A blog post in the year of someone's lord 2026: chrisabides.micro.blog
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\ngetting to “government good” is a long hill to climb but that’s the fight. if people don’t think good things are possible they won’t vote for them.
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\ni absolutely possess the expertise to do this, but i know the curse words will flow freely the second any of that shit breaks
\nand good independent blog hosting is cheap with multiple options
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\nthe follow-on question must also be: “do i have the expertise and patience to fix this when it breaks?”
\nthen also weigh options.
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\nAlso, recording music flips the mood real fast
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\nthanks!
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\nalmost anyone the dems nominate will likely win, and also be better than whatever the gop does
\nbut also
\ni think dems like newsom would be worse than progressives, and would be more likely to lose congress in 2030 and re-election in 2032
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\nit felt good but i still don’t have chocolate
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\nbeen meaning to pull the trigger on the d20 clicker. hope it helps.
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\nMadness.
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\nbut the past few years, yo, if she was posting what she’s been saying out loud she’d be banned from most platforms immediately
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\nThe hand drawing in the shaman scene after the build-up to it put me on the floor
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