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Amazing, after a year, Hyatt still has $1000+ of my money that I spent on a hotel room I never stayed at, that Booking.com ASSURED me was canceled with no fee. These companies trading blame while meanwhile I’m still out $1000 for trusting either of them.
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I’m excited about many of the announcements Apple made during WWDC, but more importantly, I’m excited by the impression that the company still has, or may have even regained, vitality. To some extent, at least, it feels like a fresh start. Bring it.
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Reality: “Shit.” #WWDC26
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\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/91768038","date_published":"2026-06-08T17:12:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 17:12","date_timestamp":1780938765,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91767472","content_html":"It’s pronounced HOLDEN HATE, you idiots. #WWDC26
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\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/91266824","date_published":"2026-05-31T14:07:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-31 14:07","date_timestamp":1780236438,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91090819","content_html":"@ayjay Thanks for the kind words and I’m so glad you appreciate it.
\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/91090819","date_published":"2026-05-28T17:32:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-28 17:32","date_timestamp":1779989536,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90750364","content_html":"It reminds me of the gag in Sex and the City where Miranda calls to order Chinese food and after placing her order, the woman on the other end of the line giggles and says “Always the same!”
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\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/89289662","date_published":"2026-04-30T04:09:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 04:09","date_timestamp":1777522164,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88277116","content_html":"@adamprocter NO BLACK INK. NO GAME. HEAR THAT, GUARDIAN UK?
\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/88277116","date_published":"2026-04-15T03:19:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 03:19","date_timestamp":1776223149,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87877417","content_html":"@sander I’m in Slacks with … considerably more AI nerds than regularly post to Micro.blog :)
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\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85609644","date_published":"2026-03-06T02:56:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-06 02:56","date_timestamp":1772765806,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85317357","content_html":"@llbbl Sorry for the late response, but online. I almost never talk to people about AI in person.
\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85317357","date_published":"2026-03-02T06:17:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 06:17","date_timestamp":1772432233,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85317305","content_html":"@lukemperez Certainly a great song, and I’m so glad you recovered!
\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85317305","date_published":"2026-03-02T06:16:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 06:16","date_timestamp":1772432176,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85317283","content_html":"@jsonbecker MAYBE? :p I can’t remember exactly which performance problem I’m solving but I sure hope so. Please email support@redsweater.com so I can keep you posted and be accountable for a long-term fix!
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\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85198366","date_published":"2026-02-28T07:02:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-28 07:02","date_timestamp":1772262157,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84904526","content_html":"@kirk Thanks! I don’t know what Factory is (I Think?) but if you’re offering me something free to try I will happily accept.
\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84904526","date_published":"2026-02-24T06:26:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-24 06:26","date_timestamp":1771914399,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84902036","content_html":"@robertbreen Would you mind emailing me at support@redsweater.com so I can take a closer look and also be more accountable? Thanks!
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\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84832658","date_published":"2026-02-23T06:32:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 06:32","date_timestamp":1771828365,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84832643","content_html":"@jlward Thanjk you! (Sorry for the late reply)
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