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@Toastie grim

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@elonjet the ghosts of the wilson brothers?

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@roadside everything about that looks like a still from an episode of pete & pete

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@MarvinFreeman @bodhipaksa the new york times is nazi media. has been since the 1950s at least. they’re israeli slaves. trump is good for israel so the new york times does good for trump

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@roadside amazing. great one

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@mike just use mastodon lol

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@wendigo do you know the You Don’t Know Mojack podcast all about SST? (the entire catalog…even the weird and woolly ‘90s albums.) it’s super fun!

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@wdlindsy “predator” is too kind to them. they’re the rapist class

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@adamshostack guy’s an idiot i guess but still has done such a service to humanity

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@thejapantimes an idiotic approach in the first place

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@thejapantimes as if them bedsored fucks weren’t lazy enough

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@thejapantimes lol. alright

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@jaykuo i don’t really understand the play here. they can’t be that stupid, can they? is the goal to totally isolate america globally aside from israel for some stupid accelerationist reason? i can’t imagine they actually believe anyone’s gonna step up for them after the past couple of years

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@PhoenixSerenity ahhhhhhh!!! looks g000000d

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@Daojoan very powerful people have worked very hard (by their standards) to make it functionally illegal…with considerable success

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@jeffjarvis unbelievable

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@andybaio i should’ve guessed. thanks for clarifying!

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@PhoenixSerenity america and israel are even worse than the nazis were

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@augieray yeah – like i said, that’s not personally where i’d draw the line. a little much. but if i’m being honest, i’m not a ton less stringent than that. already got plenty of post-viral chronic damage and i think if i get another heavy dose of it i’m just gonna pull the plug. so i won’t be tut-tutting anyone’s slightly more extreme safety measures…at the end of the day, a pretty good burger on a sunny day isn’t all that wonderful

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@404mediaco kakistocracy. seriously the dumbest unqualified motherfuckers on the planet

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@augieray granted, there being two different threats is no reason to expose yourself to both :)

personally, one person 30 feet away? no bother. one person 30 feet away sneezing and coughing? i’m out. one healthy-seeming person fewer than 10 feet away? i’m out too, or at least putting my mask back on

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@kim_harding wow

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@RadicalGraffiti sure does. sure shouldn’t

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@andybaio it seems insane to be posting these to reddit instead of youtube?

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@thejapantimes well isn’t that lovely

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