{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Dave","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/dfir@social.lol","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1880104","username":"dfir@social.lol","bio":"https://dfir.omg.lol","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"95182258","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@purplelime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplelime</span></a></span> Paddleboard!</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117037789629472348","date_published":"2026-08-04T14:49:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:49","date_timestamp":1785854944,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95144919","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@mihobu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mihobu</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@purplelime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplelime</span></a></span> I recommend Schitt's Creek. It takes more than a couple of episodes to get in the swing - better even after the first season.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117033834765437027","date_published":"2026-08-03T22:03:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-03 22:03","date_timestamp":1785794597,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95080156","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@macpsych\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>macpsych</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@maique\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>maique</span></a></span> Same, same.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117026774902568659","date_published":"2026-08-02T16:07:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-02 16:07","date_timestamp":1785686872,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94986524","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@hollie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hollie</span></a></span> Happy birthday!! I am rooting for the nervous system to heal.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117015951935064363","date_published":"2026-07-31T18:15:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 18:15","date_timestamp":1785521727,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94929168","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@maique\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>maique</span></a></span> I use NetNewsWire and iCloud as I refuse subs at every chance. “Good enough”</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117010495105176114","date_published":"2026-07-30T19:07:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-30 19:07","date_timestamp":1785438462,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94928478","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> Twinkies are more like sawdust - but cardboard does come from wood chips so really no difference! Hard to believe people give those to their children.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117010443357344789","date_published":"2026-07-30T18:54:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-30 18:54","date_timestamp":1785437673,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94918298","content_html":"<p>I have been listless this week. It’s a funny word list-less. I have plenty of lists! 😂</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117009458999272310","date_published":"2026-07-30T14:44:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-30 14:44","date_timestamp":1785422653,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94915516","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@purplelime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplelime</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> Honestly, separated oil is how you know it is the good stuff that isn’t overprocessed. 🥜</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117009436584121868","date_published":"2026-07-30T14:38:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-30 14:38","date_timestamp":1785422311,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94915420","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@purplelime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplelime</span></a></span> I don’t think voting will ever be enough to end capitalism as we know it. Not to be, you know, negative 😜</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117009425487826040","date_published":"2026-07-30T14:35:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-30 14:35","date_timestamp":1785422141,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94858691","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@ctt\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ctt</span></a></span> Need a bigger water bottle 😎 Mine is 32 oz. (946 ml). Honestly, a little too big 😄</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117003991875090223","date_published":"2026-07-29T15:33:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-29 15:33","date_timestamp":1785339231,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94858153","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@jedda\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jedda</span></a></span> ❤️</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117003956406111463","date_published":"2026-07-29T15:24:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-29 15:24","date_timestamp":1785338690,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94818665","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://indieweb.social/@dandean\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dandean</span></a></span> IC ?</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/117000130291532967","date_published":"2026-07-28T23:11:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-28 23:11","date_timestamp":1785280308,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94691243","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@alexandra\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>alexandra</span></a></span> It's a very good theme.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116987058600690197","date_published":"2026-07-26T15:47:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 15:47","date_timestamp":1785080850,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94690927","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span> $6 in Seattle - high gas taxes.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116987020894783799","date_published":"2026-07-26T15:37:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-26 15:37","date_timestamp":1785080274,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94659470","content_html":"<p>I was just looking st some replies on Micro.blog to recent Manton Reece posts. Apparently, we’re far left nutters over here. I’m not upset by this……</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116982792966892383","date_published":"2026-07-25T21:42:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 21:42","date_timestamp":1785015761,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94654027","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@hollie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hollie</span></a></span> Oh, I love new tires. I could tell. It should be quieter on the highway.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116982269293198464","date_published":"2026-07-25T19:29:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 19:29","date_timestamp":1785007771,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94653771","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@hollie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hollie</span></a></span> An hour in Costco is a big deal for a LOT of people! As for recognizing your car? You are an original. Also...glad you're getting those needed tires.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116982247391412712","date_published":"2026-07-25T19:23:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 19:23","date_timestamp":1785007437,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94605141","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@MichaelTBacon\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>MichaelTBacon</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@hollie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hollie</span></a></span> And we also still have politicians who have never sent an email.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116976938037835407","date_published":"2026-07-24T20:53:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 20:53","date_timestamp":1784926422,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94592026","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@macpsych\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>macpsych</span></a></span> OMG!