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What a shit show.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/26/every-time-i-go-back.html","date_published":"2026-05-26T05:39:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-26 05:39","date_timestamp":1779773940,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mmqbvwco5u2m"]}},{"id":"90829390","content_html":"<p>This ‘80s-era coffee mug has never been more apt.</p>\n\n<p><img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8/2026/b12bab5c2a-m.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\" Coffee mug with a vintage ‘80s design, inscribed with the statement: “To err is human To really foul things up requires a COMPUTER”.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/24/this-sera-coffee-mug-has.html","date_published":"2026-05-24T15:58:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 15:58","date_timestamp":1779638316,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mmmdfvia5g2m"]}},{"id":"90750364","content_html":"<p>It reminds me of the gag in Sex and the City where Miranda calls to order Chinese food and after placing her order, the woman on the other end of the line giggles and says “Always the same!”</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/90750364","date_published":"2026-05-23T03:53:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 03:53","date_timestamp":1779508397,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90750313","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Miraz\">@Miraz</a> Looks nom nom nom.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/90750313","date_published":"2026-05-23T03:50:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 03:50","date_timestamp":1779508256,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90750298","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/fgtech\">@fgtech</a> Yikes - definitely a bleak example.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/90750298","date_published":"2026-05-23T03:50:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 03:50","date_timestamp":1779508225,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90656137","content_html":"<p>Always be fixing little things. 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Costco DOESN’T want to share the luxurious sheen of this CASKET in stores? 😂</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8/2026/paste-6f424c91.png\" width=\"321\" height=\"600\" alt='Screenshot of an online shopping page item for \"The Franklin Blue Casket by Prime\" featuring a flag stating \"Online Only\".' loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/19/online-only-really-costco-doesnt.html","date_published":"2026-05-19T19:26:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 19:26","date_timestamp":1779218764,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mma4qgw6j526"]}},{"id":"90358605","content_html":"<p>Seeing as AI is being used in virtually every intellectual pursuit on earth, it stands to reason it’s being used to aid in things like electrification and fuel efficiency, among many others. Every extent to which AI helps reduce the widespread use of oil is a credit against its own energy use.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/17/seeing-as-ai-is-being.html","date_published":"2026-05-17T16:05:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-17 16:05","date_timestamp":1779033921,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mm2qkyvac52c"]}},{"id":"90305630","content_html":"<p>I got tired of both Claude and Codex failing to fix a bug that I thought would be easy for either of them, so I had to step in and do it myself. <em>kisses biceps</em> still got it …</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/16/i-got-tired-of-both.html","date_published":"2026-05-16T17:30:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-16 17:30","date_timestamp":1778952603,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mlyesdxnqi2t"]}},{"id":"90091613","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Thanks Manton!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/90091613","date_published":"2026-05-13T15:35:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 15:35","date_timestamp":1778686524,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90087026","content_html":"<p>Thirty years ago today, I was hired as a full-time employee at Apple Computer, Inc. <a href=\"https://bitsplitting.org/2026/05/13/thirty-years/\">bitsplitting.org/2026/05/1…</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/13/thirty-years-ago-today-i.html","date_published":"2026-05-13T14:19:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 14:19","date_timestamp":1778681993,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mlqir3xr6k2t"]}},{"id":"89889507","content_html":"<p>Just saw a man walking down my block with one kid on his shoulders and one kid walking next to him. 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Repo baby.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/07/what-do-you-call-a.html","date_published":"2026-05-07T22:22:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-07 22:22","date_timestamp":1778192566,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mlcawpuyke2r"]}},{"id":"89717728","content_html":"<p>Everybody has been talking for years about how declarative programming is the future, but nobody anticipated it would mean declaring, “Claude, make me an app.”</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/06/everybody-has-been-talking-for.html","date_published":"2026-05-06T14:51:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 14:51","date_timestamp":1778079119,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3ml6xbtxigu2r"]}},{"id":"89676312","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bnmnetp\">@bnmnetp</a> Thanks!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/89676312","date_published":"2026-05-05T23:33:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-05 23:33","date_timestamp":1778024007,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89645778","content_html":"<p>I finished yesterday’s NYT crossword in 3:17!</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.uploads.micro.blog/8/2026/ny-times-monday-may-4-2026-replay-spoiler-free.gif\" width=\"422\" height=\"422\" alt=\"Animated GIF showing the progress of filling in the answers for a crossword puzzle.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/05/i-finished-yesterdays-nyt-crossword.html","date_published":"2026-05-05T15:24:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-05 15:24","date_timestamp":1777994658,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89488933","content_html":"<p>If mifepristone caused erections we would not be in this situation. Politicians only fight against women’s health, never against men’s.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/03/if-mifepristone-caused-erections-we.html","date_published":"2026-05-03T05:24:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 05:24","date_timestamp":1777785891,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mkwg75yuxx2v"]}},{"id":"89486463","content_html":"<p>Jay Z’s “Empire State of Mind” is so good that I can sit through a whole YouTube video even after suffering 110% exposure by street merchants in Times Square. <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vk6014HuxcE\">www.youtube.com/watch</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/02/jay-zs-empire-state-of.html","date_published":"2026-05-03T03:57:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 03:57","date_timestamp":1777780668,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mkwbdrrto42d"]}},{"id":"89420266","content_html":"<p>The greatest practical downside to agentic AI in programming is the unpredictable delay between request and response. 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The real risk, IMO, is that a whole generation will never learn how to actually do the jobs.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/01/ai-offers-incredible-powers-to.html","date_published":"2026-05-01T22:56:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 22:56","date_timestamp":1777676176,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mkta2efedl2r"]}},{"id":"89417712","content_html":"<p>I just left the sheet music to “Linus and Lucy” on the piano and now I hear intermittent attempts to play it.