@tqbf I’ve felt similarly with Elixir devs.
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","summary":"","url":"https://microblog.jellydonut.me/2022/11/10/hello-world.html","date_published":"2022-11-11T05:13:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2022-11-11 05:13","date_timestamp":1668143625,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068233","content_html":"“He felt calmer than an IKEA on a weekday afternoon.”
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1577221299/","date_published":"2019-12-24T21:01:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-12-24 21:01","date_timestamp":1577221299,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068232","content_html":"We saw Totoro at the Roxie on Saturday with Tia Jo and it clearly left an impression!
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\n\n\n\n","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1577154978/","date_published":"2019-12-24T02:36:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-12-24 02:36","date_timestamp":1577154978,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068230","content_html":"I had fun!
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","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1576803627/","date_published":"2019-12-20T01:00:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-12-20 01:00","date_timestamp":1576803627,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068229","content_html":"The unfortunate thing is Trump is only number three.\nWe should have impeached Bush over Iraq.\nWe should have impeached Obama for not prosecuting Bush over Iraq.\nKeep impeaching until they stop sucking.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1576727968/","date_published":"2019-12-19T03:59:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-12-19 03:59","date_timestamp":1576727968,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068228","content_html":"First order of business for the New Republic ought to be some automatic door safety regulations.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1576306678/","date_published":"2019-12-14T06:57:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-12-14 06:57","date_timestamp":1576306678,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068227","content_html":"RIP NHS, you were great to us!
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1576201187/","date_published":"2019-12-13T01:39:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-12-13 01:39","date_timestamp":1576201187,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068226","content_html":"Do you use the air freshener in the office bathroom before or after washing your hands?\nIt’s a classic prisoner’s dilemma!
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\n\n\n \n\n I don’t see what all the fuss is about.
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","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1573749698/","date_published":"2019-11-14T16:41:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-11-14 16:41","date_timestamp":1573749698,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068224","content_html":"I got balanced billed for a trip to in-network urgent care since apparently the attending doctor is out-of-network.\nShocking how broken our health care system is.\nOpen enrollment, COBRA, in/out of network, coinsurance…\nthese things don’t exist in actual first world countries.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1573575421/","date_published":"2019-11-12T16:17:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-11-12 16:17","date_timestamp":1573575421,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068223","content_html":"Chaotic good: I make all json keys in my HTTP APIs snake case.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1572909750/","date_published":"2019-11-04T23:22:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-11-04 23:22","date_timestamp":1572909750,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068222","content_html":"Fleet week: where I’m torn between a distaste for America’s imperialistic worship of its false gods of war and getting to see my son enjoy watching some fast loud planes flying around.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1570918531/","date_published":"2019-10-12T22:15:31+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-10-12 22:15","date_timestamp":1570918531,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068221","content_html":"The biggest thing keeping me on macOS is iOS.\nI could do Linux on the desktop if there was a viable phone alternative.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1570763103/","date_published":"2019-10-11T03:05:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-10-11 03:05","date_timestamp":1570763103,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068220","content_html":"RIP my 9-year-old Translink card.\nNow I’ve got just a boring blue Clipper card.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1567561200/","date_published":"2019-09-04T01:40:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-09-04 01:40","date_timestamp":1567561200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068219","content_html":"Worst part of glass backed iPhones is your six month old just stops the cute you’re trying to take a picture of to stare at herself in the reflection.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1566619409/","date_published":"2019-08-24T04:03:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-08-24 04:03","date_timestamp":1566619409,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068218","content_html":"Hiding broccoli inside other food should be an Olympic sport because I would win gold.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1566011144/","date_published":"2019-08-17T03:05:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-08-17 03:05","date_timestamp":1566011144,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068216","content_html":"Every time I deal with this country’s healthcare rent-seeking bureaucracy and compare it to our experience with the socialized NHS, I can’t wait to vote for someone next year who will burn it all to the ground.\nPlease take away my employer sponsored healthcare!
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1565969755/","date_published":"2019-08-16T15:35:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-08-16 15:35","date_timestamp":1565969755,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068215","content_html":"TFW your downstairs neighbor has worse taste in music than your toddler.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1565900581/","date_published":"2019-08-15T20:23:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-08-15 20:23","date_timestamp":1565900581,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068214","content_html":"Why can’t you rate your fellow Uber pool riders?\n🤔
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1565237664/","date_published":"2019-08-08T04:14:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-08-08 04:14","date_timestamp":1565237664,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"14068213","content_html":"That sinking feeling when the @sfmta_muni N line crests the hill and it’s a new train.\nI suppose at least there is the entertainment value of watching 3 people try to fit in to 2.5 seats.
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1564673609/","date_published":"2019-08-01T15:33:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-08-01 15:33","date_timestamp":1564673609,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1001875","content_html":"Let it crash: iambismark.net
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1541134133/","date_published":"2018-11-02T04:48:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-11-02 04:48","date_timestamp":1541134133,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1001911","content_html":"👨🏻🦰 #finally
","summary":"","url":"https://iambismark.net/post/1540926599/","date_published":"2018-10-30T19:09:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Ryan Johnson","url":"https://iambismark.net","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2022%2F784.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"bismark"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-10-30 19:09","date_timestamp":1540926599,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}