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We really saw our high school teachers in a full blown moral panic around Wikipedia being an “unreliable research tool” and collectively decided we’d do that for the next technology to come around huh

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@proptermalone.bsky.social Goyim learn what “chosen people” means challenge

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@jnatc.im Just told my 10yo daughter about #AI. She had tears in her eyes. And then she did the Altman pose and said “AI will be our second God. It’s inevitable” – which is the sort of metaphysical cross-over that I can celebrate.

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@zachweinersmith.bsky.social What exactly do you think they believe in this particular instance that is false

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@db-user.bsky.social The technology was still being developed.

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@db-user.bsky.social They aren’t lying in this instance.

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@misterpurple.bsky.social Many such cases.

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@jay.blan.cc It does not overlook that, no.

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@brachinus.bsky.social What? He’s speaking entirely about his own field of expertise here.

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Have you guys heard the new Madonna song “Datacenteria”

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@benschneider.bsky.social Based

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@samd.bsky.social It took me a good several minutes to realize the pushback is because Spelling Bee is produced by the New York Times Games division

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@mike10010100.com She really said “Hey Daniel, AbuGHAZAleh is speaking now Biss”

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@vodkasnowflake.bsky.social Hey, what did you mean by “Zionist” here?

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@cameroncorduroy.bsky.social Simple: he’s (((Israeli-American)))

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@whstancil.bsky.social Do you think they randomly picked Palestine, like geographically

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@tmbhmltn.bsky.social

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@llamsoyd.bsky.social What

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@samthegeek.net Many people are saying

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@aaronvandorn.bsky.social Oh, that account just thinks you’re “spiritually Israeli,” a very normal description that reflects how well adjusted people view the world

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Cory Doctorow out there in the month of our lord July 2026 calling AI models “word-guessing machines.” We deserve everything that’s coming to us.

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@mikeblack114.bsky.social Where the fuck did she and Ben even come from

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@renderjudgment.bsky.social No actually she’s dumb

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@hammbear2024.bsky.social Where did these two even come from

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@aaronvandorn.bsky.social Applies equally to fare evasion, right down to the exact same people carrying water for it and their reasons for doing so

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@maxdubler.com - You gotta hold your phone to thing and walk through the fare gate

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@samd.bsky.social We don’t want to see unhoused people because we don’t want there to be unhoused people. Hope this helps

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@hokutonokenburns.bsky.social What in the transplant did I just read

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Did anyone else pronounce SHTML as “shit-a-mull” in like 1999/2000

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Thankfully Al-Anon is the only organization whose naming scheme works that way, otherwise the families of NBA players would part of something called Nat-Bask-Ass

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I know this is controversial but her name is pronounced “Mizz Rachel”

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The obvious reason everyone watches TV and movies with subtitles now is that they became universal and easy to turn on, and I’m tired of people coming up with too-cute-by-half, enshittification-style explanations that aren’t at all true and don’t even make sense

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Just me or does “Hugging Face” itself sound exactly like malware

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New extremely me pet peeve: people mispronouncing newly introduced proper nouns because they have no idea how to pronounce the identical common noun version, which they’ve never heard. “Claude Mee-thos?” Have you seriously never heard the word mythos before? Maybe look it up?

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A single binational state called Palestein. Problem solved

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They couldn’t say “I’m pathetically addicted to my phone,” so instead these fans made all kinds of other claims. The cost-of-living crisis entitles them to record concerts. Comparisons were made to racial segregation. But the most interesting claim to me was that banning phones hurts the disabled.

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New theory is that they think “generative AI” (obviously distinct from normal AI, as everyone is aware) is the one that’s bad because it sounds like “degenerate.”

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Still fleshing out the take but it’s pretty clear that the invention and spread of the “yuppie” concept out of whole cloth in 1980 essentially created an environment in which an increase of young adults in the population of a city for any reason at all is immediately seen as unnatural and suspicious

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Miles Pooling would make a great name for a boy

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Screwworm is the only species named how people feel about it

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New insane TikTok/Reels thing: someone staring into the camera with an unidentified electronic hum in the background and the caption “What it’s like to live HALF A MILE AWAY from a data center 😳” with the commenters apoplectic and uniformly credulous that that’s the actual situation being documented

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I know online has ruined me because I just overheard a kid walk into a café with her dad and ask him “Can we get chocolate milk?” only to be met with “We have chocolate milk at home” and now I’m thinking of the weird fucked up chocolate milk they have at home

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Gen Z would absolutely not believe you if you told them there was a “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign displayed prominently in the front of every suburban Wendy’s in the ’90s.

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A kosher dive with shitty beer and mediocre food called Bamidbar

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Losing my mind that the first part of “hallelujah” is most likely ultimately an onomatopoeia of that high pitched trill they do in the Middle East

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Ohhhhh my god u have a deficit of attention and are overly active? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite hans asperger

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Who called it AI slop and not clod code

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[French person eating potatoes] 🎵 Earth apple, earth apple 🎵

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In like 2045 someone (hopefully me) is going to go viral among exhausted millennials with the groundbreaking idea that “the purpose of a system is what it’s intended to do.”

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Aioli is short for aglio e olio

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