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@Voline Oh, great. Thanks for the heads up. Looks like I may have wasted $100.
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","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101457008046044928","date_published":"2019-01-21T22:51:24+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-21 22:51","date_timestamp":1548111084,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1945936","content_html":"@jeffmc Hey, Jeff. Up in Seattle for a meetup, would send you a catfish sammich if I could. Take care, man.
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","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/users/Moltz/statuses/101446613949252116","date_published":"2019-01-20T02:48:03+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-20 02:48","date_timestamp":1547952483,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"1933153","content_html":"Spent 25 minutes trying to figure out what the crows were chasing around the neighborhood before they flew off into the distance so I guess YOU CAN JUST KEEP YOUR STUPID CROW SECRETS, YA JERKS
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101440629037906490","date_published":"2019-01-19T01:26:01+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-19 01:26","date_timestamp":1547861161,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1918813","content_html":"@pantse_macabre Probably prudent.
","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/users/Moltz/statuses/101435852384294045","date_published":"2019-01-18T05:11:14+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-18 05:11","date_timestamp":1547788274,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"1918788","content_html":"Rudy Giuliani sometime soon: “You can’t believe Cohen, he’s a liar! We know because he lied to congress for us on several occaisions at our instruction!\"
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101435775366959115","date_published":"2019-01-18T04:51:39+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-18 04:51","date_timestamp":1547787099,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1888266","content_html":"@pantse_macabre That also.
","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/users/Moltz/statuses/101422703246137761","date_published":"2019-01-15T21:27:15+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-15 21:27","date_timestamp":1547587635,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"1883777","content_html":"SPIDER-MAN SPARKS JOY, MARIE, OK?
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101421462744272967","date_published":"2019-01-15T16:11:46+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-15 16:11","date_timestamp":1547568706,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1838780","content_html":"@splorp In this economy?
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[dink doo doo doo]
AirPods
[dink doo doo doo]
now
[dink doo doo doo]
please.
This was the podiatry breakfast, right?
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101375892284209092","date_published":"2019-01-07T15:02:36+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-07 15:02","date_timestamp":1546873356,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1750851","content_html":"The boy needs new shoes because he’s outgrown his old ones so I guess you could say right now he’s got... Sketchers of pain.
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101375801302567154","date_published":"2019-01-07T14:39:28+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2019-01-07 14:39","date_timestamp":1546871968,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1588153","content_html":"@JohnPhilpin Not as such, no.
","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/users/Moltz/statuses/101315301896030333","date_published":"2018-12-27T22:13:40+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-12-27 22:13","date_timestamp":1545948820,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"1587733","content_html":"Today’s mail consisted of one coupon to a restaurant we never eat at so Christmas really is over.
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101315141330065119","date_published":"2018-12-27T21:32:50+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-12-27 21:32","date_timestamp":1545946370,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1551512","content_html":"Watching Mrs. Maisel and making okonomiyaki and pot stickers on Christmas eve. If I read Ms. Marvel later as I plan to, do I win some kind of cultural bingo?
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","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101251841605441611","date_published":"2018-12-16T17:14:53+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-12-16 17:14","date_timestamp":1544980493,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1313283","content_html":"Was very happy to discuss Planet of the Apes on its 50th anniversary with @jean, @djloehr, @joesteel and @jsnell. https://www.theincomparable.com/theincomparable/436/
","summary":"","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz/101207432668632937","date_published":"2018-12-08T21:01:06+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-12-08 21:01","date_timestamp":1544302866,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"1249770","content_html":"OH: Bats are nature’s birds!
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Me, like a 5-year-old: YAAAAYYYY!!!
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@shanecyr Couldn’t say.
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","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/users/Moltz/statuses/101088444356328422","date_published":"2018-11-17T20:40:49+00:00","author":{"name":"John Moltz","url":"https://zeppelin.flights/@Moltz","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fcf.mastohost.com%2Fv1%2FAUTH_91eb37814936490c95da7b85993cc2ff%2Fzeppelinflights%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F000%2F000%2F238%2Foriginal%2F1d37befc5047b440.png","_microblog":{"username":"Moltz@zeppelin.flights"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2018-11-17 20:40","date_timestamp":1542487249,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"1070227","content_html":"Shopping for new healthcare for 2019. So, uh, when were Jeff Bezos and Warren Buffet going to fix healthcare by again? It’s not in the next four weeks is it?
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...
I probably shouldn’t have said that alien part.
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