{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Jeff","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Porkwich@mastodon.social","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1374659","username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social","bio":"I'll fuckin' do it again\n\nSoftware derp -- Leftist -- Anti-salted-chocolate extremist — Avid indoorsman","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png"},"items":[{"id":"82329401","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@inthehands\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>inthehands</span></a></span> All of Minneapolis-St. Paul rn</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F115%2F917%2F049%2F313%2F265%2F726%2Foriginal%2F4a66952f3f94658c.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/115917049650576415","date_published":"2026-01-18T16:30:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-18 16:30","date_timestamp":1768753809,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"81898546","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gedeonm\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gedeonm</span></a></span> meanwhile some of us here are getting 4:30 am door knocks from gestapo going door to door. If a white person answers, they ask them if any neighbors are Hmong (at least in St Paul).</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/115883247400660832","date_published":"2026-01-12T17:13:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-12 17:13","date_timestamp":1768238027,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"81867210","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flargh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>flargh</span></a></span> He looks incredibly satisfied with his work</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/115880644885021076","date_published":"2026-01-12T06:11:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-12 06:11","date_timestamp":1768198316,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"81358444","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://twit.social/@leo\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>leo</span></a></span> “We will vote in November.”</p><p>Primaries are the real election. Decades of allowing the oligarchs to decide who is allowed in the general election have led us to this point.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/115839670264081920","date_published":"2026-01-05T00:31:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-01-05 00:31","date_timestamp":1767573093,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"80141822","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flargh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>flargh</span></a></span> Solidarity</p><p><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/CatsOfMastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>CatsOfMastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/kittensofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>kittensofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/ragdoll\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ragdoll</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/ragdollcat\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ragdollcat</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/tags/ragdollkitten\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>ragdollkitten</span></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F115%2F730%2F082%2F997%2F243%2F849%2Foriginal%2Fc2aaf792e2c866be.jpeg\" alt=\"A seal mitted ragdoll kitten (with blaze) laying on a blue desk chair, looking VERY proud/full of itself\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/115730083266874615","date_published":"2025-12-16T16:02:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-12-16 16:02","date_timestamp":1765900928,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"67612849","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flargh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>flargh</span></a></span> yeet the rich</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/114746714192608407","date_published":"2025-06-25T23:58:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-25 23:58","date_timestamp":1750895907,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"67143829","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@bigzaphod\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>bigzaphod</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@gadgetgav\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gadgetgav</span></a></span> I have such a system in Minneapolis. IIRC they set the point where the heat strip kicks in at -5? The heat pump itself is rated to work down to -21 but the backup break point depends on relative efficiency and cost. I also think the backup kicks in while the unit does defrost cycles, which is more and more frequent as the temp drops.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/114710561707275062","date_published":"2025-06-19T14:44:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-19 14:44","date_timestamp":1750344264,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"67030746","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flargh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>flargh</span></a></span> “‘BUST SOME CAPS!’ Give that man a gold star!”</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/114702673847056515","date_published":"2025-06-18T05:18:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-06-18 05:18","date_timestamp":1750223905,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"57966455","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheConversationUS</span></a></span></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F114%2F031%2F890%2F444%2F392%2F286%2Foriginal%2F10f7e2eef9a6a770.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/114031890760505485","date_published":"2025-02-19T18:09:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2025-02-19 18:09","date_timestamp":1739988567,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"53087605","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flargh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>flargh</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gedeonm\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gedeonm</span></a></span> I stayed logged out for over 2 years and the account was not deleted. I think the threat was solely to keep people active enough to count in monthly active user numbers.<br>I finally logged back in long enough to have Cyd to delete everything.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113703991489950147","date_published":"2024-12-23T20:20:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-12-23 20:20","date_timestamp":1734985221,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49739831","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@marcoarment\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>marcoarment</span></a></span> I’d rather have useless messages than “confidently wrong” messages</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113488955230314246","date_published":"2024-11-15T20:53:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-15 20:53","date_timestamp":1731704028,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49506591","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@flargh\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>flargh</span></a></span> all it takes is malignant narcissism and millions of daddy’s money</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113471679512661553","date_published":"2024-11-12T19:40:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-12 19:40","date_timestamp":1731440422,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"49164393","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@eschaton\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>eschaton</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@gruber\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gruber</span></a></span> we’ve been “normalcy biased” right off the fucking cliff and a lot of people are going to die because of it. There’s about to be a fuckton of “surprised pikachu faces” when the face-eating leopards show up.