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I put the ‘fish’ in ‘Artificial Intelligence’

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We cannot claim to have achieved AGI until the LLM breaks down bawling merely thinking about the first 8 1/2 minutes of Pixar‘s ‘Up’

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‘Football’ is a silly name for it considering their feet never touch the ball; they should call it ‘Shoeball’

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“Astrology is not real” bro you believe in the STOCK MARKET, imaginary numbers that move up and down based on men’s FEELINGS

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The most dangerous people in the world are the “smart ones” who have taken enough drugs to realize that the universe is just a math puzzle, but not enough to understand that really it’s a love puzzle

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I think it may be about time to start talking less about “late-stage capitalism” and more about “end-stage capitalism”

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Instead of saying “goodbye” or “catch you later,” we should start saying: “May you outlive him.”

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It felt as though ages 15-17 lasted 20 years, whereas ages 35-37 lasted 20 minutes

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What do people with photographic memories do with all the 2FA codes?

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How do I turn off all news notifications from my phone except The One We’re All Waiting For

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You resist the slow march of late-stage technofascism when the baby resists the slow march of late-stage technofascism

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Rent getting so high polyamory starting to make sense

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Rule number 1 for being a metalhead is you need to cultivate an exhaustive historiography of the entire genre, along with a nuanced semiotic critique on exactly why metal is dumb as hell

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I drink protein beers\nI cry protein tears\nI got sunscreen yes queen soybean fears\nIn my protein years\nI switch protein gears\nFor my bootstrapped bare chest\nProtein peers

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It’s 2026 and you should know this already, but here’s a reminder that it is a desk concert that is tiny, not a concert at a tiny desk

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It’s fun to think how there’s probably several people out there who all have the same song stuck in their heads as you, all bouncing to the same rhythm and beat at the same time and don’t even know it, Psychic Disco

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Even if I was an industry plant, I’d probably accidentally forget to water it

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I must be old because I logged into YouTube dot com and they didn’t even bother suggesting I tune into Coachella

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Tired of main character energy, what we need is more NPC energy.

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Confident. Collected. Singularly focused on accomplishing the objective. In no one’s way. Doesn’t overshare; presents only enough info to move things forward. Often a cool hat.

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I want my son to have every advantage in life, that’s why I named him Aaaaaron

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Hate all you want, but the branding agency that came up with the name ‘Red Delicious’ for that apple really did their best ïżŒwith what they had to work with

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My favorite thing about Australians is that anytime you do anything you’re a legend.

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Responded to an email? Legend.\nBrought over an extra Lacroix? Legend.\nïżŒSentïżŒ a meeting invite? Legend.ïżŒ

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Powerfull Ian McKellan voice: Timothée SHALL YOU MAY NOT!!!!!

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Ah, the sweet gentle sounds of the majestic Pickleballer returning to court, filling the crisp morning air as the frost retreats; truly Spring is near

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One benefit of being on the brink of nuclear war is that the Polymarket betting odds of a nuclear bomb drop might creep closer to 50-50, which means no insider traitor stands to make a megafuckton of money, which might dissuade the droppinïżŒg of the bomb!ïżŒ

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@amerpie GORGEOUS

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Indeed

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@kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social Would watch a 10 part serialized drama about that whole situation

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Commenting on the baristas post with my order and name

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Don’t trust any chord that doesn’t resolve

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Damn, I was hoping you’d have the answer to that one, because I sure as hell haven’t figured it out.

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Update: I once again did not blow through my to-do list

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social 4. Meta AI

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social 3. ChatGPT

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social 2. Grok

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Beware, they who get hit with the response: “Classic.”

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social You legend

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Brb throwing myself in next time 😭

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social I’m not sure I do!!

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Straight to jail

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social For the record, I would eat six cheese sticks.

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social and then I’ll drown out their sleep token by blasting INFANT ANNIHILATOR and laughing maniacally say “GOOD LUCK, KID” đŸ€˜đŸ€˜đŸ€˜đŸ€˜

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social A perfect app

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social At least I have spring to look forward to

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@atrupar.com Cannot believe he is still talking about this shit

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@quillmatiq.com Otherwise it’s just a sparkling ethics concern

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social I can’t explain why, but I love Uncle Paul

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Perhaps because they themselves are not the sharpest tools in the shed?

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@brooksrocco.bsky.social Still having fun over there, really love the community I’ve somehow cobbled together.

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Absolute chaos if a post goes viral though, lunatics and TUNGIs abound.

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