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Hell yeah I have interest in that show.

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Somehow, my data has been sold to Pennsylvania Republicans. Every election season, I get inundated with texts to vote Republican, and support horrible causes. I have never lived in Pennsylvania, I don’t vote Republican, and I don’t support horrible causes. I am happy to waste their resources, I guess.

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Dagon, 2001: chrisdeluca.me

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This was fun, and liable to change. my9games.net/en 🕹️

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Blacula, 1972: chrisdeluca.me

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Started reading: Joyful Recollections of Trauma by Paul Scheer 📚

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Finished reading: The Art of Gathering How We Meet and Why It Matters by Priya Parker 📚

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This gave me a lot to think about. I took lots of notes. Using the advice is uncomfortable for me, but I think if I did everyone around me would be happier. After being pissed.

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TIL macOS ships with the networkQuality command line utility that tests your network performance. No more going to random speed test websites for me! 💽

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The Onion’s Voting Simulator is characteristically subversive and funny. Go play it now.

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Us, 2019: chrisdeluca.me

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I just found beard hair stuck to the bathroom wall behind the sink. Do I shave in a cartoon cloud, with hair flying in all directions?

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My computer reminded me I took this photo 5 years ago. I think this was New Mexico.

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I didn’t think I’d want to read a long-ass profile on Mark Zuckerberg, but I could not stop reading Jeremy Stern’s piece for Colossus.

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I still think Zuck’s products are rancid, though.

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How To With John Wilson remains indomitably good.

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Backrooms, 2026 - ★★★½: chrisdeluca.me

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Primetime, 2026 - ★★★★: chrisdeluca.me

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Siren: The Voices of Shelley Beattie, 2025 - ★★★★: chrisdeluca.me

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I finally added a skip to main content link for keyboard users on chrisdeluca.me. This should have been there since ever.

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It’s happened: chrisdeluca.me now speaks gopher. The content there is unique from the content here. To see it, you’ll need a gopher client.

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Long live obscure, old internet stuff!

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Started reading: The Art of Gathering How We Meet and Why It Matters by Priya Parker 📚

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Finished reading: Elite Capture by Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò 📚

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Clear-eyed and constructive. I zipped through this on a few flights and felt enriched by my reading for the first time in a while.

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Hope, 2026: chrisdeluca.me

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Started reading: Elite Capture by Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò 📚

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There’s a man in the airport wearing a cowboy hat on top of a baseball hat. Unlike an overstuffed comedy premise, it’s funny.

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I saw someone literally hugging a tree in the park just now. The world is a parade of wonders.

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Awesome to hear Marc and Tom digging into comedy again.

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@annie amicable divorce isn’t something I experienced either, despite I think the best intentions. I still don’t understand, even though I get it, you know? Woof.

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@mynameisgaron.bsky.social 🫂

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@robb I like it 💅

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@www.chrisdeluca.me I hear they’re easy to set up, but I’d be blowing some dust off whatever project still compiles for sure.

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@starshaped those are some really nice shots!

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@www.chrisdeluca.me Haha I agree

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@atalantadoll.bsky.social Double Threat: art19.com/shows/double…

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@mynameisgaron.bsky.social Is it final destination?

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@hotsauce Nice! Mine was very similar. 280 points, 21 features used, and I knew 14 more.

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@www.chrisdeluca.me Dude thank you for the recommendation. I meant to tell you about it and forgot. The movie rules.

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@mynameisgaron.bsky.social I would love to be able to not relate to this.

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@starshaped Hell yeah, those all sound like fun shows.

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@b0rk whoa this is gonna change my life. Thank you!

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@www.chrisdeluca.me I’m enjoying it so far! Im not sure im capable of not liking a working class jersey mystery.

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@hotsauce what’s your last.fm handle?

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@hotsauce oh hell yeah! Glad it’s a thriving spot.

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@codeinabox oh interesting, I’ll have to check that out!

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@starshaped oh sweet, I’m following you now! And thank you on the old profile photo! A whole other era haha

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@jinscho oh that’s a cool idea!

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@sherif amazing! Gave you a follow. Should be fun exploring this new/old space.

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@zbarocas 😝😎

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@hotsauce thank you and my pleasure!

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@kyivcats.bsky.social absolutely. You need those cool downs, especially since this placid scene could turn to pro wrestling at any minute.

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@ludovicchabant yeah this was great. I didn’t expect to laugh as much as I did given the material. They nailed it.

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