</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116975904858641494","date_published":"2026-07-24T16:30:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 16:30","date_timestamp":1784910657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94561260","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://appdot.net/@larand\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>larand</span></a></span> I took a look at your timeline. “Some guy named Glen Campbell”! Oh, my.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116973087056000350","date_published":"2026-07-24T04:34:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 04:34","date_timestamp":1784867661,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94546309","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@purplelime\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>purplelime</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@digitalpardoe\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>digitalpardoe</span></a></span> \"Pocket notebook\" would be a more common term. 😁</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116971472441141925","date_published":"2026-07-23T21:43:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 21:43","date_timestamp":1784843024,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94543253","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://appdot.net/@larand\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>larand</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Ronnie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Ronnie</span></a></span> This will actually be my 4th one (I think). So, I know the drill (pun intended).</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116971177333446880","date_published":"2026-07-23T20:28:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 20:28","date_timestamp":1784838521,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94547704","content_html":"<p>I am procrastinating on scheduling a colonoscopy.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116970905350041436","date_published":"2026-07-23T19:19:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 19:19","date_timestamp":1784834371,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94534786","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@robb\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>robb</span></a></span> Right! RIght! You're bloody well right.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116970485737561244","date_published":"2026-07-23T17:32:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-23 17:32","date_timestamp":1784827968,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94468599","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@andycarolan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andycarolan</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@macpsych\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>macpsych</span></a></span> If only we could use our rage to power the grid!</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116964446995225350","date_published":"2026-07-22T15:57:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-22 15:57","date_timestamp":1784735824,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94424236","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://neuromatch.social/@jdp23\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jdp23</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@aleemshaun\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aleemshaun</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@neatnik\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>neatnik</span></a></span> This was my take as well.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116960189173727848","date_published":"2026-07-21T21:54:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-21 21:54","date_timestamp":1784670855,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94174381","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://dmv.community/@jcrabapple\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jcrabapple</span></a></span> The PNW is fine for once.</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116935946178039034","date_published":"2026-07-17T15:08:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 15:08","date_timestamp":1784300936,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93045340","content_html":"<p>📝 Received a good medical lab test result. Relieved and relaxing.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116823354240864999","date_published":"2026-06-27T17:55:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 17:55","date_timestamp":1782582919,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92895846","content_html":"<p>Our fair city is going down by 10 degrees C today (19 F) from yesterday. Whew!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116811955541871967","date_published":"2026-06-25T17:36:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 17:36","date_timestamp":1782408989,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92260009","content_html":"","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116755984112728256","date_published":"2026-06-15T20:22:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 20:22","date_timestamp":1781554933,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91174469","content_html":"<p>I am on Day 3 of a changed set of personal behavior choices. I am not looking at the Internet until after 11 AM, at least. I moved my personal journaling from my second cup of coffee to the first cup and as the first thing I do in the morning (after brushing my teeth and making the coffee). I usually then go out to a coffee shop for a second cup and leave the DAMN PHONE in my bag (I may listen to music, as needed). This has changed the entire day - at least so far for 3 days. More reading and writing get done, and I feel calmer and retain more energy.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116659428522588736","date_published":"2026-05-29T19:06:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 19:06","date_timestamp":1780081611,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90420338","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hypertext.monster/@cherizilla\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>cherizilla</span></a></span> The pink ponchos are really kinda extra</p>","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116596214064456899","date_published":"2026-05-18T15:10:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 15:10","date_timestamp":1779117035,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90277855","content_html":"<p>If I was in my 20s, I would change my name. It wasn't a thing generally done back in the Pleistocene of my youth, but I did always think I wanted a different name.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116580423994476839","date_published":"2026-05-15T20:14:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-15 20:14","date_timestamp":1778876098,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89120385","content_html":"<p>Credo <a href=\"https://seadave.org/2026/04/credo\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>seadave.org/2026/04/credo</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116477762441120471","date_published":"2026-04-27T17:06:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 17:06","date_timestamp":1777309607,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86330484","content_html":"<p>A rare coffee at a table</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116239927897814478","date_published":"2026-03-16T17:02:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-16 17:02","date_timestamp":1773680540,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85594830","content_html":"<p>Murals</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116178455083441840","date_published":"2026-03-05T20:28:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-05 20:28","date_timestamp":1772742539,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84900672","content_html":"<p>🎶 That feeling when the summer concert series has only one act you know - because you are older than dirt.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://social.lol/ap/users/116115789688225560/statuses/116123643795167418","date_published":"2026-02-24T04:09:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Dave","url":"https://social.lol/@dfir","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.eu-central-003.backblazeb2.com%2Fsocial-lol-media%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F116%2F115%2F789%2F688%2F225%2F560%2Foriginal%2F21a13dc54527023d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"dfir@social.lol"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-24 04:09","date_timestamp":1771906185,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}