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diabolical</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mwei26ykqs2m","date_published":"2026-09-25T19:12:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan Kay","url":"https://jordanekay.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F48%2F5420.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"_Jordan"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-25 19:12","date_timestamp":1790363564,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"98260219","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://jnatc.im\">@jnatc.im</a> Like if you’re Ilhan Omar’s former comms director………you could choose not to post this?</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mwecdd44r4z2","date_published":"2026-09-25T17:30:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan 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They want more than anything in the world for it to be true, for a set of equal parts confused and sociopathic reasons, so they insist it is in the absence of any supporting evidence. It <em>must</em> be true for them, and that’s all that matters.</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mwe3h4nu7s2n","date_published":"2026-09-25T15:27:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan Kay","url":"https://jordanekay.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F48%2F5420.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"_Jordan"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-25 15:27","date_timestamp":1790350040,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"98260224","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://jnatc.im\">@jnatc.im</a> This person legitimately believes this is a thing that is not only occurring but irrevocably affecting a substantial part of the population. 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lol</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mwdq25nwbk2b","date_published":"2026-09-25T12:03:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan Kay","url":"https://jordanekay.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F48%2F5420.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"_Jordan"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-09-25 12:03","date_timestamp":1790337793,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"edit_url":null,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"98260229","content_html":"<p><a href=\"http://sameoldstory.co\">@sameoldstory.co</a> Well now I need to see this</p>\n","url":"https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mwbvw4ar6jkx","date_published":"2026-09-24T18:43:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan 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Maybe look it up?</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jordanekay.com/2026/07/21/new-extremely-me-pet-peeve.html","date_published":"2026-07-21T11:59:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan Kay","url":"https://jordanekay.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F48%2F5420.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"_Jordan"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-21 11:59","date_timestamp":1784635189,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mr5r3pe5kv23","https://www.threads.com/@jordanekay/post/DbDdwt0lPAe"]}},{"id":"93720545","content_html":"<p>A single binational state called Palestein. Problem solved</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://jordanekay.com/2026/07/09/a-single-binational-state-called.html","date_published":"2026-07-09T16:57:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Jordan Kay","url":"https://jordanekay.com","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2024%2F48%2F5420.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"_Jordan"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-09 16:57","date_timestamp":1783616275,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ec7wbb6cuwewc4ucwimzevf2/post/3mqa45lgu2g2o","https://www.threads.com/@jordanekay/post/DalGUufnKG6"]}},{"id":"92281942","content_html":"<blockquote>\n<p>They couldn’t say “I’m pathetically addicted to my phone,” so instead these fans made all kinds of other claims. The cost-of-living crisis entitles them to record concerts. Comparisons were made to racial segregation. 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