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Came downstairs to dog diarrhea all over the living room floor. #Poopnado
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We managed to deal with it with the hosepipe, but a neighbour had called the fire brigade, so had a few firemen come pounding into the garden.
They had a look and decided everything was to their satisfaction.
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This was a first for just walking in the park at home.
Couldn't get my shoe on my foot for a few days it was so inflamed.
Hopefully it's a rarity.
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@andyc ManU did well to overcome the reigning summer series champions.
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@anon_opin how very dare you.
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I put epubs and PDFs on mine via usb connection and they are quite reparable if needs be. https://www.ifixit.com/Device/Kobo
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Thankfully Vivaldi has them and so does Edge (workplace enforced browser).
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And have always understood twat to be a less offensive version of cunt.
But also to hit, depending on context.
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I need to pop up the road and get a couple of beers if I'm watching this match.
Mrs Basil at 2-0: see, it was fine.
Me: Give it a minute.
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Buying an iPhone, getting a refund, and returning the box with a 1999 Nokia in it.
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Which means that every 3 months:
They text me to remind me;
To call them and remind them;
To order my dogs regular tablets;
Which are delivered to the vets;
Then I have to go and collect them.
Making a sauce that has olives and capers and anchovies.
Constant internal monologue: don't add salt, don't add salt, don't add salt, don't add salt, don't add salt, don't...
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The bizarre officiating;
the player walkout;
the substitutes, ball boys and stewards wrestling over a fucking trowel... on the pitch... during open play;
the local press walking out of the post match.
They fully shat the bed.
","summary":"","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/115924108292438247","date_published":"2026-01-19T22:25:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Basil","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fsarcasmstream%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F001%2Foriginal%2Fbcdbb2dc621ce0fe.png","_microblog":{"username":"basil@sarcasm.stream"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-19 22:25","date_timestamp":1768861515,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"81873163","content_html":"RE: https://mastodon.online/@boakandbailey/115876472844190096
Probably England's best brewery. Definitely England's best taproom.
\n","summary":"","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/115881298320372433","date_published":"2026-01-12T08:58:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Basil","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fsarcasmstream%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F001%2Foriginal%2Fbcdbb2dc621ce0fe.png","_microblog":{"username":"basil@sarcasm.stream"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-12 08:58","date_timestamp":1768208287,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"80875770","content_html":"BLOG POST: We really liked St Mars of the Desert in Sheffield. Here, we've tried to articulate exactly why. 🍺🍻
\nhttps://boakandbailey.com/2026/01/st-mars-of-the-desert-an-oasis-in-the-industrial-hinterlands/
\n\n\n
Low point over the holidays has been spending some time with a GP who started spouting swivel eyed USA style bullshit about the harms of seed oils.
Every time I witness healthcare professionals doing shit like this it's always depressing.
I think the antivax nurse I know is still the worst one but this was pretty bad.
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","summary":"","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/115709141765929288","date_published":"2025-12-12T23:16:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Basil","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fsarcasmstream%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F001%2Foriginal%2Fbcdbb2dc621ce0fe.png","_microblog":{"username":"basil@sarcasm.stream"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-12-12 23:16","date_timestamp":1765581386,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"79707825","content_html":"Anybody who wants a 3 month trial of Kagi premium, let me know.
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","summary":"","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil/115633464381992101","date_published":"2025-11-29T14:30:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Basil","url":"https://sarcasm.stream/@basil","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fsarcasmstream%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F001%2Foriginal%2Fbcdbb2dc621ce0fe.png","_microblog":{"username":"basil@sarcasm.stream"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-11-29 14:30","date_timestamp":1764426641,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"78970688","content_html":"I have new internet. Huzzah.
I'm free of Virgin Media.
FTTP and a fixed IP.
Pulled the trigger on a coffee grinder.
![\"A](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fsarcasmstream%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F115%2F626%2F624%2F461%2F226%2F105%2Foriginal%2F60be55a9cb33aca6.jpg\")
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c30jp9q4jp6o
I, for one, am shocked that FIFA have found an excuse to have the Ronaldo money tree appear in the opening matches in the world cup.
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— Émile Zola, 1900
![\"I](\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fsarcasmstream%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F115%2F601%2F194%2F786%2F418%2F923%2Foriginal%2Fff42aa4f0a014738.jpg\")