{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Caitlinmonster","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Jargoonco@mastodon.online","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1567024","username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online","bio":"Design leader, speaker, introvert, non-linear thinker. Studying at the Futures Institute. Discworld obsessed.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":2,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png"},"items":[{"id":"89390526","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield/116499199337890330\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield</span><span class=\"invisible\">/116499199337890330</span></a></p><p>I went last night and these photos do more justice than anything I caputured. I didn’t even really try to be honest, more interested in just being there.</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F274%2F510%2F021%2F575%2F393%2Foriginal%2F4c760c716c3de86a.jpg\">\n<p>More pictures of Beltane, this time from excellent local photographer Tom Duffin. Better, frankly, than those in the Evening News...</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/tags/Edinburgh\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Edinburgh</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/tags/Beltane\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Beltane</span></a></p>\n<p><a href=\"https://tomduffin.substack.com/p/beltane-fire-festival-744\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">tomduffin.substack.com/p/belta</span><span class=\"invisible\">ne-fire-festival-744</span></a></p>\n<footer>patrickhadfield@mastodon.scot <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield/116499199337890330\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield/116499199337890330</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116499993979916402","date_published":"2026-05-01T15:20:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 15:20","date_timestamp":1777648833,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89390422","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>patrickhadfield</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@andrewducker\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>andrewducker</span></a></span> I went last night and had the same “they must be so cold!” thoughts. It was lovely though.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116499989134887189","date_published":"2026-05-01T15:19:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 15:19","date_timestamp":1777648760,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89370003","content_html":"<p>Breakfast of champions</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F498%2F393%2F184%2F848%2F803%2Foriginal%2Ff98ba136fac2335a.jpeg\" alt=\"Slice of chocolate cake on a blue and white plate. \" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116498393551244823","date_published":"2026-05-01T08:33:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 08:33","date_timestamp":1777624413,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89369025","content_html":"<p>Happy May Day! How is 2026 1/3 over already?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116498289083056779","date_published":"2026-05-01T08:06:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 08:06","date_timestamp":1777622819,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89327237","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@patrickhadfield\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>patrickhadfield</span></a></span> Spring here is a revelation. The light coming through the new leaves is my favourite.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116494730189644743","date_published":"2026-04-30T17:01:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 17:01","date_timestamp":1777568514,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89325776","content_html":"<p>Today, I made “goth lasagna” for <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@jeffwatkins\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jeffwatkins</span></a></span> because I refuse to celebrate his dreams (That is what his writing group calls chocolate cake and secretly I do support his dream of being a writer).</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116494659504513743","date_published":"2026-04-30T16:43:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 16:43","date_timestamp":1777567436,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89325710","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@Cykelero\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Cykelero</span></a></span> I do come back to balance more now that I have more tools as an adult but yeah, it is a ride!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116494651945182506","date_published":"2026-04-30T16:42:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 16:42","date_timestamp":1777567320,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89309705","content_html":"<p>Me yesterday: I am brave and can do anything<br>Me today: &lt;full body anxiety panic&gt;</p><p>Cool, cool, cool, bodies are such mercurial things.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116493663227504907","date_published":"2026-04-30T12:30:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 12:30","date_timestamp":1777552234,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89303224","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://typo.social/@Luke\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Luke</span></a></span> I updated my blog to different colours for this very reason… despite picking those colours before Claude.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116493145242943567","date_published":"2026-04-30T10:18:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 10:18","date_timestamp":1777544330,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89296668","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://soc.mod-12.com/@griotspeak\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>griotspeak</span></a></span> Would it help to find other humans who feel the same way? I went to the last event from here and it was affirming to at least know we are not alone in similar feels: <a href=\"https://jointhewalkout.com/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"\">jointhewalkout.com/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116492447537300217","date_published":"2026-04-30T07:21:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 07:21","date_timestamp":1777533684,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89296398","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@jackbrewster\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jackbrewster</span></a></span> I love that you live a life where summer vacation is a thing.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116492424019823210","date_published":"2026-04-30T07:15:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 07:15","date_timestamp":1777533325,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89296354","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@hedders\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hedders</span></a></span> How do you get anything done? Or have you just admitted time bankruptcy because it is impossible to look away?