{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Benjamin Parry","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/benjaminparry@mastodon.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"649726","username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social","bio":"Design researcher, previously at @Clearleft.Sushi maker novice.Sushi eater expert.Japanophile.Mountain bike rider.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg"},"items":[{"id":"97404414","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://neko.cat/@mario\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mario</span></a></span> Oh gutted I didn’t hear about this! I think I heard about them through one of your bloops. Out of interest, how do you track live gigs? You seem to be well informed.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/117257140898071010","date_published":"2026-09-12T08:32:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-12 08:32","date_timestamp":1789201979,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96600766","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://setouchi.social/@David\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>David</span></a></span> Jesus Wept! …but not too much because that’s precious slop fuel!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/117178062692628986","date_published":"2026-08-29T09:22:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-29 09:22","date_timestamp":1787995341,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96486454","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> Shame the extractor fans weren’t positioned over his eyes and mouth, otherwise 8/10 on the brain scrub scale.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/117167375309604851","date_published":"2026-08-27T12:04:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-27 12:04","date_timestamp":1787832264,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"95831038","content_html":"<p>Literally just a Charlie Kirk moment with my neighbour lighting up a BBQ in his front garden. “Including or excluding regular BBQs?” <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/UKWildfires\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>UKWildfires</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/117100989828008151","date_published":"2026-08-15T18:41:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-15 18:41","date_timestamp":1786819302,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"95600599","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://neko.cat/@mario\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mario</span></a></span> After uni I was working in an HMV backroom sorting stock. Everyone got a turn to put an album on the stereo. Having recently heard about Boredoms I popped in Chocolate Synthesizer… only made it to track 02 before everything went very awkward.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/117078743833868202","date_published":"2026-08-11T20:24:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-11 20:24","date_timestamp":1786479855,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94957124","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@fabienmarry\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>fabienmarry</span></a></span> Intentionality and unintentionally changing reality and history.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/117013548826733933","date_published":"2026-07-31T08:04:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-31 08:04","date_timestamp":1785485059,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94291821","content_html":"<p>The Odyssey  🍿🍿🍿😕🥱 Five bags of popcorn and a bit of a confused yawn… the most tangential Spider-Man Multiverse film yet!    <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/the-odyssey/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/the</span><span class=\"invisible\">-odyssey/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116948455832022510","date_published":"2026-07-19T20:10:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 20:10","date_timestamp":1784491818,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94291822","content_html":"<p>Terminator 2: Judgement Day  🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🧥🏍️🕶️ Five bags of popcorn and a leather jacket, motorcycle and a pair of sunglasses.    <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/terminator-2-judgement-day/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/ter</span><span class=\"invisible\">minator-2-judgement-day/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116948455833914705","date_published":"2026-07-19T20:10:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-19 20:10","date_timestamp":1784491818,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94048572","content_html":"<p>Well TINA (There Is No Alternative), there is one thing we can do about it… not watch any of your sludge movies!</p><p><a href=\"https://www.theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/15/george-lucas-likens-ai-sceptics-to-luddites-clinging-to-horses-and-carts\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">theguardian.com/film/2026/jul/</span><span class=\"invisible\">15/george-lucas-likens-ai-sceptics-to-luddites-clinging-to-horses-and-carts</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116924549259774669","date_published":"2026-07-15T14:50:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 14:50","date_timestamp":1784127033,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93941163","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> :dry-retch:</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116914229864248420","date_published":"2026-07-13T19:06:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 19:06","date_timestamp":1783969571,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93828240","content_html":"<p>Cycles: 20260608-20260711  Cycles: my no-pressure weeknotes. Future Shock.   <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Cycles\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Cycles</span></a> <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/collecting/cycles/2026/07/cycles-20260608-20260711/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/collecting/c</span><span class=\"invisible\">ycles/2026/07/cycles-20260608-20260711/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116901678623391875","date_published":"2026-07-11T13:54:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-11 13:54","date_timestamp":1783778055,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93065696","content_html":"<p>Backrooms  🍿🍿🍿🍿🏴‍☠️ Four bags of popcorn and pirate freak-flag to wave with pride.    <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/backrooms/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/bac</span><span class=\"invisible\">krooms/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116827376145371534","date_published":"2026-06-28T10:58:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 10:58","date_timestamp":1782644289,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93065698","content_html":"<p>Moon  🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🧢 Five bags of popcorn and a hat to put on… put on your hat!    <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/moon/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/moo</span><span class=\"invisible\">n/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116827376149118444","date_published":"2026-06-28T10:58:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-28 10:58","date_timestamp":1782644289,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93013614","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/CatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Caturday\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Caturday</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F821%2F660%2F348%2F378%2F333%2Foriginal%2F3611e69bbde8cb4f.jpeg\" alt=\"A sleeping ginger cat looking very cute.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116821660485832870","date_published":"2026-06-27T10:44:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-27 10:44","date_timestamp":1782557075,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92911818","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/109438935395208787\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.social/@benjaminparry</span><span class=\"invisible\">/109438935395208787</span></a></p><p>Oldie but goodie.</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"benjaminparry@mastodon.social\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg\">\n<p>Deputy Small Hands - Biggest Ocean Water Stomp <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnZMTH0vxzE\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span>youtube.com/watch?v=bnZMTH0vxzE</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>\n<footer>benjaminparry@mastodon.social <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/109438935395208787\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/109438935395208787</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116812937458771024","date_published":"2026-06-25T21:46:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 21:46","date_timestamp":1782423972,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92911183","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://pdx.social/@hellomiakoda\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hellomiakoda</span></a></span> Ubiquitously loud and unnecessarily obnoxious. No wonder they’re called “(Hu)Man's best friend”.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116812899494019421","date_published":"2026-06-25T21:36:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 21:36","date_timestamp":1782423393,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92864329","content_html":"<p>Is there a term for people using generative AI to answer a question you have asked directly? For example, I pose a question to someone who has specific expertise or experience on a topic and they respond by pasting my question into an chatbot and pasting the response to me. Like the ‘let me Google that for you’ but for a LLM.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116809744354161372","date_published":"2026-06-25T08:14:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-25 08:14","date_timestamp":1782375249,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92822409","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@josephcox\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>josephcox</span></a></span> $2k face-swap technology? Pfft!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116806287414992130","date_published":"2026-06-24T17:35:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 17:35","date_timestamp":1782322500,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92805063","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.nl/@Edwin085/116803228402219858\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.nl/@Edwin085/11680322</span><span class=\"invisible\">8402219858</span></a></p><p>If today was a random Oblique Strategy card.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116805314719053073","date_published":"2026-06-24T13:27:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 13:27","date_timestamp":1782307658,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92751566","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.ie/@spellingmistakescostlives\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>spellingmistakescostlives</span></a></span> <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcAqR-Hs9II\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">youtube.com/watch?v=zcAqR-Hs9II</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116800873121813021","date_published":"2026-06-23T18:38:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-23 18:38","date_timestamp":1782239885,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92670772","content_html":"<p>The worst thing about living through a climate crisis isn’t the unbearable heat it’s having to share it with neighbouring petrol head cunts who insist on reminding everyone just how short-sighted and empty-headed they are with their ‘mum look… BRUM BRUM… mum look, mum… BRUM BRUM, BRUM BRUM’.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116794670391417185","date_published":"2026-06-22T16:20:39+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 16:20","date_timestamp":1782145239,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92612667","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://aus.social/@kgoetz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kgoetz</span></a></span> Hello fediverse stranger that shares the same pain as I do… I literally came up with the same situation but then realised they could easily block the number (or email). Perhaps a better approach would be to use their contact details to sign up to a new, horrifically aggressive, marketing campaign?</p><p>Hope you find some peace!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116789390450030398","date_published":"2026-06-21T17:57:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-21 17:57","date_timestamp":1782064673,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92472899","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Clearleft\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Clearleft</span></a></span> Oh! I’ll have a think about this one!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116774937292574589","date_published":"2026-06-19T04:42:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-19 04:42","date_timestamp":1781844135,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"92294215","content_html":"<p>Happy Sussex Day!  To all that celebrate, I hope you’re all having a splendid Sussex Day and I/you most certainly **wunt be druv**!    <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/collecting/thoughts/2026/06/sussex-day/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/collecting/t</span><span class=\"invisible\">houghts/2026/06/sussex-day/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116760467600068615","date_published":"2026-06-16T15:22:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 15:22","date_timestamp":1781623345,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92284924","content_html":"<p>Double-take moment… what’s <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> doing on The Guardian frontpage?</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F759%2F855%2F152%2F865%2F775%2Foriginal%2F4ce6f57fa80425ee.png\" alt=\"Screenshot of The Guardian website front page with a photo of David Bowie in his glorious Labyrinth costume.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116759855280795120","date_published":"2026-06-16T12:46:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-16 12:46","date_timestamp":1781614002,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91701205","content_html":"<p>Cycles: 20260420-20260607  Cycles: my no-pressure weeknotes. Spring, Summer and Autumn in one.   <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Cycles\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Cycles</span></a> <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/collecting/cycles/2026/06/cycles-20260420-20260607/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/collecting/c</span><span class=\"invisible\">ycles/2026/06/cycles-20260420-20260607/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116709285523629744","date_published":"2026-06-07T14:26:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-07 14:26","date_timestamp":1780842369,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91414008","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@tommorris\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tommorris</span></a></span> Fuksake</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116682074159239561","date_published":"2026-06-02T19:05:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-02 19:05","date_timestamp":1780427156,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91198047","content_html":"<p>Baba is You  GAME IS FUN AND CUTE – A fun pixel-art, lateral thinking puzzle game by <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.gamedev.place/@Hempuli\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Hempuli</span></a></span>.    <a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/playing/baba-is-you/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/playing/baba</span><span class=\"invisible\">-is-you/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116662461952779560","date_published":"2026-05-30T07:58:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-30 07:58","date_timestamp":1780127898,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91197604","content_html":"<p>Rowboat</p><p>   <a href=\"https://rowboat.net/product/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>rowboat.net/product/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Dataviz\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Dataviz</span></a></p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/collecting/links/2026/05/rowboat/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/collecting/l</span><span class=\"invisible\">inks/2026/05/rowboat/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116662398620205229","date_published":"2026-05-30T07:42:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-30 07:42","date_timestamp":1780126932,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91197603","content_html":"<p>Ed Wood</p><p> 🍿🍿🍿🍿🐙 Four bags of popcorn and a giant octopus to wrestle with at 4 am in a makeshift lake.   <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Creativity\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Creativity</span></a></p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/ed-wood/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/ed-</span><span class=\"invisible\">wood/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116662398603944878","date_published":"2026-05-30T07:42:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-30 07:42","date_timestamp":1780126931,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91131084","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@briansuda\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>briansuda</span></a></span> Happy Birthday and Happy End Of The Middle Ages Day!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116656815915421368","date_published":"2026-05-29T08:02:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 08:02","date_timestamp":1780041746,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91023456","content_html":"<p>Is AI Profitable Yet?</p><p>   <a href=\"https://isaiprofitable.com/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>isaiprofitable.com/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Dataviz\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Dataviz</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/GAI\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>GAI</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/LLM\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>LLM</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/AI\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AI</span></a></p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/collecting/links/2026/05/is-ai-profitable-yet/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/collecting/l</span><span class=\"invisible\">inks/2026/05/is-ai-profitable-yet/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116648043205875118","date_published":"2026-05-27T18:51:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-27 18:51","date_timestamp":1779907885,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90939283","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mstdn.ca/@atomicker/116637077130745579\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mstdn.ca/@atomicker/1166370771</span><span class=\"invisible\">30745579</span></a></p><p>Desperately trying to find some shade.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116641031522217213","date_published":"2026-05-26T13:08:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-26 13:08","date_timestamp":1779800896,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90885428","content_html":"<p>Happy Towel Day!</p><p> Went to the beach. Made sure to bring a towel. Happy Towel Day folks!   </p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/collecting/thoughts/2026/05/towel-day/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/collecting/t</span><span class=\"invisible\">houghts/2026/05/towel-day/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116636324149763642","date_published":"2026-05-25T17:11:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 17:11","date_timestamp":1779729067,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90884661","content_html":"<p>Mantis</p><p> Steal or Score – a simple card game by the folks behind Exploding Kittens.   </p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/playing/mantis/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/playing/mant</span><span class=\"invisible\">is/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116636245935267906","date_published":"2026-05-25T16:51:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 16:51","date_timestamp":1779727873,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90816681","content_html":"<p>World of Tomorrow: Collection</p><p> 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿💽 Five bags of popcorn and a spare computer disk for storing important instructions and memories.   <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Memory\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Memory</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/TimeTravel\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>TimeTravel</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/Sci\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Sci</span></a>-fi</p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/world-of-tomorrow-collection/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/wor</span><span class=\"invisible\">ld-of-tomorrow-collection/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116629167294176576","date_published":"2026-05-24T10:51:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 10:51","date_timestamp":1779619862,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90816682","content_html":"<p>Mr Nobody Against Putin</p><p> 🍿🍿🍿🍿✊ Four bags of popcorn and a first raised for the bravery   </p><p><a href=\"https://benjamin.parry.is/watching/mr-nobody-against-putin/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">benjamin.parry.is/watching/mr-</span><span class=\"invisible\">nobody-against-putin/</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry/116629167293501065","date_published":"2026-05-24T10:51:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 10:51","date_timestamp":1779619862,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89493653","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.lol/@sophie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sophie</span></a></span> Oh that is RAD! I’ve got a really old heavy, high friction lightswitch in our shed. Very nostalgic, reminds me of my grandparents every time I ues it. I can’t wait to turn it into something.</p><p>Related, are you aware that you can turn old phones into an Intecom system using a raspberry pi and some other kit? <a href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbODHbJyEX4\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"\">youtube.com/watch?v=kbODHbJyEX4</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p><p>Plan is to link the doorbell to the system so it calls all the phones, especially the ones in the work garden shed.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116509612584068702","date_published":"2026-05-03T08:06:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-03 08:06","date_timestamp":1777795602,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89455376","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://sunny.garden/@aura\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aura</span></a></span> £50! Sheesh! Thanks for replying. I love the idea of fully customising each part of the pattern. I was hoping for a ‘I feel lucky’ randomiser button to add a bit of serendipity. Happy new bag day!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116505664129692903","date_published":"2026-05-02T15:22:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-02 15:22","date_timestamp":1777735353,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88989513","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.xyz/@wendyg\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>wendyg</span></a></span> They fucked it up!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116466133551994143","date_published":"2026-04-25T15:49:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 15:49","date_timestamp":1777132164,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88947225","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://shellsharks.social/@shellsharks\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>shellsharks</span></a></span> Thanks for the mention. I like the scrolls metaphor. I can't keep to a weekly cadence of weeknotes so have settled on 'cycles'. Look forward to reading your post properly!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116461128761425346","date_published":"2026-04-24T18:36:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 18:36","date_timestamp":1777055797,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88917000","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> I’m a sucker for these half-baked ideas. You should rise to the challenge. Proof me wrong!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116459198996416890","date_published":"2026-04-24T10:25:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 10:25","date_timestamp":1777026351,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88907471","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> Seems like you should open it more often!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116458360856037682","date_published":"2026-04-24T06:52:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 06:52","date_timestamp":1777013562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88776171","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> 🤘😝🤘</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116448446904241834","date_published":"2026-04-22T12:51:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 12:51","date_timestamp":1776862287,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88584789","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://vis.social/@infobeautiful\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>infobeautiful</span></a></span> I'd be interested in seeing a breakdown of wealth acquired from acting and other sources. Hypothesis: the former would be insignificant compared to advertising and side hustles.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116432549837420780","date_published":"2026-04-19T17:28:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-19 17:28","date_timestamp":1776619717,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88245437","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jaffathecake\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jaffathecake</span></a></span> I honestly thought this was going to be one of those inattentional blindness examples where the breeze blocks changed colour at different stages of the video.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116404243406412447","date_published":"2026-04-14T17:29:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-14 17:29","date_timestamp":1776187796,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87749598","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Richr\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Richr</span></a></span> Ha! Yeah I been employing the cough technique recently or a gravelly skid sometimes does the trick too.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116362345324059644","date_published":"2026-04-07T07:54:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 07:54","date_timestamp":1775548482,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87694292","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> Next level poached egg cooking skills there Stu! Respect!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116357794948817724","date_published":"2026-04-06T12:37:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-06 12:37","date_timestamp":1775479048,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87634809","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> Now I'm wondering if I've got any brandy butter leftover from Christmas, I reckon that'd be an amazing addition!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116351491640734438","date_published":"2026-04-05T09:54:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-05 09:54","date_timestamp":1775382868,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87633987","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://front-end.social/@sturobson\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sturobson</span></a></span> I very almost did poached eggs on hot cross buns this morning. I don’t think I need to ask but… how was it?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/benjaminparry/statuses/116351357944354848","date_published":"2026-04-05T09:20:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Benjamin Parry","url":"https://mastodon.social/@benjaminparry","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F007%2F148%2Foriginal%2F648a28da3ad46c2d.jpeg","_microblog":{"username":"benjaminparry@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-05 09:20","date_timestamp":1775380828,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}}]}