{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - 🇨🇦 Little-k","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/OohOkayKay@beige.party","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1865487","username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party","bio":"Been on Mastodon since Nov 11, 2022\n\nAuthor of 9 fiction novels & 600+ low content books.US: https://tinyurl.com/37fdsrpsCAN: https://tinyurl.com/4j242zsy\n\n🔞 No Minors pleaseI'm here for the FUNNY!I swear, a lot.Not a follower of followers.Level 65 #GenerationJonesLinuxMint newbie\n\n#food #recipes #writer #Canadian #Ontario #disabled #terrariums#EasternOntario #embroidery #TrigeminalNeuralgiaProfile a pink lowercase k.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"91023201","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheEddieShow\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheEddieShow</span></a></span> <br>Canned biscuits are 🤢 🤮</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116648018826893331","date_published":"2026-05-27T18:45:13+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"18:45","date_timestamp":1779907513,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"91009044","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.seattle.wa.us/@ohmu\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ohmu</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@Mrfunkedude\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Mrfunkedude</span></a></span> <br>Dammit Weird Socks, you're not suppose to talk about the beige.party goat cheese!!!</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116646962162207219","date_published":"2026-05-27T14:16:30+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"14:16","date_timestamp":1779891390,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90964658","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@ottaross\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> <br>I hate the laundromat. It's too peopley.<br>And this visit ended abruptly when toddler vomited on the floor 6 ft away from me. I packed up everything, completely dry or not, and left.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116642682624360685","date_published":"2026-05-26T20:08:09+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-26 20:08","date_timestamp":1779826089,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90909723","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@caseyliss\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>caseyliss</span></a></span> <br>Parking in a disability space ... that's a $600 fine in my Lil city. And I'd enjoy making that call to the cops and then stick around, sipping coffee, to watch it get ticketed.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116638041038623709","date_published":"2026-05-26T00:27:44+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-26 00:27","date_timestamp":1779755264,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90889535","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@ottaross\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> <br>Yeah, this is whole different kettle of fish. <br>But after 10.5 months on low carb + working out, I've lost 47.5 lbs so it does work. I have another 22.5 lbs to go and working on it very day.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116636536914697552","date_published":"2026-05-25T18:05:13+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 18:05","date_timestamp":1779732313,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90887942","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@ottaross\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> <br>Not really because it's still a gain.<br>Buckwheat four is 18.2 g of carbs per 1/4 cup.<br>Regular white wheat flour is 22.9g per 1/4 cup<br>My total carb limit per day is 60.4g and there's no way I'm using all my carbs on a piece of cake! LOL <br>That's why we use nut flours instead.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116636462279383319","date_published":"2026-05-25T17:46:14+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 17:46","date_timestamp":1779731174,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90886997","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@ottaross\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> <br>Yeah, I would have to modify any cake recipe a lot but that never stopped me from making any recipe. Most baking I make is almond flour based and with low carb fruit like raspberries or strawberries, the two lowest on the carb scale.  <br>But for the sanity of everyone else, do not make a choice of cake using almond flour... It's crazy expensive now. (907g/2lb bag cost me $28 on sale)</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116636401937991029","date_published":"2026-05-25T17:30:54+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 17:30","date_timestamp":1779730254,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90874296","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@ottaross\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ottaross</span></a></span> <br>Thanks.<br>I'm not going to follow the hashtag for a bit because seeing all those cakes in my timeline is not for my cake cravings. lol</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116635108971104378","date_published":"2026-05-25T12:02:05+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 12:02","date_timestamp":1779710525,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90854643","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://m.trisweb.com/@trisweb\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>trisweb</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@constantorbit\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>constantorbit</span></a></span> <br>I know, right? <br>I now use an app to track my carbs &amp; such, and it has a section for liquids. I log in 8 to12 12oz glasses a day and it's one of the best thing I've done for myself. My brain loves water! lol</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116632669570199985","date_published":"2026-05-25T01:41:42+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 01:41","date_timestamp":1779673302,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90807019","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Mrfunkedude\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Mrfunkedude</span></a></span> <br>Lol</p><p>Big tip: if you haven't already, write down all the hashtags you follow and any filter words from your old account because they don't transfer over during migration. Saves you a lot of time...</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116627855447147939","date_published":"2026-05-24T05:17:25+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 05:17","date_timestamp":1779599845,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90806031","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Mrfunkedude\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Mrfunkedude</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@theropologist\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>theropologist</span></a></span> <br>I'm surprised it's taken this long. He must be busy this weekend. </p><p>One more thing ... no matter what you've heard, we're not a cult.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116627735377642167","date_published":"2026-05-24T04:46:52+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 04:46","date_timestamp":1779598012,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90805809","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Mrfunkedude\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Mrfunkedude</span></a></span> <br><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@theropologist\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>theropologist</span></a></span> is pretty good at sending emails quickly.