{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1614662","username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social","bio":"Old autistic musician. The picture of me is old, I am vain. I am probably somewhat to the left of anyone you have ever met. If it were up to me even sports would be socialized. Those things essential to life should be free. Billionaires are a symptom of a failed tax system. I am old if you disagree with me just wait it out.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"94649305","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://eigenmagic.net/@abstractcode\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>abstractcode</span></a></span> I have been screaming at computers since their inception to \"DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO NOT WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO!!!\"</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116981763554347679","date_published":"2026-07-25T17:20:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 17:20","date_timestamp":1785000054,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94648980","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@JessTheUnstill\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JessTheUnstill</span></a></span> Flushing it down a toilet would have been a better use.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116981726194324753","date_published":"2026-07-25T17:11:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 17:11","date_timestamp":1784999484,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94648491","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@AnarchistArt\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>AnarchistArt</span></a></span> Their ancestors also once lived in Germany.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116981682791801378","date_published":"2026-07-25T17:00:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-25 17:00","date_timestamp":1784998821,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94600040","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@servelan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>servelan</span></a></span> Unless the aliens are here to help deal with the trump/epstein files I don't care about aliens.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116976534965619701","date_published":"2026-07-24T19:11:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 19:11","date_timestamp":1784920272,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94598576","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mefi.social/@MissConstrue\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>MissConstrue</span></a></span> Your response to life in today's world seems measured and reasonable.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116976411870011442","date_published":"2026-07-24T18:39:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-24 18:39","date_timestamp":1784918394,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94116099","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://techhub.social/@SomeGadgetGuy\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>SomeGadgetGuy</span></a></span> Is it smart enough to not take out someone's eye?</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116930597078455827","date_published":"2026-07-16T16:28:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-16 16:28","date_timestamp":1784219315,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94108966","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.radio/@VE2UWY\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>VE2UWY</span></a></span> Catapults were used to hurl large stones against castle walls. Also in our scenario the catapult could be very close to the wall for maximum splattage. I would not expect anything recognizable sliding down the wall into the crocodile pit.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116930029374720790","date_published":"2026-07-16T14:04:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-16 14:04","date_timestamp":1784210653,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94052775","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>VeroniqueB99</span></a></span> Seems like the kind of forward thinking your country needs right now.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924858485086383","date_published":"2026-07-15T16:09:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 16:09","date_timestamp":1784131751,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94051460","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Alice\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Alice</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.art/@epu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>epu</span></a></span> You had better leave the cash for this as nobody will be taking this on for free.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924747907612945","date_published":"2026-07-15T15:41:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 15:41","date_timestamp":1784130064,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94050079","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@GayDeceiver\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>GayDeceiver</span></a></span> My first wedding total cost under $200. We eloped and had a city official marry us in his office during lunch hour. We had two friends as witnesses and we went for milkshakes after.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924655204230836","date_published":"2026-07-15T15:17:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 15:17","date_timestamp":1784128649,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94048013","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>VeroniqueB99</span></a></span> During the time of AI a photo or any other media is proof of nothing.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924499411255000","date_published":"2026-07-15T14:37:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 14:37","date_timestamp":1784126272,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94047125","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Lana\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Lana</span></a></span> Unless the election was rigged by someone like elon musk. There may actually be fewer people to blame for this than advertised.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924415123023144","date_published":"2026-07-15T14:16:26+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 14:16","date_timestamp":1784124986,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94046751","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@randahl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>randahl</span></a></span> We have been watching mr. pillow for years now so no not interested. Also fuck trump.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924386375825612","date_published":"2026-07-15T14:09:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 14:09","date_timestamp":1784124547,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94046708","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>MostlyHarmless</span></a></span> I would be perfectly fine with launching him in to a plain old concrete wall. No need to make this expensive when it does not need to be.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924379633427977","date_published":"2026-07-15T14:07:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 14:07","date_timestamp":1784124445,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"94046414","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@990000\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>990000</span></a></span> Communism would be a much better system for everyone but the super rich. And when it comes to the super rich I have two words \"fuck them\"!</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116924349919144409","date_published":"2026-07-15T13:59:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 13:59","date_timestamp":1784123991,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93992634","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://jawns.club/@skyfaller\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>skyfaller</span></a></span> 1984 would be appropriate.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116919206927154006","date_published":"2026-07-14T16:11:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-14 16:11","date_timestamp":1784045515,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93992160","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@servelan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>servelan</span></a></span> Put hegseth in a cage with a female soldier and lets end this ridiculous debate once and for all. My money is on the soldier.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116919161251623397","date_published":"2026-07-14T16:00:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-14 16:00","date_timestamp":1784044818,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93995792","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://universeodon.com/@Sunny\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Sunny</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://23.social/@musevg\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>musevg</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ErikUden</span></a></span> I offer no sympathy for self inflicted wounds.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116919139500699980","date_published":"2026-07-14T15:54:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-14 15:54","date_timestamp":1784044487,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93938985","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.world/@stevewfolds\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>stevewfolds</span></a></span> The day after photography was invented manipulating photography was invented.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116913997440400783","date_published":"2026-07-13T18:07:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 18:07","date_timestamp":1783966025,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93938825","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@servelan\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>servelan</span></a></span> Do an internet search for pastor crimes.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116913980911878952","date_published":"2026-07-13T18:02:53+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 18:02","date_timestamp":1783965773,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93938311","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@CStamp\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CStamp</span></a></span> He looks better in the alleged photo than he did when he was last doing his job.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116913933225242930","date_published":"2026-07-13T17:50:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 17:50","date_timestamp":1783965045,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93932062","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@randahl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>randahl</span></a></span> Ukraine is currently led by a former comedian and he seems to be doing a great job. You might as well have trump as farage they are cut from the same cloth.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116913411232325250","date_published":"2026-07-13T15:38:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 15:38","date_timestamp":1783957080,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93884609","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.ar.al/@aral\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>aral</span></a></span> I have pretty much given up hope. People can see what is happening in real time and yet they would vote for the same thing again tomorrow. Except I am fully expecting voting to be suspended and your next president appointed. Good luck.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116908104790300593","date_published":"2026-07-12T17:08:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 17:08","date_timestamp":1783876110,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93884363","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.green/@CiaraNi\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>CiaraNi</span></a></span> Zelensky was a comedian and he seems to be doing a pretty good job. Better Count Binface than a trump clone like farage.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116908078663555088","date_published":"2026-07-12T17:01:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 17:01","date_timestamp":1783875712,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"93883904","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.de/@ErikUden\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ErikUden</span></a></span> If you drive a tesla all I see is someone who supports a racist asshole.</p>","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116908031209009007","date_published":"2026-07-12T16:49:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-12 16:49","date_timestamp":1783874987,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87899777","content_html":"<p>So the illegal war on Iran.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://thecanadian.social/users/Ulrich_the_elder/statuses/116273714107535436","date_published":"2026-03-22T16:14:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Ulrich_the_Elder, 🇨🇦,🇺🇦","url":"https://thecanadian.social/@Ulrich_the_elder","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fs3.us-west-000.backblazeb2.com%2FTheCanadian%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F112%2F360%2F536%2F754%2F056%2F141%2Foriginal%2F05494a26693a7e1a.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ulrich_the_elder@thecanadian.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-22 16:14","date_timestamp":1774196077,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}