{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Christa ","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/ExtralocalYokel","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1826813","username":"ExtralocalYokel","bio":"my species-bein’ all alien and estrange ","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":139,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2025/38/1826813.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"88503352","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Fw154%2F3RO3jbCKEey2T9bYFkYt9xpwen9.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Watched: <a href=\"https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/10322\">Being There</a> 🍿</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/18/watched-being-there.html","date_published":"2026-04-18T08:38:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 08:38","date_timestamp":1776501537,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116424804970935461"]}},{"id":"88503233","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joshuapsteele\">@joshuapsteele</a> oops i accidentally replied by email the first time</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88503233","date_published":"2026-04-18T08:34:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 02:05","date_timestamp":1776477907,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88386690","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/birming\">@birming</a> that is adorable!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88386690","date_published":"2026-04-16T16:33:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 16:33","date_timestamp":1776357188,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88386444","content_html":"<p>An Appeal from Jailhouse Lawyers Speak: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/16/an-appeal-from-jailhouse-lawyers.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/16/an-appeal-from-jailhouse-lawyers.html","date_published":"2026-04-16T16:27:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 16:27","date_timestamp":1776356864,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116415329976767082"]}},{"id":"88271712","content_html":"<p>this was posted in 2022. thousands of us are dead now who could’ve lived. some of us are still hanging on by the barest of threads.</p>\n<p>every choice you make (incl inaction) will affect generations to come.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://navigatingthestorm.blogspot.com/2022/01/some-thoughts-on-what-can-be-done-to.html?m=1\">Some Thoughts on What Can Be Done to withstand the Neo-Confederate/Neo-Fascist Conquest of Power</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/14/this-was-posted-in-thousands.html","date_published":"2026-04-15T01:19:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 01:19","date_timestamp":1776215989,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116406092495575200"]}},{"id":"88110995","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F2999403360.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person with a mesmerized look on their face is in the background with overlaid text: me staring at the wife from everybody loves raymond, who just stood on her hind legs and said my full legal name, my birth date, and “June 29th, 2046” then went back to normal \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/12/115706.html","date_published":"2026-04-12T16:57:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 16:57","date_timestamp":1776013026,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116392798238730464"]}},{"id":"88078651","content_html":"<p>i got retweeted by carlos the jackal on my birthday</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/11/i-got-retweeted-by-carlos.html","date_published":"2026-04-12T01:17:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 01:17","date_timestamp":1775956642,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116389095054334712"]}},{"id":"88055625","content_html":"<p>tito likes to play with the neighbor cat, jill, through the window</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fd4dc21cd2d.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cat is playfully bending on a windowsill inside a house, looking through the slightly open window at another cat, who is poking her paw through from the outside. \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/11/tito-likes-to-play-with.html","date_published":"2026-04-11T16:31:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-11 16:31","date_timestamp":1775925065,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116387032433601497"]}},{"id":"88001336","content_html":"<p>Pineapple at 2.5 years old, on the Lochsa River, Clearwater National Forest, Idaho. 2015.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fafa36ecea7.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"517\" alt=\"A dog wearing a collar gazes upward while standing by a rocky, flowing river with a forested mountain backdrop.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/10/pineapple-at-years-old-on.html","date_published":"2026-04-10T19:16:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-10 19:16","date_timestamp":1775848580,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116382019546415936"]}},{"id":"87890786","content_html":"<p>electoral campaigns waste our dwindling financial resources that we need for building toward dual power: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/09/electoral-campaigns-waste-our-dwindling.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/09/electoral-campaigns-waste-our-dwindling.html","date_published":"2026-04-09T06:48:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-09 06:48","date_timestamp":1775717293,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116373415221992660"]}},{"id":"87744142","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Ffda9fca7a7.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A bearded man wearing a badger taxidermy hat make a “oooooh” face under the aurora borealis. text: How it feels to boof a York Peppermint Patty\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/06/231010.html","date_published":"2026-04-07T05:10:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 05:10","date_timestamp":1775538610,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116361698933547568"]}},{"id":"87357170","content_html":"<p>today a nurse with the Dept of Veterans Affairs told me that when a patient’s trust is broken, she understood that it will take time for me “to relearn trust.”</p>\n<p>i should not have had to explain to this so-called professional how the fuck trust works.</p>\n<p>but here we are.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/31/today-a-nurse-with-the.html","date_published":"2026-03-31T23:21:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-31 23:21","date_timestamp":1774999306,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116326354676546570"]}},{"id":"87254804","content_html":"<p>THE ANTI-HOA</p>\n<p>neighbor’s yard overgrown?