{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Discover art","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/discover/art","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api"},"items":[{"id":"93057014","content_html":"<p>Doodled a doodle 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fc7847a180d.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person is sitting by a cozy fireplace, holding a tablet and a cup, with text saying Today, I read and Tomorrow, I kill.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/28/doodled-a-doodle.html","date_published":"2026-06-28T06:03:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 06:03","date_timestamp":1782626625,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116826219176337941","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mpdchvkjnk2a","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DaHmvIbllJH"]}},{"id":"92678306","content_html":"<p>Tomato… of doom! 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fb2634ccf04.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"An angry cartoon tomato with sharp teeth and arms raised menacingly is depicted below the bold, distressed text TOMATO OF DOOM on a grungy, textured background.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/22/tomato-of-doom.html","date_published":"2026-06-22T18:13:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 18:13","date_timestamp":1782151998,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116795113787732811","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3movigtfu3s2p","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZ5dcg4FtPX"]}},{"id":"92663713","content_html":"<p><strong>Today I am grateful for</strong> my new knowledge of SVG files thanks to setting up my Stream Deck with a little Gemini help - 30 minutes with an AI did what years dicking around with Illustrator couldn’t 🎨</p>\n\n<p><em>I am looking forward to</em> seeing how I do at a standing desk  🧍🏾</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://gratitude.drewcastillo.com/2026/06/22/today-i-am-grateful-for.html","date_published":"2026-06-22T14:27:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Drew Castillo","url":"http://drewcastillo.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2Fdrewcastillo%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"drewcastillo"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 14:27","date_timestamp":1782138420,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92614519","content_html":"<p>Dungeon Crawler Carl, Princess Donut. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fe51227ee07.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A fluffy purple cat wearing a crown is sitting and saying Stop that Carl in front of large text that partially reads PRINCESS DONUT.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/21/dungeon-crawler-carl-princess-donut.html","date_published":"2026-06-21T18:57:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-21 18:57","date_timestamp":1782068231,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116789624402997798","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mot2gjlxfp24","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZ29rrEFt9B"]}},{"id":"92440971","content_html":"<p>Scooby dooby plushy doo 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fa097fed0a6.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cartoon-style plush dog resembling Scooby-Doo is sitting with a blue collar and a tag labeled SD, against a textured background with the text Scooby Plushy Dog.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/18/scooby-dooby-plushy-doo.html","date_published":"2026-06-18T18:14:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-18 18:14","date_timestamp":1781806478,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116772469930825929","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3molgnmbnqk2q","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZvKbI7FrsQ"]}},{"id":"92378355","content_html":"<p>Scooby doo, innit. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Feebf909588.jpg\" width=\"597\" height=\"600\" alt=\"The colorful van labeled The Mystery Machine is driving at night with a speech bubble saying Scoooooby doooby dooo.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/17/scooby-doo-innit.html","date_published":"2026-06-17T19:04:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 19:04","date_timestamp":1781723077,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116767004097879750","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3moiyxxneby2k","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZsrWmgGi7M"]}},{"id":"92271691","content_html":"<p>Pinecone! (it’s pining for you… get it?) 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0807.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A traffic cone with a face and hat humorously says I miss you beneath the bold text PINECONE.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/16/pinecone-its-pining-for-you.html","date_published":"2026-06-16T08:07:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 08:07","date_timestamp":1781597271,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116758759454514282","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mofdsuctnk2v","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZo7Z0bFlh-"]}},{"id":"92217884","content_html":"<p>Summer Camp Prompts DAY 15 “Archery” 🎨⛺🏕️</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0786.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A humorous illustration depicts tent-arrow transport as a fast but anxiety-inducing method of landing.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/15/summer-camp-prompts-day-archery.html","date_published":"2026-06-15T13:38:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 13:38","date_timestamp":1781530708,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116754397167900392","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3modfsyp6572k","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZm8bsulFnv"]}},{"id":"92025206","content_html":"<p>You fabulous creature.🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0815.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt='creepy face with caption \"im watching you, you fabulous creature\" ' loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/12/you-fabulous-creature.html","date_published":"2026-06-12T07:41:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 07:41","date_timestamp":1781250063,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116736004559306102","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mo3ah5kkoc2n","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZelJkQljfJ"]}},{"id":"92024627","content_html":"<p>Summer Camp Prompts DAY 12 “Bugspray” 🎨🏕️⛺</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0792.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A tent in the illustration is surrounded by bugs despite a humorous message about an ineffective eco-friendly, anti-bug candle.