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116492419776446887","date_published":"2026-04-30T07:14:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 07:14","date_timestamp":1777533260,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89293089","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@dankeen\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>dankeen</span></a></span> According to our solicitors it used to be much easier. In October multiple agencies said we were both a slam dunk and now they just say they are finding out how it all works from scratch. If you have time, there are things you can start doing now, like documenting successes or do mentorship and presentations. I was always so frazzled at work I did not do as much outside as I could have, and regretted that for my application.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116492053830459326","date_published":"2026-04-30T05:41:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-30 05:41","date_timestamp":1777527676,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89263763","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@Cykelero\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Cykelero</span></a></span> I still feel maybe adding Wizard at the end might improve it…</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116489524159110063","date_published":"2026-04-29T18:57:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 18:57","date_timestamp":1777489077,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89250478","content_html":"<p>A tiny blog ruminating on if we stay in Scotland or move to The Netherlands <a href=\"https://www.caitlinsteele.com/hold-it-hold/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span>caitlinsteele.com/hold-it-hold/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116488746279522066","date_published":"2026-04-29T15:40:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 15:40","date_timestamp":1777477207,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89223927","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@hedders\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hedders</span></a></span> Is anyone OK in 2026? If doing silly things like this bring you joy, do it. Normal is highly overrated.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116486717254827736","date_published":"2026-04-29T07:04:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 07:04","date_timestamp":1777446247,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89223830","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.coffee/@xinit\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>xinit</span></a></span> I’m enjoying book 6. Such a fun series.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116486702575567947","date_published":"2026-04-29T07:00:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 07:00","date_timestamp":1777446023,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89163879","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://macaw.social/@sommer\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sommer</span></a></span> Congratulations! I hope it proves the perfect home for you.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116482161315542854","date_published":"2026-04-28T11:45:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 11:45","date_timestamp":1777376729,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89151034","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@jackbrewster\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jackbrewster</span></a></span> <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://social.coop/@hollie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hollie</span></a></span> I love my Kobo for what it is worth.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116480976127576587","date_published":"2026-04-28T06:44:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 06:44","date_timestamp":1777358644,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89117511","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@hedders\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hedders</span></a></span> I love it, such a sweet name</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116478042590637166","date_published":"2026-04-27T18:18:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 18:18","date_timestamp":1777313882,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89114792","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@hedders\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hedders</span></a></span> Oh they own us, for sure… does she have a name?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116477894716474641","date_published":"2026-04-27T17:40:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 17:40","date_timestamp":1777311625,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89114508","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mas.to/@hedders\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>hedders</span></a></span> Is that even legal to own?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116477871571681967","date_published":"2026-04-27T17:34:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 17:34","date_timestamp":1777311272,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89114412","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@harrymccracken\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>harrymccracken</span></a></span> “Tell me you are founder who doesn’t know how to lead or manage people without telling me you are a founder who doesn’t know how to lead or manage people.”</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116477865876637853","date_published":"2026-04-27T17:33:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 17:33","date_timestamp":1777311185,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89079616","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@amcvittie\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>amcvittie</span></a></span> 100%</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116475101260627201","date_published":"2026-04-27T05:50:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 05:50","date_timestamp":1777269001,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89079213","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://masto.alancfrancis.com/@acf\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>acf</span></a></span> Oh the irony of us trying to stay here in Scotland but being unable to stay because UK immigration rules making it too hard…</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116475041930029595","date_published":"2026-04-27T05:34:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 05:34","date_timestamp":1777268095,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89052620","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@emseeitch/116472034967719018\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.scot/@emseeitch/11647</span><span class=\"invisible\">2034967719018</span></a></p><p>Gross</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"emseeitch@mastodon.scot\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.mastodon.scot%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F308%2F068%2F082%2F396%2F441%2Foriginal%2Fe6a0493447cfdae1.jpg\">\n<p>FYI fellow artists! Moleskine proudly used AI to make cover designs and/or promote their products.