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@prune602.bsky.social Doesn’t matter. He’ll always be the first. That’s all that matters.

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Inconclusive If I were ever going to get a tramp stamp, I know what it would say. Inconclusive. chrisabraham.substack.com/p/inconcl…

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Remember when being easily offended was a personality flaw, not a personality?\nyoutube.com/watch

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Primer is so good it’ll melt your brain-it melted mine.

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Forget Disclosure Day—save your money—watch Close Encounters of the Third Kind

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Hapa is Hawaiian for Wasian

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Devastating. Hilarious. Brutal. Extremely Gen X. Worthwhile.

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Nobody Thinks They’re the Chain Snitches Get Stitches, Race Traitors, Sic Semper Tyrannis, and the One Mechanism Running Underneath All of It substack.com/home/post…

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Here come the Predictive Programming Vigilante movies right on time!

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Holy Gospel of Jesus Christ according to Saint Matthew 7,1-5: chrisa.org

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So THIS is the “family secret”

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People are discovering the truth about their biological parents with DNA—and learning that incest is far more common than many think.\nwww.theatlantic.com/health/ar…

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@michaelhobbes.bsky.social I fancy it’s not remotely done moving to the right, mate.

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Center Mass, No Names: What Fifty Years of Video Games Already Trained Us For chrisabraham.substack.com/p/center-…

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Nobody’s Trying to Capture AA: Why the most Christian room in America doesn’t know it’s church chrisabraham.substack.com/p/nobodys…

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Send the Redneck to the Cross: How Christian humanism built a nicer Sanhedrin substack.com/home/post…

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Jesus Is Nobody’s Panda: Why the choice in front of American Christians isn’t the one Peter Wehner thinks it is substack.com/home/post…

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@abraham.su Here’s a cheat code link to behind the paywal: archive.ph/w0U0T

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Christians are fine and they keep on schisming away from humanism as quickly as possible whenever their churches get infected by humanism.\nwww.theatlantic.com/ideas/202…

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Apparently, Nuns have tons of work done to their faces. Is the lip filler made of Chrism?

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“Not Conducive to the Public Good”

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A British euphemism, a dead novelist’s secret, and the phrase institutions reach for when they’d rather manage the truth than dispute it.\nopen.substack.com/pub/chris…

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Do you know the logo? Can you guess?

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Every beauty queen wants world peace. Pope Leo XIV stepped to the mic and delivered: “The world is thirsting for peace. Enough of war!” The crowd erupted. He told JD Vance he’d visit America “at some point.” Matthew 5:46 isn’t impressed. Even tax collectors love the people who are easy to love.

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The blockbuster public offering of SpaceX created more than 4,400 employee millionaires, with nearly 400 individuals earning $100 million or more. Because SpaceX historically distributed equity across all tiers, the windfall uniquely extended to cafeteria workers, machinists, and welders.

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Everybody now feels entitled to live like a socialite \"\" : chrisa.org

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Houses are more expensive because American wealth exploded. The population doubled and millionaires are now everywhere. When rich buyers and institutional investors compete for starter homes the floor of the entire market rises to meet their purchasing power.

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Discuss

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Europe Has Been Living Off America For Decades with Melissa Chen\nyoutube.com/watch

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PoppyCont! DarkPoppy goodness!

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The Most Perfect Perfect Person (featuring Poppy)\nPoppy lets the most perfect perfect version of herself emerge. Based on something that actually happened.\nyoutube.com/watch

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The Inversion: On Grievance Socialism and the Politics of the Other

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National Socialism was a racial mutation of socialism. So is this. And neither started with the people who felt the pain.\nopen.substack.com/pub/chris…

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@abraham.su Why do you no longer respect her?

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@abraham.su The link: www.threads.com/@centurion00.

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@abraham.su Female Bilbo Baggins? He could do worse.

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@stacescases2.bsky.social In most times in history, people wouldn’t even notice 5s of people getting killed and injured. In most modern warfare, people don’t care at all about 5s of deaths. ‘The death of one man is a tragedy. The death of millions is a statistic.’ a decade, the US death toll would be 100s or 1000s.

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@abraham.su I agree. It’s really good.

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@kartoonistkelly.bsky.social I don’t know if it lands because everybody loves a food truck. And there are as many hipster skinny white dude food trucks as there are ethnic food trucks. But I feel like this is an ethnic, immigrant, etc, thing. The left can’t meme. Usually the left can do pretty good political cartoons though.

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@bluesnowflake.bsky.social Now you know how it feels to be extorted by the opposite side with the direct results being a lower and lower quality of life until you finally cry uncle.

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@abraham.su That makes me so happy you said that. That’s perfect feedback. That empowers my point of view. That means I don’t even need to describe the tropes and cliches and anti-Kirk and anti-Shoe animus. Thank you for existing, seeking, finding, engaging, replying, and commenting. Mahalo, sincerely indeed.

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@abraham.su I don’t watch any of them. Haven’t since COVID. This is purely theoretical. No body count, no rubble, no blood? That’s PR, not suppression. I spent 30 years in PR. I know the difference. They’re clowns. Fire the clowns if you don’t like the act.

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@abraham.su Suppression has a rubble pile. Towers get bombed. Papers get firebombed. Journalists disappear. Maher lost some deals. Not the same category. Not even close.

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@abraham.su Are you describing Maher or Colbert or Stewart or Oliver or Kimmel? Because that’s every late night host with a cable deal and a nightly platform. The persecution wasn’t imagined—it came from his own side. That’s the part that doesn’t fit your template.

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@abraham.su “Suppressed” means losing deals, getting disinvited, and your coalition calling you a fascist. He said all three early. They were correct. He got punished anyway. Maher==Kimmel==Colbert—remove the partisan hypocrisy and it’s the same case. You can’t apply selectively.

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@comrade-obvious.bsky.social “Suppressed” means losing deals, getting disinvited, and your coalition calling you a fascist. He said all three early. They were correct. He got punished anyway. Maher==Kimmel==Colbert—remove the partisan hypocrisy and it’s the same case. You can’t apply selectively.

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@katelynburns.com By listing those examples I just failed your purity test too. That’s exactly the point. That’s Maher.

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@katelynburns.com He said Islam wasn’t a religion of peace and got cancelled. He said the left had a free speech problem before it was safe to. He said COVID lockdowns were causing more harm than good while that was heresy. Correct takes, suppressed at the time. He said them anyway.

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@katelynburns.com Me too!

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@katelynburns.com Post it. If it makes him look terrible to everyone equally, that’s the endorsement.

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@katelynburns.com Not satire. When both sides think you’re a dipshit you’re probably standing somewhere real. Most people only get called a dipshit by one side–that’s how you know they’re captured.

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@katelynburns.com This is an endorsement that Bill Maher is finally outside of being brainwashed. The fact that the left and the right distrust him and consider him a dipshit speaks excellently well for him.

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@BaronessLoveandLight I think they refuse to update their “fat fuck Trump” with the “fat poopy ass” memes and tropes because they’s their internal vision of what Trump looks like.

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@ronfilipkowski.bsky.social I mean it seems worth it to me.

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@paulwaldman.bsky.social So what you’re saying is the Trump White House is way more decisive and less wishy-washy?

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