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113443085242227467","date_published":"2024-11-07T18:28:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-11-07 18:28","date_timestamp":1731004108,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"47927310","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.online/@davidsirota\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>davidsirota</span></a></span> I’ve long believed that money/campaign finance was the biggest issue since it prevents progress on all other issues, but lately I’ve been starting to think that court reform is the new #1, since the SC would shoot down any fixes to the money issue…</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113342639645192032","date_published":"2024-10-21T00:43:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-10-21 00:43","date_timestamp":1729471430,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"47487662","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@macrumors\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>macrumors</span></a></span> the “flaw” is that it *literally has no such abilities*</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113307662659126294","date_published":"2024-10-14T20:28:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-10-14 20:28","date_timestamp":1728937723,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"46247762","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@dangillmor\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dangillmor</span></a></span> it’s hard to “both sides” that, and they would rather sleepwalk us into fascism than appear “biased”</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113200591866153655","date_published":"2024-09-25T22:39:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-09-25 22:39","date_timestamp":1727303953,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"45385776","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@eschaton\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>eschaton</span></a></span> it’s endlessly enraging that people don’t understand (and fight) that their healthcare is gated behind companies whose business is literally denying healthcare.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113127365064560083","date_published":"2024-09-13T00:16:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-09-13 00:16","date_timestamp":1726186600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"44836386","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@ProPublica\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ProPublica</span></a></span></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F113%2F082%2F187%2F649%2F644%2F631%2Foriginal%2F6bb4f290fd54f1e8.jpeg\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113082187911849102","date_published":"2024-09-05T00:47:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-09-05 00:47","date_timestamp":1725497252,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"44595987","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@SmudgeTheInsultCat\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>SmudgeTheInsultCat</span></a></span> new rectangle just dropped</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/113060613884613064","date_published":"2024-09-01T05:20:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-09-01 05:20","date_timestamp":1725168058,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"41898915","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheConversationUS</span></a></span> Thank you for this. Few seem willing to report on this these days and this was highly informative.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/112818977874065965","date_published":"2024-07-20T13:09:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-20 13:09","date_timestamp":1721480985,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"41505229","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheConversationUS</span></a></span> First, thank you for engaging.</p><p>Second, it doesn't read to me as clearly laying the fault there, only that it \"Started around that time”. I can see how it implies some fault due to that, but I think this point in time calls for explicitness and repetition.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/112786245745054851","date_published":"2024-07-14T18:25:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-14 18:25","date_timestamp":1720981532,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"41496224","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://newsie.social/@TheConversationUS\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheConversationUS</span></a></span> one side explicitly plans to end democracy and you go both-sidings it. Great work.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/112785569580906525","date_published":"2024-07-14T15:33:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-07-14 15:33","date_timestamp":1720971215,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"40577871","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.party/@gwensnyder\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>gwensnyder</span></a></span> this doesn’t even mention that it was made with “juvenile foreskin”</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/112703220033554641","date_published":"2024-06-30T02:31:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-30 02:31","date_timestamp":1719714661,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"39120650","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@macrumors\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>macrumors</span></a></span> Fantastic musical choice</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/112578181663048715","date_published":"2024-06-08T00:32:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-08 00:32","date_timestamp":1717806727,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"38936556","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mamot.fr/@pluralistic\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>pluralistic</span></a></span> a boombox is not a toy!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.social/users/Porkwich/statuses/112564324642299238","date_published":"2024-06-05T13:48:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2024-06-05 13:48","date_timestamp":1717595285,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"18080065","content_html":"@pluralistic “When Frontier went bankrupt during the lockdown, their filings revealed that they deliberately withheld fiber from 3,000,000 households, despite projecting one billion in additional profits, because the investment would take a decade to mature (telco analysts downrank the stock of operators w... <a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich/110051456078997936\">mastodon.social</a>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich/110051456078997936","date_published":"2023-03-19T18:52:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-03-19 18:52","date_timestamp":1679251954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"18080064","content_html":"<p>The Davos crowd takes covid seriously while telling the rabble that it’s “just a cold”</p><p><a href=\"https://jessicawildfire.substack.com/p/clean-air-for-them-none-for-you\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">jessicawildfire.substack.com/p</span><span class=\"invisible\">/clean-air-for-them-none-for-you</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich/109731380790545937","date_published":"2023-01-22T06:13:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-01-22 06:13","date_timestamp":1674367993,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"18080063","content_html":"<p>Thread on the bullshit “covid deaths are overcounted” article:</p><p><a href=\"https://nitter.poast.org/Loretta_Torrago/status/1616912529921294338#m\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">nitter.poast.org/Loretta_Torra</span><span class=\"invisible\">go/status/1616912529921294338#m</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich/109730600907768398","date_published":"2023-01-22T02:54:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Jeff","url":"https://mastodon.social/@Porkwich","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.social%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F298%2F063%2F988%2F900%2F955%2Foriginal%2Fcd8ad826f9f5baf7.png","_microblog":{"username":"Porkwich@mastodon.social"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2023-01-22 02:54","date_timestamp":1674356092,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}