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/12/summer-camp-prompts-day-bugspray.html","date_published":"2026-06-12T07:25:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 07:25","date_timestamp":1781249125,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116735944255070342","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mo37lojhi325","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZejYw3lhUm"]}},{"id":"91955565","content_html":"<p>Summer Camp Prompts DAY 11 “Friendship” ⛺🏕️🎨 (alternative)</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0783.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A fishing boat in the ocean is accompanied by a shark's fin, with the word FRIENDSHIP written above in bold red letters.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/11/082645.html","date_published":"2026-06-11T07:26:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-11 07:26","date_timestamp":1781162805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116730285968582566","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnyp6jkndi2y","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZb-tL0HDe0"]}},{"id":"91955354","content_html":"<p>Summer Camp Prompts DAY 11 “Friendship” ⛺🏕️🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0802.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A startled person exclaims from inside a tent as a cow pokes its head in, with a caption suggesting Eddie made a new friend while camping.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/11/summer-camp-prompts-day-friendship.html","date_published":"2026-06-11T07:22:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-11 07:22","date_timestamp":1781162577,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116730271098040725","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnyoxpjcw62y","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZb-RMlHBfQ"]}},{"id":"91813406","content_html":"<p>Summer Camp Prompts DAY 9 “Canoe” ⛺🏕️🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0791.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person in a canoe on dry land enjoys a lesson, humorously highlighting their distance from the nearest river.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/09/summer-camp-prompts-day-canoe.html","date_published":"2026-06-09T07:37:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-09 07:37","date_timestamp":1780990648,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116719003532161742","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mntotstro32i","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZW2Vw5kXRH"]}},{"id":"91779763","content_html":"<p>Did a trek themed doodle. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Ffe551b260c.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cartoon figure stands confidently in a space-themed background with a humorous text referencing a sci-fi adventure.\" 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:)</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0778.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A green lantern with a light emanating from it is accompanied by the Green Lantern oath in stylized text.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/08/082615.html","date_published":"2026-06-08T07:26:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 07:26","date_timestamp":1780903575,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116713297860499675","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnr5rblkjm2y","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZUQSjVEboK"]}},{"id":"91740799","content_html":"<p>Summer camp 2026 day 9 prompt “Lantern” 🏕️ 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0796.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A tent is surrounded by flames, humorously depicted with the caption A candle did work well as a camping lantern, however once Eddie knocked it over it doubled as a heater, accompanied by the phrase HOW DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING? on the ground.\" 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Not happy about it but not mad, either - I still have a lot to learn and hours of practice ahead of me, but for now, I’m going to leave faces alone. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/93862/2026/e084270d86-m.jpg\" width=\"429\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A sketch of a bearded person in profile view is drawn on a piece of paper.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/2026/06/07/selfportraitputting-together-the-things-i.html","date_published":"2026-06-07T13:37:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Cervus","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F03%2F923346.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"forestweekender"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 13:37","date_timestamp":1780839479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@forestweekender/116709097812996749","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmpaunpyzx6rkedu2dkcdbpp/post/3mnpc36fxik2z"]}},{"id":"91655918","content_html":"<p>Drew a stargaze. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fce22a9487f.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A futuristic, circular gateway with a glowing blue center is adorned with the title Stargate SG-1 above it.\" 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src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fab12ffe330.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cartoon shows a tent engulfed in flames with a humorous caption about Eddie's confusion between fireflies and his burning tent.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/05/summer-camp-day-prompt-fireflies.html","date_published":"2026-06-05T06:39:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 06:39","date_timestamp":1780641594,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116696127970160090","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnjjr7mvm52r","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZMckuPlqMS"]}},{"id":"91510362","content_html":"<p>Summer camp 2026 prompt “wilderness” 🏕️ 🎨 attempt 2</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fff46e3b135.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cartoon depiction features the Loch Ness Monster swimming in a lake with the text Wilder(loch)ness above.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/04/summer-camp-prompt-wilderness-attempt.html","date_published":"2026-06-04T06:42:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 06:42","date_timestamp":1780555355,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116690476077094209","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mngzh2ohob24","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZJ4FZqFmk1"]}},{"id":"91510330","content_html":"<p>Summer camp 2026 prompt “wilderness” 🏕️ 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F9c85cca4fd.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person stands on a grassy field near trees and a tent, focused on their phone with the caption, Eddie had been looking forward to some time in the wilderness, but his phone was much less effort to explore. Don't be like Eddie.