\nfind out why and help them out.</p>\n<p>neighbor’s house in disrepair?\nhelp them fix it.</p>\n<p>trash on the ground?\ndog shit on the ground?\npick it up.</p>\n<p>tweaking ass neighbors?\ntalk to them. help them out. incentivize respect.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/30/the-antihoa-neighbors-yard-overgrown.html","date_published":"2026-03-30T14:43:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-30 14:43","date_timestamp":1774881805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116318654300977723"]}},{"id":"87082819","content_html":"<p>The Dept of Veterans Affairs is actively murdering me: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/27/the-dept-of-veterans-affairs.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/27/the-dept-of-veterans-affairs.html","date_published":"2026-03-27T15:53:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 15:53","date_timestamp":1774626830,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116301944710538527"]}},{"id":"87008136","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F43f85ea265.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A Proton logo is placed in a purple circle on a speckled black background with text above and below stating, Please allow me to protect your privacy and I am normal and can be trusted with your IP address and payment information.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/26/092417.html","date_published":"2026-03-26T15:24:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 15:24","date_timestamp":1774538657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116296169649184938"]}},{"id":"86998620","content_html":"<p>the FBI has a stronger grasp of Marxist-Leninist theory than you do.</p>\n<p>the CIA knows you better than you know yourself.</p>\n<p>your local human traffickers are more acutely aware of this than any American “communist” is.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/26/the-fbi-has-a-stronger.html","date_published":"2026-03-26T12:25:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 12:25","date_timestamp":1774527943,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116295463590769307"]}},{"id":"86940120","content_html":"<p>join us in mending the social fabric with abolitionist praxis: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/25/join-us-in-mending-the.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/25/join-us-in-mending-the.html","date_published":"2026-03-25T16:22:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 16:22","date_timestamp":1774455765,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116290733672697899"]}},{"id":"86859637","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F1924388400.png\" width=\"423\" height=\"600\" alt=\"meme. &amp;10;&amp;10;Lego patient to Lego doctor: doc, i think there’s something wrong with my heart.&amp;10;&amp;10;Lego doctor: are you experiencing a lot of stress? &amp;10;&amp;10;Lego patient: yes, i - &amp;10;&amp;10;Lego doctor: ok well, you need to stop that, it’s bad for your heart.&amp;10;&amp;10;Lego doctor: here’s your bill.&amp;10;*hands patient a bill for $1,066.58*&amp;10;\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/24/083125.html","date_published":"2026-03-24T14:31:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-24 14:31","date_timestamp":1774362685,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116284633382607033"]}},{"id":"86823537","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-webber-amputee-cornhole-player-accused-murder\">4x amputee cornhole pro accused of murder</a></p>\n<p>ACL Commissioner:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>That’s one of the great things about our sport, how accessible it is, and how we like to say anyone can play, anyone can win, because if you want to put your mind to it, you want to put the time into practice, you can become competitive</p>\n</blockquote>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/23/x-amputee-cornhole-pro-accused.html","date_published":"2026-03-23T23:35:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 23:35","date_timestamp":1774308915,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116281110696256125"]}},{"id":"86814588","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> i remembered garbage day today but i was still 3 hours late. fortunately for me, they had not yet made their way to my street. what makes this achievement even more remarkable is that every last bit of garbage is now gone - no more boxes and packing materials from moving🎖️</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86814588","date_published":"2026-03-23T21:03:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 21:03","date_timestamp":1774299805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86813868","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ichris@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ichris</a></span><br>\ni fully intended to pay up but then i opened the temu app and it said i could get a $600 gift if i buy 2 items then one thing led to another and i’m like, ya know, i’m really not scared of his fuzzy li’l goon, and if i order this yurt, i can pay him later in temu credits…</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86813868","date_published":"2026-03-23T20:54:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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20:04","date_timestamp":1774296296,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86800099","content_html":"<p>me holding my chud sandwich made with nutty oat bread, peanut butter, bacon, egg, and peach preserves</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F905576aab6.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"521\" alt=\"A hand holds a grilled sandwich filled with eggs, bacon, peanut butter, and peach preserves \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/23/me-holding-my-chud-sandwich.html","date_published":"2026-03-23T17:32:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 17:32","date_timestamp":1774287155,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116279844406503012"]}},{"id":"86792974","content_html":"<p>royale with cheese</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F5748455e25.jpg\" width=\"300\" height=\"600\" alt=\"Apple Translate app displays the French term croque monsieur translated to Croque monsieur in English (US).\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/23/royale-with-cheese.html","date_published":"2026-03-23T15:47:38+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/23/halp-im-bein-kneecapped.html","date_published":"2026-03-23T15:18:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 15:18","date_timestamp":1774279114,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116279327752657875"]}},{"id":"86738357","content_html":"<p>touching grass with the kids: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/22/a-walk-with-the-neighbors.