_published":"2026-07-15T18:34:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 18:34","date_timestamp":1784140482,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94027765","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑThe Sofa Armrest Investigation: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/15/the-sofa-armrest-investigation.html","date_published":"2026-07-15T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 07:00","date_timestamp":1784098800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93967768","content_html":"

๐Ÿ“๐ŸฑHousehold Policy Update: The Approved Sleeping Places: mrscotton.mjanssen.nl

","summary":"","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl/2026/07/14/household-policy-update-the-approved.html","date_published":"2026-07-14T07:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Mrs. Cotton","url":"https://mrscotton.mjanssen.nl","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2026%2F27%2F1926839.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"mrscotton"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-14 07:00","date_timestamp":1784012400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}