{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Cabel Sasser","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/cabel.panic.com","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1693224","username":"cabel.panic.com","bio":"I work at https://panic.com\nFind me at https://cabel.com\n\n📍Portland, OR","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4"},"items":[{"id":"88750779","content_html":"<p>\"At Walt Disney World in Florida, on a sunny day in spring or summer, together four solar projects can now produce up to 100% of the daytime power needs of the entire resort – spread across four theme parks, two water parks, dozens of hotels, and more.</p><p>That is… incredible?!? And so obvious. MORE!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjzsqjehhs2e","date_published":"2026-04-21T20:22:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 20:22","date_timestamp":1776802954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750780","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xav3zyko74nb5mwr4cng6ngo\">@discontinuedfoods.bsky.social</a> I can only think of you when I do these posts. the ghost of christmas future over here. <a href=\"https://cabel.com/the-snacks-cereals-of-2025/\">cabel.com/the-snacks-c...</a></p><p><a href=\"https://cabel.com/the-snacks-cereals-of-2025/\">Behold: 2025's New Chips, Cookies, Snacks, and Cereals</a></p><p>Let's all look at the new snacks, chips, and cereals I found in 2025. Join the tasting fiesta. Why do I do this...</p> <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjzkjt4x3s2n\">bsky.app</a>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjzkjt4x3s2n","date_published":"2026-04-21T17:55:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 17:55","date_timestamp":1776794140,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750781","content_html":"<p>do you ever look back at your life and think, \"i wish i knew what strange and interesting new snacks, drinks, and cereals came out last year?\"</p><p>i'm here for you, friend. here's my 2025 food garbage round-up: <a href=\"https://cabel.com/the-snacks-cereals-of-2025/\">cabel.com/the-snacks-c...</a></p><p><a href=\"https://cabel.com/the-snacks-cereals-of-2025/\">Behold: 2025's New Chips, Cookies, Snacks, and Cereals</a></p><p>Let's all look at the...</p> <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjzghrcsvk2s\">bsky.app</a>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjzghrcsvk2s","date_published":"2026-04-21T16:42:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 16:42","date_timestamp":1776789776,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88716567","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> it’s my understanding that they log each refresh and automatically deprioritize your place in the queue based on the total number</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjzffktlqc2k","date_published":"2026-04-21T16:23:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 16:23","date_timestamp":1776788628,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88750782","content_html":"<p>yes we still make apps</p><p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:aovrfhpsljqrvm4vd3yxpe4r/post/3mjxbawd7ls22\">Nova 14b1 is ready to test!\n\nIt will be a huge language server update, adding built-in support for integrating with third-party language servers, and the automatic installation and management of them. It's good, and we look forward to your notes!\n\nGo to Settings &gt; General and check...</a></p> <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjxbi3cgcc2l\">bsky.app</a>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjxbi3cgcc2l","date_published":"2026-04-20T20:08:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 20:08","date_timestamp":1776715698,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750783","content_html":"<p>interesting. adding serifs to the logo doesn't seem worth it to me? i'd love to have seen the pitch deck on this. what do you think? <a href=\"https://bsky.app/search?q=%23wildredesign\">#wildredesign</a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreicaipsgndwhe3ynsvabpltjsyq4csocy7svqgegsoa5vg75patuzy\" alt=\"two packages of tostitos, with a new design on the left and old on the right.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjun6lf4cr2m","date_published":"2026-04-19T18:59:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-19 18:59","date_timestamp":1776625184,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750784","content_html":"<p>wow now that is an app icon</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreibe4jiutacsmstqbbkx4hjgdtqsgeu2bv67vmueodyki7yl3x4txa\" alt=\"an update to the \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjpy4t2awc2d","date_published":"2026-04-17T22:32:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 22:32","date_timestamp":1776465138,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750785","content_html":"<p>folks, we used to have don pardo, now we have pardon don!!!</p><p>cut to commercial please. please cut to commercial. that's the only one i brought</p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjpf5ph5kc2j","date_published":"2026-04-17T16:52:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 16:52","date_timestamp":1776444767,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750786","content_html":"<p>we picked a bad day to try to upload a video to bluesky but we eventually got it. FOUR YEARS!!! i can hardly believe it. the playdate community is everything imho</p><p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:slfkemfrxegu5mvwoapzpw5u/post/3mjmxesokf22k\">🎈 Playdate turns 4 next week (April 18th!!) And we're excited to announce 🥁..... Playdate Season 3 🎉! \n\nComing later this year. 