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116627687531843115","date_published":"2026-05-24T04:34:42+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 04:34","date_timestamp":1779597282,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90798134","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@farah\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>farah</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.me.uk/@UKFilmNerd\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>UKFilmNerd</span></a></span> <br>Not unusual that they're building underground, they've been doing that since the 60's.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116626743655145279","date_published":"2026-05-24T00:34:40+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-24 00:34","date_timestamp":1779582880,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90793964","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@farah\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>farah</span></a></span> <br>It's not the ballroom he's excited about, it's what's he's building underneath it we all need to worry about.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116626166173753880","date_published":"2026-05-23T22:07:48+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-23 22:07","date_timestamp":1779574068,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90730610","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@the_etrain\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>the_etrain</span></a></span> <br>Mausoleums ... people are dying to live there.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116620038819103374","date_published":"2026-05-22T20:09:32+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 20:09","date_timestamp":1779480572,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90676863","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.social/@dalfen\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dalfen</span></a></span> <br>Stephen Colbert has already announced that he will be working with Peter Jackson on the next Lord of the Rings movie. He's a huge lotr fans so it's a dream being fulfilled.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116615615998689554","date_published":"2026-05-22T01:24:45+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 01:24","date_timestamp":1779413085,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90673299","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheJen\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheJen</span></a></span> <br>It's a beauty. Looks like they took good care of it. Nice find!</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116615278915463142","date_published":"2026-05-21T23:59:02+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 23:59","date_timestamp":1779407942,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90671974","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheJen\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheJen</span></a></span> <br>Is it an industrial machine? Because that was the colour of the machines in the factories I worked in. One made leather shoes, the other wedding dressings.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116615156104496137","date_published":"2026-05-21T23:27:48+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-21 23:27","date_timestamp":1779406068,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90591938","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheEddieShow\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheEddieShow</span></a></span> <br>YAY!!</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116609044672531568","date_published":"2026-05-20T21:33:35+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-20 21:33","date_timestamp":1779312815,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90590389","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>TheBreadmonkey</span></a></span> <br>Ben, you so different without your beard. And good on you for getting yourself out there and enjoying life. 🌻❤️</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116608943357926968","date_published":"2026-05-20T21:07:49+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-20 21:07","date_timestamp":1779311269,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90585586","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@adhdeanasl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>adhdeanasl</span></a></span> <br>The ability to work outside without some weird guy in the neighborhood oogle me like I'm a steak on a BBQ. Creepy AF!!</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116608653369905601","date_published":"2026-05-20T19:54:04+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-20 19:54","date_timestamp":1779306844,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90535922","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@the_etrain\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>the_etrain</span></a></span> <br>Well it did make people's teeth fall out...</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116605131275351892","date_published":"2026-05-20T04:58:21+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-20 04:58","date_timestamp":1779253101,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90520125","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@farah\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>farah</span></a></span> <br>From what I've been reading on here, it's best to join their mailing list because you get told when items are going on sale before others. Most items sell out almost immediately so it's good to get the info ahead of everyone else.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116603581356932662","date_published":"2026-05-19T22:24:11+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 22:24","date_timestamp":1779229451,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90504125","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@the_etrain\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>the_etrain</span></a></span> <br>Alan Slop's brother</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116602655331159132","date_published":"2026-05-19T18:28:41+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 18:28","date_timestamp":1779215321,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90452855","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/@kimlockhartga\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kimlockhartga</span></a></span> <br>I do that everyday... plus another 2-3 hours of walking to reach 10,000 steps, plus leg/thigh exercises, plus chest/arm work, plus ... <br>        OMG! IT NEVER ENDS!! <br>But I do all of it every damn day. <br>Down 45lbs. <br>Another 25lbs to go.</p>","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116598404703064262","date_published":"2026-05-19T00:27:42+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 00:27","date_timestamp":1779150462,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"87429532","content_html":"<p>Okay, so who else crossed their fingers and repeated, \"Don't explode. Don't exploded. Don't explode.\"</p><p>Just me? <br>Cool cool. </p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://beige.party/tags/Artemis\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Artemis</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://beige.party/users/OohOkayKay/statuses/116331931023016458","date_published":"2026-04-01T22:59:56+00:00","author":{"name":"🇨🇦 Little-k","url":"https://beige.party/@OohOkayKay","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.beige.party%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F115%2F809%2F944%2F842%2F991%2F808%2Foriginal%2F6676b4249a64a143.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"OohOkayKay@beige.party"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 22:59","date_timestamp":1775084396,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}