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/04/summer-camp-prompt-wilderness.html","date_published":"2026-06-04T06:41:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-04 06:41","date_timestamp":1780555300,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116690473611425310","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mngzfvlw3h26","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZJ4Apgke-P"]}},{"id":"91448456","content_html":"<p>Summer camp 2026 prompt, day three 🏕️ “Backpack” 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F57b5ae3f71.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person stands next to an oversized backpack and gear on a grassy hill with the caption Eddie was pretty sure he had all the essentials for camping.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/03/summer-camp-prompt-day-three.html","date_published":"2026-06-03T07:38:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-03 07:38","date_timestamp":1780472307,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116685033968321204","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnem4bet2d27","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZHZslTlnlM"]}},{"id":"91375112","content_html":"<p>Today’s summer camp 🏕️ prompt is “fishing” here is my submission (2) 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fffeb279bb0.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A fish wearing a crown is depicted in a comic-style illustration with the text THE FISHER KING HAS ENTERED THE BATTLE and THE BEASTS OF THE LAND, WILL FISH NO MORE! displayed around it.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/02/072052.html","date_published":"2026-06-02T06:20:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 06:20","date_timestamp":1780381252,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116679066948824554","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnbxctqyk62o","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZEsCfGFqpe"]}},{"id":"91375057","content_html":"<p>Today’s summer camp 🏕️ prompt is “fishing” here is my submission (1) 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Ff62714b4b3.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person fishing at a lake encounters a large, dragon-like creature emerging from the water.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/02/todays-summer-camp-prompt-is.html","date_published":"2026-06-02T06:19:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 06:19","date_timestamp":1780381147,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116679059319944179","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mnbx7cjzak2l","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZErz9Bjg-y"]}},{"id":"91341644","content_html":"<p>Found some time to draw again…I really can’t wrap my head around hair. Everything looks awful…and they want me to put everything together next. F*ck me… 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/93862/2026/93e5e0b502-m.jpg\" width=\"438\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A sketchbook page features various hairstyles, including braids, curls, an updo, and different hair textures on faceless heads.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/2026/06/01/found-some-time-to-draw.html","date_published":"2026-06-01T18:02:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Cervus","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F03%2F923346.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"forestweekender"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 18:02","date_timestamp":1780336941,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@forestweekender/116676164235644967","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmpaunpyzx6rkedu2dkcdbpp/post/3mnao2qgj7322"]}},{"id":"91325283","content_html":"<p>Some good guys on a private forum I’m part of are doing an image a day based around the theme of “summer camp” todays prompt was “campfire” and this is my submission. 🏕️ 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fc7ebcaa824.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"597\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/06/01/some-good-guys-on-a.html","date_published":"2026-06-01T13:30:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 13:30","date_timestamp":1780320614,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116675092310858373","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mna6thqmar27","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DZC4XnmFraA"]}},{"id":"90783862","content_html":"<p>🎨 Got this gorgeous print from a German artist who lives in my neighborhood. He said it was inspired by Anna Akhmatova’s “<a href=\"https://allpoetry.com/poem/8507107-In-The-Evening-by-Anna-Akhmatova\">In the Evening</a>.”</p>\n<p>Admittedly, I have yet to see the connection, but am nonetheless entranced with the design. 🤣😍</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fbradleyandroos.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fa0835bf484.jpg\" width=\"483\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://bradleyandroos.micro.blog/2026/05/23/got-this-gorgeous-print-from.html","date_published":"2026-05-23T18:07:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Bradley Andrews","url":"https://bradleyandroos.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F29%2F1804355.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bradleyandroos"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 18:07","date_timestamp":1779559654,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90590280","content_html":"<p>Drew a N-1 starfighter… its got stars. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0767.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A spaceship flies through space above a planet, surrounded by stars.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/20/drew-a-n-starfighter-its.html","date_published":"2026-05-20T21:04:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-20 21:04","date_timestamp":1779311090,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116608932438442959","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mmcsnc3nvr2h","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYky2dPj4ya"]}},{"id":"90362954","content_html":"<p>Hair…something else I seem to be rather shite at… 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/93862/2026/5785457b2e-m.jpg\" width=\"438\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A sketchbook page displays various hand-drawn hairstyles categorized by type, with different curly and wavy textures for labeled hair types.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/2026/05/17/hairsomething-else-i-seem-to.html","date_published":"2026-05-17T17:51:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Cervus","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F03%2F923346.