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@georgetakei Everything they do is to make us doubt EVERYTHING. They can’t be trusted so they want us to trust nothing. Propaganda 101.

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@georgetakei Because they ignore both of them.

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@Wolf We always do that most delicious but the-smell-lasts-forever food—bacon—on the grill. Crispiest bacon ever. Plus we get wicked side eye from the neighbors!

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@Daojoan I design book covers. I would turn that job down full stop. 3, MAYBE 4, primary words total. IF you can’t come up with something other than word vomit please—for gawd’s sake—stop expunging words to share.

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@sundogplanets PREACH Dr. Sam! We vacillate between ‘I’m freezing’ and ‘Lawd, it’s hot in here’.

Shoulder season! On the last day of MAY?!?! WTF?

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@falcennial Blow dryers and…..junk? What is happening in YOUR world? Do you need help? Blink once for yes. Twice for no..

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@fesshole It’s not just an expectation for the female partner.

IF I (a dude) don’t unload/reload the dishwasher during a 12-hour work marathon where I *forgot to eat lunch* I get the “Ugh! The dishes are clean!” from the guy who went to a massage, took 3 1-hour phone meetings, had lunch with a board member and spent half an hour playing at the dog park then watched 3 episodes of Will and Grace before I pushed the keyboard away.

It’s not necessarily gender-based. I believe it’s location-based.

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@nixCraft When you stop *looking* it up, you *f*$#* it up.

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@Meyerweb I remember that day. Another dark day in American history.

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@annaleen I don’t allow anything from Adobe (or Google) on my Mac. Preview and PDFExpert for PDF reading and fiddling.

IF I absolutely MUST use Acrobat Pro (like once every 2 years) I sign up for a free trial on an external drive, do what must be done, cancel the trial, then restore the drive from a backup.

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@petergleick It’s only a shame that the Bookshop app is so horribly crippled.

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@0xabad1dea If ANYONE EVER asks you to download an EXE file you should hunt them down, burn their house, pillage their village and plunder their treasure.

Hypothetically of course.

Unless…well…no unless…proceed from above.

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@fesshole A few weeks ago I mistakenly clicked the 4242 numbers I stored in my browser for testing Stripe. The transaction was approved. APPROVED!!!!

I had to *call* to cancel the order. Society is flat-out broken. Busted. Farkakte.

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@EricIndiana I love your cats.

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@Strandjunker You missed ‘Control the press’

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@petergleick I only buy from Bookshop. I’m doing everything I can to distance myself from these 21st Century robber-barons.

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@rootcompute Do the lights in your bathroom dim when you turn it on? Your neighbor’s light, too?

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@mike Not for anyone who doesn’t use the resource hungry beast. Sorry.

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@helenczerski I think Monty Python covered something similar…

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@coloradosun sounds like a win for Colorodans.

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@mattblaze Just LOLOLOLOLOL!!!

I think you’ve been punked. There can be no sentient human who could ask that.

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@pluralistic I bought it for the same reason. Talk about the Streisand effect.

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@ElleGray This *does* seem like the correct day to point out that Jesus was cancelled.

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@jwildeboer Here’s my question: how do we—the users—figure out which apps are doing this shi…stuff so we can get rid of the apps?

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@TheViking

DO IT! The only way to bring down the #fascist regime is to cripple the economy.

*THAT* is the pain I’m willing to endure. Not non-sensical, farcical, idiotic tariffs.

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