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/22/a-walk-with-the-neighbors.html","date_published":"2026-03-22T18:45:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-22 18:45","date_timestamp":1774205123,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116274400575550359"]}},{"id":"86717546","content_html":"<p>neighborhood cat watchers say they are certain he is a stray.</p>\n<p>now he isn’t.</p>\n<p>say g’morning to Tito.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F68784ca01f.jpg\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A kitten with orange and white fur is stretched out on a couch, reaching its paws forward.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/22/neighborhood-cat-watchers-say-they.html","date_published":"2026-03-22T10:44:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-22 10:44","date_timestamp":1774176264,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116272424316517252"]}},{"id":"86693910","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fc2d00c309d.jpg\" width=\"427\" height=\"600\" alt=\"meme. yeonmi park in podcast studio. text: In America, some ppl don't pick up their dog's poop, and no one else will pick it up lest it encourage the inconsiderate behavior, and some communities maintain databases of dog DNA and willDNA test poop at great expense but no one will just pick up the dog shit\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/21/161233.html","date_published":"2026-03-21T22:12:33+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-21 22:12","date_timestamp":1774131153,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116269465642616887"]}},{"id":"86609328","content_html":"<p>“i suspect there’s a babby in this room”</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F6126535eae.jpg\" width=\"495\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A small dog is sitting at the end of a hallway in front of a closed door.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/20/i-suspect-theres-a-babby.html","date_published":"2026-03-20T15:00:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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alt=\"A curious orange and white kitten is reaching over a yellow cushion. \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/20/a-kitten-found-me-yesterday.html","date_published":"2026-03-20T13:39:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 13:39","date_timestamp":1774013990,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116261783135860947"]}},{"id":"86468432","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a><br>\nnever forget<br>\n🫡 🗑️</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86468432","date_published":"2026-03-18T16:24:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 16:24","date_timestamp":1773851048,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86332330","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a></p>\n<p>me but with garbage day</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86332330","date_published":"2026-03-16T19:21:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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20:43","date_timestamp":1773520996,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86205541","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\">@MitchWagner</a> no, it’s very intentionally not a thing because it prevents chronic drinkers from getting “wet brain”</p>\n<p>fortifying alcoholic bevs with thiamine is seen as as “controversial” because of the so-called “ethical issue” of “encouraging alcoholism”</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86205541","date_published":"2026-03-14T18:00:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-14 18:00","date_timestamp":1773511205,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86126479","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\">@MitchWagner</a></p>\n<p>hear me out: consider THIAMINE instead</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86126479","date_published":"2026-03-13T14:57:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 14:57","date_timestamp":1773413824,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86121988","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/kaa\">@kaa</a> it’s beautiful!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86121988","date_published":"2026-03-13T13:20:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 13:20","date_timestamp":1773408052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85281347","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bloftin2\">@bloftin2</a></p>\n<p>yep!</p>\n<p>capitalism cannot survive without the support of a social order based in exploitation.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/85281347","date_published":"2026-03-01T16:34:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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23:00","date_timestamp":1772233226,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85177910","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bloftin2\">@bloftin2</a> did he like it?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/85177910","date_published":"2026-02-27T22:42:23+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-27 22:42","date_timestamp":1772232143,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84851976","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> his name is Mike Duheme (commissioner of RCMP) and i know his name, not bc of “celebrity worship,” but because of my abolitionist studies</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/84851976","date_published":"2026-02-23T14:09:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 14:09","date_timestamp":1771855799,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"84724822","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ffmike\">@ffmike</a> these guys are barely a block away, but i do have a very vocal rooster living just 2 houses down the block lol</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/84724822","date_published":"2026-02-21T11:56:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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lol</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/83558927","date_published":"2026-02-04T13:08:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-04 13:08","date_timestamp":1770210523,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"83360300","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\">@MitchWagner</a> yeah but i needed cigarettes (and a walk)</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/83360300","date_published":"2026-02-01T18:31:27+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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