</p>\n<p>Truly disrespectful behaviour from a company that sells creative tools to real artists.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://cjleo.com/blog/moleskine-ai-lord-of-the-rings-collection-can-only-mock/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">cjleo.com/blog/moleskine-ai-lo</span><span class=\"invisible\">rd-of-the-rings-collection-can-only-mock/</span></a></p>\n<p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/tags/Moleskine\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>Moleskine</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/tags/artistsofmastodon\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>artistsofmastodon</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/tags/stationery\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>stationery</span></a> <a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/tags/AIslop\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>AIslop</span></a></p>\n<footer>emseeitch@mastodon.scot <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.scot/@emseeitch/116472034967719018\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.scot/@emseeitch/116472034967719018</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116472342253786436","date_published":"2026-04-26T18:08:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 18:08","date_timestamp":1777226902,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89015268","content_html":"<p>Sleep is magic</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116469767432951855","date_published":"2026-04-26T07:13:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 07:13","date_timestamp":1777187613,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89014909","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://typo.social/@Luke\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Luke</span></a></span> I have no idea what could causes rises in cortisol in this world we live in…</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116469706562555130","date_published":"2026-04-26T06:58:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 06:58","date_timestamp":1777186684,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89014600","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@Brilliantcrank\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>Brilliantcrank</span></a></span> love!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116469656331031273","date_published":"2026-04-26T06:45:18+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-26 06:45","date_timestamp":1777185918,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"89003035","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@twostraws\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>twostraws</span></a></span> Interesting!</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116467653455860546","date_published":"2026-04-25T22:15:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 22:15","date_timestamp":1777155356,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88990183","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@twostraws\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>twostraws</span></a></span> Is it really mint flavour?</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116466191742969236","date_published":"2026-04-25T16:04:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 16:04","date_timestamp":1777133052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88924686","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://curmudgeon.cafe/@fahrni\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>fahrni</span></a></span> Thank you for respecting that marginalized community with your apology. They have enough issues with Wonka taking out their union and replacing them with robots.</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116459768028518457","date_published":"2026-04-24T12:50:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 12:50","date_timestamp":1777035034,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88923124","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://curmudgeon.cafe/@fahrni\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>fahrni</span></a></span> That is offensive, speaking about Oompa Loompa that way… (and you are 100% right)</p>","url":"https://mastodon.online/users/Jargoonco/statuses/116459671511080232","date_published":"2026-04-24T12:26:01+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 12:26","date_timestamp":1777033561,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88863057","content_html":"<p>Re: Dungeon Crawler Carl: The audio production for the books is actually pretty fun. Who knew I could get so attached to a former Coast Guard dude who blows shit up and his drama queen Himalayan cat? Princess Posse for sure!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116454869925974430","date_published":"2026-04-23T16:04:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-23 16:04","date_timestamp":1776960295,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88842537","content_html":"<p>I have a business plan! If we move to NL I need to start a business so getting all my ducks in a row. It will be weird to monetise what I have been paid for, advocating for myself outside of a corporate structure. But it gives me the flexibility to work with clients who are looking to create and exchange value vs only extracting it.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116453511163210782","date_published":"2026-04-23T10:19:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-23 10:19","date_timestamp":1776939562,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88759771","content_html":"<p>In three days I will be 2500 days sober. Every single day I wake up SO excited for coffee.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116447035945485231","date_published":"2026-04-22T06:52:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 06:52","date_timestamp":1776840758,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88581181","content_html":"<p>I miss living right be a really good salad bar. Whole Foods, pre Amazon acquisition and pre COVID, was an all purpose meal spot for me. I don’t recall it being cheap but it wasn’t bank breaking. And it made eating vegetables and roasted chicken so easy.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116432283361645816","date_published":"2026-04-19T16:20:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-19 16:20","date_timestamp":1776615651,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88560414","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/116428622566853998\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">tech.lgbt/@Natasha_Jay/1164286</span><span class=\"invisible\">22566853998</span></a></p><p>Pancreatic cancer took my father. I am so hopefully this progress will save others.