💫\n\n📺...</a></p> <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjmxj4bfyc2l\">bsky.app</a>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjmxj4bfyc2l","date_published":"2026-04-16T17:43:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 17:43","date_timestamp":1776361398,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750787","content_html":"<p>thinking often about this interaction</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreif57e35yxkoonfpcpkmxxzocpzxewhz5katlhza5oxg3dshagwgee\" alt=\"i posted a video of a inflatable frog suit riding and dancing on a onewheel (!). a guy replies “not getting any physical exercise, i see.”\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjj2xseyjc2b","date_published":"2026-04-15T04:34:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 04:34","date_timestamp":1776227673,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750788","content_html":"<p>this is a real apple email, used as a vehicle for a scam attempt.</p><p>i think they're: 1) adding additional emails to an iCloud account, 2) changing the \"Full Name\" of the account to a hilarious scam string (highlighted), then 3) doing a \"Date of Birth\" change to trigger sending the email.</p><p>wild.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigjwrbbtu34xq5f6jp2chvorqlwdkwe76p5ybqx6iow5cvq7yqg4u\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjhtw7bugk2i","date_published":"2026-04-14T16:55:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 16:55","date_timestamp":1776185744,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750789","content_html":"<p>just looking at 1900's stock ticker transmitting machines (as you do) and this alphanumeric keyboard layout blew my mind. </p><p>so obvious, so resourceful, for what they had then.</p><p>i *dare* one of you freaks to build this and use it as your daily driver coding keyboard</p><div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreiewujnpj54ftl7woacmjtflnzijikk4p5yuwbyjfshblkm5eovcxq\" alt=\"An antique mechanical stock ticker keyboard with an open top, revealing intricate gears and mechanisms. It features a piano keyboard-styled alphanumeric input, with black and white keys, showcasing its vintage craftsmanship. The wood finish adds to its classic aesthetic.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreih5oqwjlxq6idrbzkbilmh4vp4jw3zn45zlih6pxrmuc4liadbgxa\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreibsebqimge2rtqghiijfgey6d4j4tdbg6ekmu3sfahocivp4jq2dm\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjfuktztls2n","date_published":"2026-04-13T22:01:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel 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anymore</p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mjcxaxrink27","date_published":"2026-04-12T18:12:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 18:12","date_timestamp":1776017527,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750793","content_html":"<p>portland commute</p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mj3yztvguu2r","date_published":"2026-04-09T23:54:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel 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Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-09 19:18","date_timestamp":1775762315,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750795","content_html":"<p>while you guys are wasting a bunch of time arguing if bluesky is dying or not, i'm over here getting private dm's from 2005 american idol winner carrie underwood. you fools</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreibqtnvtsawoitsg7bmzhkyh7amaevkwgtxvf2yyi46zalae24wtba\" alt=\"\" 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Like really into it. She was routing the Snowcean and learning and writing her name in Astral. I swear she only chirped at us for two days after the first time she played.</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mimk46zfjc2m","date_published":"2026-04-03T20:18:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 20:18","date_timestamp":1775247494,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750799","content_html":"<p>it's the one message no parent ever wants to get from their child 😱</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreiaijem42cq2qpug3sunmhxjdf54cctmip4hsq6wotzqnwdfsq3cnu\" alt=\"text message that says “dad I’m trying to print something and it’s not working. Can u help?”\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mihyjlp6sf2w","date_published":"2026-04-02T00:52:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-02 00:52","date_timestamp":1775091171,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750801","content_html":"<p>a brand new retailer coming soon in the latest patch to downtown portland!! oregon has waited a long time for a uniqlo!</p><p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:xd7kopp7vla3xzuou5jsh76h/post/3mihqfoejds2n\">Confirmed that Uniqlo is coming to Washington Square—and Downtown's Fox Tower, in the former Banana Republic space www.bizjournals.com/portland/new...