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@kylehugh.es I’ll take the over and under, respectively.

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@mike10010100.com Not to mention when any Democrat dies they inevitably get mad at them for dying

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@adfjhajasd.bsky.social No, that isn’t the case at all.

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@jnatc.im You can always tell.

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@aelkus.bsky.social Nah he sucks too. They’re all hacks who think they’re 47 times funnier, cooler, and smarter than they actually are

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A single binational state called Palestein. Problem solved

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@doctorhistory.bsky.social What is “20 June”? Is that a band?

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@ohtoriak10.bsky.social Yep

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@theophite.bsky.social Nah they have a lot to do with it, they’re all connected

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@opinionhaver.bsky.social “Only four free tests”

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@jwmason.bsky.social No it doesn’t exist here because we have actual “class mobility”

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@jwmason.bsky.social Thank you.

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@theophite.bsky.social Even if he were a legitimate oyster farmer, so what? Don’t be that and try to run on the Democratic ticket for U.S. Senate. Fuck

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@nied.bsky.social This guy licensed their expression of it and they never looked back

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@opinionhaver.bsky.social Yeah it’s where Biden hate originated, led directly to “$600 checks”

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@whstancil.bsky.social Men will literally run stentorian Nazi rapists on the Democratic ticket for Senate instead of going to voice therapy

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@newrepublic.com No he’s not

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@jnatc.im Now that the dust has settled I really need you to understand that this is most cringe, intellectually bankrupt, backward looking shit imaginable

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They couldn’t say “I’m pathetically addicted to my phone,” so instead these fans made all kinds of other claims. The cost-of-living crisis entitles them to record concerts. Comparisons were made to racial segregation. But the most interesting claim to me was that banning phones hurts the disabled.

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New theory is that they think “generative AI” (obviously distinct from normal AI, as everyone is aware) is the one that’s bad because it sounds like “degenerate.”

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@jnatc.im The reason the guy in the well is always correct is no one ever actually says “we should improve society somewhat” or “we should improve Democrats somewhat” so instead he is parsing what the loser peasant guy is actually saying

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@resnikoff.bsky.social Kinda wild it took them this long

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@jnatc.im Maybe this is the rootless cosmopolitan in me but I just don’t see how the distinction of who does and does not get to claim the term could in any way be useful for…anything

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@2puru2partisan.bsky.social I picked up a hoagie from Immunocomprese’s in South Philly last week, that doesn’t mean I’m going to police people’s masking choices during Pride

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@jnatc.im I think people living in a city and having a job is such an anodyne phenomenon that it hardly required acronym or special distinction! That’s what I mean by creating the “concept” out of whole cloth. Who cares?

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Still fleshing out the take but it’s pretty clear that the invention and spread of the “yuppie” concept out of whole cloth in 1980 essentially created an environment in which an increase of young adults in the population of a city for any reason at all is immediately seen as unnatural and suspicious

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@peterskim.org Chicago?

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@vanoreo.bsky.social I ask the AI maybe 15 times more questions about my code than I used to anyone else, so I’m not sure this is true

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@cee.wtf I mean isn’t that more just because game devs are Like That

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Miles Pooling would make a great name for a boy

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Screwworm is the only species named how people feel about it

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New insane TikTok/Reels thing: someone staring into the camera with an unidentified electronic hum in the background and the caption “What it’s like to live HALF A MILE AWAY from a data center 😳” with the commenters apoplectic and uniformly credulous that that’s the actual situation being documented

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I know online has ruined me because I just overheard a kid walk into a café with her dad and ask him “Can we get chocolate milk?” only to be met with “We have chocolate milk at home” and now I’m thinking of the weird fucked up chocolate milk they have at home

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Gen Z would absolutely not believe you if you told them there was a “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” sign displayed prominently in the front of every suburban Wendy’s in the ’90s.

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A kosher dive with shitty beer and mediocre food called Bamidbar

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Losing my mind that the first part of “hallelujah” is most likely ultimately an onomatopoeia of that high pitched trill they do in the Middle East

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Ohhhhh my god u have a deficit of attention and are overly active? should we tell everyone? Should we throw a party?should we invite hans asperger

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Who called it AI slop and not clod code

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[French person eating potatoes] 🎵 Earth apple, earth apple 🎵

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In like 2045 someone (hopefully me) is going to go viral among exhausted millennials with the groundbreaking idea that “the purpose of a system is what it’s intended to do.”

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Aioli is short for aglio e olio

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Who called it Netflix and not VODville

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Did not predict “data centers” (the vague concept, not the actual facilities) to immediately spring into the American low-information public consciousness from whole cloth this year as something to be immediately polarized against but here we are.

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We don’t talk enough just how much “Ron Paul” (like the candidate and the idea of the candidate) permeated the discourse of anyone who attended college in 2007.

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Nobody:\nEvery possible source affiliated with the University of Pennsylvania: John Ternus ME’97

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Base 64-encoded JWTs love starting with “eyJ”

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How come mangoes are the only fruit you cut Like That

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Claude vs. Codex vs. Gemini is the Moderna vs. Pfizer vs. Johnson & Johnson of 2026, respectively, do not at me

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Joni Mitchell’s “Hey, farmer, farmer, put away the DDT now” has gotta be up there with Macklemore’s “I’m, I’m, I’m huntin’, lookin’ for a come up / This is fucking awesome” as some of the worst song lyrics of all time, right?

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If | the | window | isn’t | frontmost | the | cursor | shouldn’t | blink! |

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