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116430352000053860","date_published":"2026-04-19T08:09:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-19 08:09","date_timestamp":1776586181,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88557509","content_html":"<p>Finished my first year of grad school! Celebrating with the obligatory end of semester cold.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116429973214925401","date_published":"2026-04-19T06:33:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-19 06:33","date_timestamp":1776580401,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88467112","content_html":"<p>Caitlin, what completely normal things are you doing on Saturday? Well, I am eating pancakes then going to the opening of John Bayne’s grave in Greyfriars Kirkyard. The ledger stone needs to be repaired, so they are lifting it. Unknown what will or will not be seen below!</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116421556042958735","date_published":"2026-04-17T18:52:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 18:52","date_timestamp":1776451965,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87957227","content_html":"<p>A friend died this week, suddenly. I landed in Spain a day after it happened, hours from where it happened. I wasn’t going to see her this trip, but had been messaging out how she loved Spain. Now her husband and child have to panic relocate back to California… <a href=\"https://gofund.me/d4301ed3c\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span>gofund.me/d4301ed3c</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116378518326574966","date_published":"2026-04-10T04:27:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-10 04:27","date_timestamp":1775795262,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87777478","content_html":"<p>Having the kind of day where we unexpectedly had to put one of the cats down… totally blindsided. RIP Felicia, queen of the carnivorous space goats and the sweetest cat of all time.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F116%2F364%2F407%2F625%2F125%2F894%2Foriginal%2F19fb5d216c48e83c.jpeg\" alt=\"A black cat on a wood chair at a table.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116364407904447879","date_published":"2026-04-07T16:39:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 16:39","date_timestamp":1775579954,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87515156","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://dice.camp/@artemis/116331191511495614\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">dice.camp/@artemis/11633119151</span><span class=\"invisible\">1495614</span></a></p><p>It me.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116339407633526754","date_published":"2026-04-03T06:41:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 06:41","date_timestamp":1775198480,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87461099","content_html":"<p>I remember when tech companies treated employees and customers like humans, when they were big business adjacent… when they created and exchanged value vs just extracting it.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116335070795774952","date_published":"2026-04-02T12:18:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-02 12:18","date_timestamp":1775132305,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86883194","content_html":"<p>On Thursday I am going to an event that STARTS at 8 pm. I may die.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116286019669401775","date_published":"2026-03-24T20:24:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-24 20:24","date_timestamp":1774383845,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86800564","content_html":"<p>If I learned one thing from video games is that real heroes run inane errands for people who seem capable but say they can’t do these tasks themselves.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116279714672580627","date_published":"2026-03-23T17:40:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 17:40","date_timestamp":1774287638,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86150435","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/116216357692725093\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">hachyderm.io/@samhenrigold/116</span><span class=\"invisible\">216357692725093</span></a></p><p>I was the she/her version of this in 1989. Though my dad bought me Photoshop.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116223757769958750","date_published":"2026-03-13T20:30:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 20:30","date_timestamp":1773433803,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85751841","content_html":"<p>It feels fitting that International Women’s Day in the US in 2026 is one hour shorter than every other day of the year.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116192473021196416","date_published":"2026-03-08T07:53:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-08 07:53","date_timestamp":1772956436,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85692979","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/116171329926722821\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/11</span><span class=\"invisible\">6171329926722821</span></a></p><p>This is why I am a stellar designer or developer and a shit show in management. I mean, I can do the job and well but it destroys my well being. Jobs where I can spend long periods in flow are great, roles where I am constantly randomize fray me to the point of burnout.</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"GurgelSegrillo@mastodon.ie\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fmastodonie%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F555%2F530%2F130%2F649%2Foriginal%2F04918eb0024ea4e7.png\">New study highlights the day-to-day importance of autistic flowWork by Daniella Wain and colleagues details a non-pathologising view of flow states in autistic individuals, and how they maintain wellbeing\n\nhttps://www.bps.org.uk/research-digest/new-study-highlights-day-day-importance-autistic-flow\n\n#ActuallyAutistic #autism #asd #autistic #autisticHealth #weebeing #flow<footer>GurgelSegrillo@mastodon.ie <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/116171329926722821\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/116171329926722821</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116186744626688689","date_published":"2026-03-07T07:37:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-07 07:37","date_timestamp":1772869028,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85580631","content_html":"<p>I’m entertaining having a small nervous breakdown, for a treat. I need a candy dish of Xanax on my desk the way this week is going.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco/116178077618882473","date_published":"2026-03-05T18:53:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Caitlinmonster","url":"https://mastodon.online/@Jargoonco","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Ffiles.mastodon.online%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F110%2F095%2F592%2F134%2F764%2F153%2Foriginal%2F550936460c3aecdb.png","_microblog":{"username":"Jargoonco@mastodon.online"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-05 18:53","date_timestamp":1772736780,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}