</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mihqyshdo22g","date_published":"2026-04-01T22:38:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 22:38","date_timestamp":1775083098,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750802","content_html":"<p>oh no i want one</p><p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:57k57qgyj34okw3rjdxcvso3/post/3mi5k7j6ow22f\">We’ve found it! the Playfair, the @play.date of typewriters!</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mi67z5bg722h","date_published":"2026-03-29T03:40:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-29 03:40","date_timestamp":1774755618,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750803","content_html":"<p>surprise pikachu face</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreiclfttjfg2blxb4ntgxs672px3cvrunwtru62t5xjgsr7jbandjaq\" alt=\"a photograph of a, man, where do i start. the wall of a restaurant. there is a defibrillator cabinet on the wall. there is a yellow thing in it, and it has two dots on it, and my brain saw surprise pikachu. boy.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mi5dw5ujgu2l","date_published":"2026-03-28T19:17:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-28 19:17","date_timestamp":1774725452,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750804","content_html":"<p>🧗‍♀️ 8× zoom</p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mi37vdhoto2j","date_published":"2026-03-27T22:59:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 22:59","date_timestamp":1774652368,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750805","content_html":"<p>IT IS VERY GOOD</p><p><a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:p7yt6ajkdpsrdddvbs5cllbo/post/3mhy3n3grw22s\">Devils on the Moon Pinball is out!!!!\nWhat a time to be alive!! \nget it here: play.date/games/devils...\n\nOnly on @play.date \n#pinball #indiegames #pixelart #playdate</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mhy55jo4ic2x","date_published":"2026-03-26T17:33:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 17:33","date_timestamp":1774546386,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88750806","content_html":"<p>new amazing name for me just arrived. i answer to anything at this point. (yes i even spelled it out)</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Ffeed_fullsize%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreicuzl5dz5hnieyolohsx2yryfxil52sycm6s2ybf54pc5ovp5fgsy\" alt=\"a receipt from a croissant waffle place. my name is “kibbl”.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mhy2cfobow26","date_published":"2026-03-26T16:42:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 16:42","date_timestamp":1774543327,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"83316146","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ploafmaster\">@ploafmaster</a> i hesitate to share it because it might scam all of your money and disappear next week!!!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3mdqwc4bprs2o","date_published":"2026-01-31T23:00:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-31 23:00","date_timestamp":1769900458,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"66842500","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/mrbeefy\">@mrbeefy</a> i did this all the time also haha</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3lro7yrmre227","date_published":"2025-06-15T19:43:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-15 19:43","date_timestamp":1750016594,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"66840971","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/mrbeefy\">@mrbeefy</a> god it REALLY IS ISNT IT???</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3lro7i5q75k27","date_published":"2025-06-15T19:33:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-15 19:33","date_timestamp":1750016036,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61046439","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Parker\">@Parker</a> definitely absolutely a goof!! your first tell is use of the word “fucko”</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3llknxobrkc2f","date_published":"2025-03-30T01:11:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-30 01:11","date_timestamp":1743297081,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"61012868","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Parker\">@Parker</a> i think it’s pretty intentional!!</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3llk72qbrhk2y","date_published":"2025-03-29T20:44:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-03-29 20:44","date_timestamp":1743281077,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"51617615","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/manton\">@manton</a> And Nova! :)</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:bya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil/post/3lct6mhxbts2t","date_published":"2024-12-08T21:43:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Cabel Sasser","url":"https://cabel.panic.com/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.bsky.app%2Fimg%2Favatar%2Fplain%2Fdid%3Aplc%3Abya76aoajvy6ihmaviywjcil%2Fbafkreigimr7iszgaznguaasxavlswpiwzmbaoxfo3zedo7wh3ldzjlc5j4","_microblog":{"username":"cabel.panic.com"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-08 21:43","date_timestamp":1733694232,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}