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://danielpunkass.micro.blog/2026/05/01/i-just-left-the-sheet.html","date_published":"2026-05-01T22:34:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 22:34","date_timestamp":1777674867,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:4kzizy2bd5xh44vealowdcbi/post/3mkt6sjd7yp2v"]}},{"id":"89289662","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cheesemaker\">@cheesemaker</a> Good job!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/89289662","date_published":"2026-04-30T04:09:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 04:09","date_timestamp":1777522164,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88277116","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/adamprocter\">@adamprocter</a> NO BLACK INK. NO GAME. HEAR THAT, GUARDIAN UK?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/88277116","date_published":"2026-04-15T03:19:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 03:19","date_timestamp":1776223149,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87877417","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/sander\">@sander</a> I’m in Slacks with … considerably more AI nerds than regularly post to Micro.blog :)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/87877417","date_published":"2026-04-09T00:38:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-09 00:38","date_timestamp":1775695081,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87117738","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bnmnetp\">@bnmnetp</a> Yes! It’s in development.  It sure yet how exactly I’ll ship it.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/87117738","date_published":"2026-03-28T02:35:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 02:35","date_timestamp":1774665320,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87117726","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ezellwrites\">@ezellwrites</a> For sure! Harder than some Saturdays.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/87117726","date_published":"2026-03-28T02:34:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 02:34","date_timestamp":1774665289,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86653431","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ezellwrites\">@ezellwrites</a> Yes! I a pre-release test.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/86653431","date_published":"2026-03-21T04:57:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-21 04:57","date_timestamp":1774069058,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85749508","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/flotisserie\">@flotisserie</a> 😂</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85749508","date_published":"2026-03-08T06:38:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-08 06:38","date_timestamp":1772951936,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85609644","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> Nice Yanny!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85609644","date_published":"2026-03-06T02:56:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-06 02:56","date_timestamp":1772765806,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85317357","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/llbbl\">@llbbl</a> Sorry for the late response, but online. I almost never talk to people about AI in person.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85317357","date_published":"2026-03-02T06:17:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 06:17","date_timestamp":1772432233,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85317305","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/lukemperez\">@lukemperez</a> Certainly a great song, and I’m so glad you recovered!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85317305","date_published":"2026-03-02T06:16:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 06:16","date_timestamp":1772432176,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85317283","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jsonbecker\">@jsonbecker</a> MAYBE? :p I can’t remember exactly which performance problem I’m solving but I sure hope so. Please email support@redsweater.com so I can keep you posted and be accountable for a long-term fix!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85317283","date_published":"2026-03-02T06:15:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 06:15","date_timestamp":1772432130,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85198366","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/kirk\">@kirk</a> Thanks! I am sorry for taking a few days to follow up. I just signed up as daniel@jalkut.com – also, email me separately if you’re interested to know details about why the Sign In email was marked as spam for me.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/85198366","date_published":"2026-02-28T07:02:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-28 07:02","date_timestamp":1772262157,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84904526","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/kirk\">@kirk</a> Thanks! I don’t know what Factory is (I Think?) but if you’re offering me something free to try I will happily accept.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84904526","date_published":"2026-02-24T06:26:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-24 06:26","date_timestamp":1771914399,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84902036","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/robertbreen\">@robertbreen</a> Would you mind emailing me at support@redsweater.com so I can take a closer look and also be more accountable? Thanks!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84902036","date_published":"2026-02-24T05:20:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-24 05:20","date_timestamp":1771910430,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84832658","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/lmika\">@lmika</a> He’s a dingaling. A smart dingaling, but a dingaling.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84832658","date_published":"2026-02-23T06:32:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 06:32","date_timestamp":1771828365,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84832643","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jlward\">@jlward</a> Thanjk you! (Sorry for the late reply)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84832643","date_published":"2026-02-23T06:32:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 06:32","date_timestamp":1771828342,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84832626","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> I totally follow all my Micro.blog replies religiously and I never let them go more than a day or two before replying. Honest. (Thanks - I am glad my framing resonated with you).</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84832626","date_published":"2026-02-23T06:31:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 06:31","date_timestamp":1771828304,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84832588","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joec\">@joec</a> I bet we are! I hope I can make it to WWDC, and if not, maybe our paths will cross elsewhere! Let me know if you’re gonna be in BOS or NYC.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84832588","date_published":"2026-02-23T06:30:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 06:30","date_timestamp":1771828238,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84832541","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jacob\">@jacob</a> We were there at the beginning!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/danielpunkass/84832541","date_published":"2026-02-23T06:29:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Daniel Jalkut","url":"https://bitsplitting.org","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2023%2F17%2F18.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"danielpunkass"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 06:29","date_timestamp":1771828173,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}