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@burnsey liar…

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Mixture Man No. 61, “Peppercorn”. A well-loved grooming staple.

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Bacon-tomato avocado toast on sourdough with radish and lemony arugula, served on my wife’s beloved Fanciscan Rose. Felt cute; might cottagecore later, idk.

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Starting the day off with a quote whose meaning I feel particularly strongly this morning:

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What if the way we perceive a problem is already part of the problem?\n— Slavoj Žižek

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No, I’m not listening to Talor Swift and eating ice cream. You are.

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“Changeboarding” is not a word, no matter how many times I see it used in IAM process development. I am inflexible on this point. However, I do find its resemblance to “waterboarding” appropriate.

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Good afternoon, universe.\nUnanticipated snow and apparent minor illness notwithstanding, I’ve had worse Saturdays.

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