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Cool place but not remotely my vibe. Ordered in German. Didn’t work. Espresso and water. Do love the name and the capitalization is beautifully proper: gute Leute. Richtig.

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Fomenting American unrest is a full-time job. It drives industries. It makes them rich.

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My buddy Dan just told me that the Goodwill at glebe and 50 is being demolished for a new residential building. I bought this stainless steel water bottle from there during the long walk. So I’ll consider it a Goodwill keepsake.

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Two side of the same strategy coin.\n(I found the Trump one and had GPT just AI make the mirror world)

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People Eat People: chrisa.org

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When Even the 7s, 8s, 9s, and 10s Stop Believing Partnership is Worth the Squeeze: On the democratization of Pretty Boy Syndrome, the quiet exit of the men nobody is worried about, and the peace that was there all along chrisabraham.substack.com/p/when-7s…

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Seven Words You Should Never Say On the death of the words that were supposed to stop everything chrisabraham.substack.com/p/seven-w…

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America is currently at the “fine, call me racist, I don’t care anymore” stage.

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At least she’ll get bookbuyers from the left AND the right. This book is Fox News' current full time news these last few days. Obsessed.

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@abraham.su The link: www.threads.com/@centurion00.

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Sure, Bass is still in—but so is Pratt. That’s the news.

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Lionel Shriver? More like Lioness. Very uncomfortable book, her novel is, especially for the unambitious men of the West, to be sure.\nwww.telegraph.co.uk/news/2026…

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Bari Weiss isn’t killing CBS. She’s George from Of Mice and Men. One shot, close range, while Lennie was still dreaming about the rabbits. Mercy looks like killing from the outside.\nwww.thedailybeast.com/maga-code…

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American socialists don’t call it a business model—they call it a movement. The DSA frames socialism as total societal restructuring. Polls show young fans describe it in moral/civilizational terms: justice, equity, class abolition. It’s an ideology with the weight of a religion, not a tax strategy.

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@abraham.su Female Bilbo Baggins? He could do worse.

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This was always just an excuse to scold Trump over January 6 pardons. Enjoy the ride.

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John Oliver discusses who Donald Trump has pardoned since he’s been in office\nyoutube.com/watch

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I finally resized the bracelet and now I’m getting used to the size and the vibe. I’m used to Garmins and Divers.

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Full On

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I am the sacrificial anode on this argument. I take the corrosion. The hull is yours to do with as you please.\nopen.substack.com/pub/chris…

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The Villain With Moxie

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Frank Castle didn’t save his building. He detonated on it. And a million people watched and called it redemption.\nopen.substack.com/pub/chris…

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@stacescases2.bsky.social In most times in history, people wouldn’t even notice 5s of people getting killed and injured. In most modern warfare, people don’t care at all about 5s of deaths. ‘The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.’ a decade, the US death toll would be 100s or 1000s.

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So true: Male-to-Male Trans!

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Looksmaxxing and the Rise of Male-to-Male Transsexuals\nyoutube.com/watch

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The Boulé Railroad

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Forty acres never came. So the strategy changed from compensation to occupation.\nopen.substack.com/pub/chris…

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Fair game if you can enact your social engineering agenda. There’s always whiplash, blowback, and unintended consequences.

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Diversity, equity & inclusion policies have shifted from a workplace initiative to a public reckoning.\nyoutube.com/watch

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The Wheel Turns: America doesn’t have an immigration policy. It has a digestive cycle—and we’re in the sorting phase. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/the-whe…

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@abraham.su I agree. It’s really good.

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Gavin Newsom is a MINO—Mog In Name Only. The jaw, the hair, the height—on paper he clears every box. But mogging isn’t a checklist, it’s a field effect. He walks into a room and nothing shifts. The face says alpha. The presence says Pilates dad who once read about Caesar.

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Dems are ACAB except for J6. They’re fuck-the-military except when defending CQ Brown owns Trump. The intelligence community were fascist spooks until they were the last line against Russian collusion. Etc Etc Etc www.youtube.com/watch

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All of these fires and explosions around the country: nothing to see here, please disperse, move on, nothing to see here, please disperse.

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I really hope some neuroscience institute has a research wing called the Hippo Campus, complete with a mascot and a quad.

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@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social I don’t know if it lands because everybody loves a food truck. And there are as many hipster skinny white dude food trucks as there are ethnic food trucks. But I feel like this is an ethnic, immigrant, etc, thing. The left can’t meme. Usually the left can do pretty good political cartoons though.

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@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Now you know how it feels to be extorted by the opposite side with the direct results being a lower and lower quality of life until you finally cry uncle.

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@abraham.su That makes me so happy you said that. That’s perfect feedback. That empowers my point of view. That means I don’t even need to describe the tropes and cliches and anti-Kirk and anti-Shoe animus. Thank you for existing, seeking, finding, engaging, replying, and commenting. Mahalo, sincerely indeed.

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@abraham.su I don’t watch any of them. Haven’t since COVID. This is purely theoretical. No body count, no rubble, no blood? That’s PR, not suppression. I spent 30 years in PR. I know the difference. They’re clowns. Fire the clowns if you don’t like the act.

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@abraham.su Suppression has a rubble pile. Towers get bombed. Papers get firebombed. Journalists disappear. Maher lost some deals. Not the same category. Not even close.

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@abraham.su Are you describing Maher or Colbert or Stewart or Oliver or Kimmel? Because that’s every late night host with a cable deal and a nightly platform. The persecution wasn’t imagined—it came from his own side. That’s the part that doesn’t fit your template.

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@abraham.su “Suppressed” means losing deals, getting disinvited, and your coalition calling you a fascist. He said all three early. They were correct. He got punished anyway. Maher==Kimmel==Colbert—remove the partisan hypocrisy and it’s the same case. You can’t apply selectively.

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@comrade-obvious.bsky.social “Suppressed” means losing deals, getting disinvited, and your coalition calling you a fascist. He said all three early. They were correct. He got punished anyway. Maher==Kimmel==Colbert—remove the partisan hypocrisy and it’s the same case. You can’t apply selectively.

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@katelynburns.com By listing those examples I just failed your purity test too. That’s exactly the point. That’s Maher.

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@katelynburns.com He said Islam wasn’t a religion of peace and got cancelled. He said the left had a free speech problem before it was safe to. He said COVID lockdowns were causing more harm than good while that was heresy. Correct takes, suppressed at the time. He said them anyway.

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@katelynburns.com Me too!

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@katelynburns.com Post it. If it makes him look terrible to everyone equally, that’s the endorsement.

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@katelynburns.com Not satire. When both sides think you’re a dipshit you’re probably standing somewhere real. Most people only get called a dipshit by one side–that’s how you know they’re captured.

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@katelynburns.com This is an endorsement that Bill Maher is finally outside of being brainwashed. The fact that the left and the right distrust him and consider him a dipshit speaks excellently well for him.

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@BaronessLoveandLight I think they refuse to update their “fat fuck Trump” with the “fat poopy ass” memes and tropes because they’s their internal vision of what Trump looks like.

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@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social I mean it seems worth it to me.

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@paulwaldman.bsky.social So what you’re saying is the Trump White House is way more decisive and less wishy-washy?

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@kevets truth

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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social And you kiss your sister.

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@melbuer.bsky.social Illegal migrants love dildos. That’s so generous!

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@leftistlawyer.com It’s unfortunate that you ignore the “wisdom to know the difference” part. That’s the whole ball of wax.

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