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"forestweekender"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-17 17:51","date_timestamp":1779040319,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@forestweekender/116591186841795174","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmpaunpyzx6rkedu2dkcdbpp/post/3mm2whhx44626"]}},{"id":"90314790","content_html":"<p>Finally some time to draw again! Today:👂🏼ears…which I don’t fully understand yet.\n🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/93862/2026/b47fd57f42-m.jpg\" width=\"454\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A sketchbook page displaying various pencil sketches of eyes, ears, and a partial face outline with a grid.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/2026/05/16/finally-some-time-to-draw.html","date_published":"2026-05-16T20:33:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Cervus","url":"https://forestweekender.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F03%2F923346.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"forestweekender"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-16 20:33","date_timestamp":1778963585,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@forestweekender/116586159780056793","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmpaunpyzx6rkedu2dkcdbpp/post/3mlyozh2jwc2w"]}},{"id":"90280062","content_html":"<p>Solar opposites 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fa55b53194d.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Two aliens are having a conversation about work while one angrily demands security, expressing dissatisfaction with Earth.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/16/solar-opposites.html","date_published":"2026-05-16T07:49:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-16 07:49","date_timestamp":1778917779,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116583156397580018","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mlxedsunlf2v","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYZErPalKBh"]}},{"id":"90257376","content_html":"<p>A redraw of an old pizza face. 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0751.jpg\" alt=\"A slice of pizza with a face and melted cheese is humorously saying, Put me in your mouth.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/15/a-redraw-of-an-old.html","date_published":"2026-05-15T21:01:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-15 21:01","date_timestamp":1778878905,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116580611315130335","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mlwa6krrwn2i","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYX6nYkj1ji"]}},{"id":"90144610","content_html":"<p>Last Solar Opposite 🎨 - I drew these last night. I really enjoy how they all have simple forms which are recognisable. I tried to add my own dirty shading and textured line art to them all while being as faithful as possible to the original designs. I put them on my favourite paper textures and used a...</p> <a href=\"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/14/last-solar-opposite-i-drew.html\">dandelion-utilitarian.com</a>","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/14/last-solar-opposite-i-drew.html","date_published":"2026-05-14T09:49:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-14 09:49","date_timestamp":1778752173,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116572310142980106","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mlsk7lb3ok2g","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYUJAzSllCa"]}},{"id":"90140846","content_html":"<p>Solar opposite 🎨</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Face522e74e.jpg\" alt=\"A green frog wearing a pink polka-dot outfit with the text I wish I had a rabbit... I'm hungry - Jesse next to it.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fimg-0748.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/14/solar-opposite.html","date_published":"2026-05-14T08:24:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-14 08:24","date_timestamp":1778747087,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116571969576276394","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mlsfejxdoa2g","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYT_GXJlE7C"]}},{"id":"90135320","content_html":"<p>Solar opposites 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F3c65dfa597.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cartoon alien wearing an orange Hulu Disney+ shirt is surrounded by pink splatters and a humorous quote about drinking something pink.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/14/solar-opposites.html","date_published":"2026-05-14T05:58:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-14 05:58","date_timestamp":1778738297,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116571393849796676","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mls56p3sf52m","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYTuVPCFPVf"]}},{"id":"90114621","content_html":"<p>Solar opposites 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fa83a6139e7.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A blue, grumpy-looking alien character with a spotted head and wearing a black suit comments humorously on being a boring English wanker.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/13/solar-opposites.html","date_published":"2026-05-13T21:29:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 21:29","date_timestamp":1778707769,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116569392930643299","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mlraqs6vel24","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYS0GZJHykF"]}},{"id":"90038447","content_html":"<p>five-armed coalition of chaos, bad vibes, and questionable optimism. 🌊 🎨</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdandelion-utilitarian.com%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fc6b6ff7e7e.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A retro comic-style illustration titled “Starfish Against Oceanic Pollution.” A large anthropomorphic starfish dominates the centre, wearing purple lightning-bolt sunglasses and a pink heart pendant, mouth wide open in a shout. Each of its five arms ends in a small expressive face. Speech bubbles read: “AGHHHH!”, “Life is pain.”, and “Best day ever!” Splatters of green and pink slime surround the figure. The colour palette is muted blue, pink, and green with a halftone texture, evoking vintage underground comics. The overall tone is absurdist and humorous.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com/2026/05/12/fivearmed-coalition-of-chaos-bad.html","date_published":"2026-05-12T20:51:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Dandelion-Utilitarian","url":"https://dandelion-utilitarian.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F45%2F1673493.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"DandelionUtilitarian"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-12 20:51","date_timestamp":1778619093,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://mastodon.social/@dandelionutilitarian/116563582766543150","https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:tmhsg2dgvexbyxstaph7owum/post/3mloo6paydy2h","https://www.threads.com/@dandelionutilitarian/post/DYQLAktny6f"]}}]}