{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Christa ","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/ExtralocalYokel","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1826813","username":"ExtralocalYokel","bio":"my species-bein’ all alien and estrange ","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":140,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://avatars.micro.blog/avatars/2025/38/1826813.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"90383143","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/erin@mastodon.kvuzet.net\" class=\"u-url mention\">@erin</a></span><br>\ni’ve been thinking a lot about that too. i was on the exec committee for a new one. i lasted a year. at a certain point it’s clear that i won’t make any difference, it’d change me instead. so now i focus my efforts on those of us who always seem to get left behind lol</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/90383143","date_published":"2026-05-18T01:09:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 01:09","date_timestamp":1779066565,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"90382298","content_html":"<p>i’ve been preoccupied with an idea for 4 years and i think its about ready to go. part of it involves the creation of an online community that is intentional in its aim toward countering neoliberal social rot. it’s scary. i don’t think it’ll work. but if i stop trying, it means this is how it is.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/05/17/ive-been-preoccupied-with-an.html","date_published":"2026-05-18T00:43:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 00:43","date_timestamp":1779064995,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89918059","content_html":"<p>halo Biskit ☀️\nhalo Biskit 😻\nBiskit Biskit boo 🥰</p>\n<p>i brought her inside about 3 weeks ago, not realizing that it’s nearly impossible to get a vet appt in this town. i’m buying a car this week, then i can drive to another town to see a vet.</p>\n<p>this morning is the first time i have ever seen her play.</p>\n<div class=\"microblog_collection\">\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Ff319544412.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A tortoiseshell calico cat sits on a carpeted floor near a purple cat tree.\" loading=\"lazy\"><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F47bf93e465.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A tortoiseshell calico kitten sits on carpet near pastel-colored cat furniture.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n</div>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/05/11/halo-biskit-halo-biskit-biskit.html","date_published":"2026-05-11T11:06:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 11:06","date_timestamp":1778497579,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116555618403690268"]}},{"id":"89275206","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/Uair@autistics.life\" class=\"u-url mention\">@Uair</a></span><br>\ni don’t know - but i had no idea that i didn’t know until i saw your question. i don’t like the delta 9 stuff either but i do like the THC drinks that cost $3 at the convenience store (as opposed to the ones that cost $10 at the dispensary).  my fave  of all is CBG flower, which is regular hemp bud (very low THC) that has a higher percentage of CBG. it’s really good, but hard to find.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/89275206","date_published":"2026-04-29T21:59:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/28/i-guess-i-slept-through.html","date_published":"2026-04-28T12:13:32+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-28 12:13","date_timestamp":1777378412,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116482273040919497"]}},{"id":"88968636","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/sofiav@mastodon.online\" class=\"u-url mention\">@sofiav</a></span><br>\n<a href=\"https://micro.blog/jkratz\">@jkratz</a></p>\n<p>yes! thank you, that was it! i could have swore i checked there - i mean, i did check there, but i<br>\ndidn’t CHECK check there. and i’m pretty sure that same absent minded state is responsible for it having happened in the first place.</p>\n<p>thanks guys</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88968636","date_published":"2026-04-25T02:19:03+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 02:19","date_timestamp":1777083543,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88966743","content_html":"<p>halp!! my iphone colors suddenly turned inside out yesterday and there’s nothing i can find in settings to explain why.</p>\n<p>i took a screenshot to show what it looks like but the screenshot looks different than the screen. it’s the opposite. this is causing me problems.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F6e7dd9be1c.png\" width=\"276\" height=\"600\" alt=\"\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/24/halp-my-iphone-colors-suddenly.html","date_published":"2026-04-25T01:04:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-25 01:04","date_timestamp":1777079076,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116462661137311361"]}},{"id":"88730360","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jkratz\">@jkratz</a> i also gave it a try, but it was too much to adapt to - on mobile, i could not get my hands accustomed to the differences and it was just in my way. and on my laptop, one day it asked for some security key that i knew i did not have so that was that.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88730360","date_published":"2026-04-21T19:44:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 19:44","date_timestamp":1776800674,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88729055","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jkratz\">@jkratz</a></p>\n<p>it did happen here and the rapidly accelerating decay of the social fabric means that the impact is felt more severely. as thoughtfully as this space was designed to prevent this type of thing, when it somehow happens anyway, it’s hidden from everyone else.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88729055","date_published":"2026-04-21T19:25:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 19:25","date_timestamp":1776799524,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88720621","content_html":"<p>i’m at my breaking point, honestly. there is no way to just be and connect with anyone - and real life ppl are terrifying, too. the internet used to be the one place where i could just be and ppl actually liked me. shit ain’t like that anymore. society says harden or die. i’ll do neither.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/21/im-at-my-breaking-point.html","date_published":"2026-04-21T17:16:21+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 17:16","date_timestamp":1776791781,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116443826791415299"]}},{"id":"88718624","content_html":"<p>On medical ideology and the production of docile doctors: The politics of care in an age of authoritarianism: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/21/on-medical-ideology-and-the.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/21/on-medical-ideology-and-the.html","date_published":"2026-04-21T16:50:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 16:50","date_timestamp":1776790228,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116443735762350314"]}},{"id":"88699626","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/cykonot@mas.to\" class=\"u-url mention\">@cykonot</a></span>  the latest model year vehicle i’ve ever owned was a 2001, i think. so i haven’t seen all the ridiculous new tech features. but i wish it was possible to not have power windows. they’ve been a problem in every car i’ve owned since 1994. let me crank ‘em.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88699626","date_published":"2026-04-21T11:48:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-21 11:48","date_timestamp":1776772123,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88649210","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ArnoldHoogerwerf\">@ArnoldHoogerwerf</a> oh, neato! i was just telling one of my friends about a project i found online for building a little “hotel” for solitary pollinators (similar to your photo) - before seeing that project, i was not aware that were solitary bees.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88649210","date_published":"2026-04-20T17:30:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 17:30","date_timestamp":1776706243,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88647776","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jimmitchell@indieweb.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@jimmitchell</a></span></p>\n<p>what does it mean?</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88647776","date_published":"2026-04-20T17:13:30+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 17:13","date_timestamp":1776705210,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88647791","content_html":"<p>best drivers license pic ever <img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/50/https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/uploads/2026/900d5987f9.jpg\" width=\"20\" height=\"20\" class=\"mini_thumbnail\" alt=\"A driver's license from Wisconsin featuring a person with glasses and braided hair.\"> : <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/20/best-drivers-license-pic-ever.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/20/best-drivers-license-pic-ever.html","date_published":"2026-04-20T17:11:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 17:11","date_timestamp":1776705074,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116438153956902215"]}},{"id":"88620298","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jkratz\">@jkratz</a> my twitter/grok sub just expired last week - grok was a lot of fun for a year.</p>\n<p>i’m thinking of paying for a pro account with you.com because it’s so much easier to mess around with a bunch of different models and it even has a custom agent that helps with making custom agents lol</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88620298","date_published":"2026-04-20T08:27:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 08:27","date_timestamp":1776673620,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88503352","content_html":"<img src=\"https://micro.blog/photos/100x/https%3A%2F%2Fimage.tmdb.org%2Ft%2Fp%2Fw154%2F3RO3jbCKEey2T9bYFkYt9xpwen9.jpg\" class=\"mini_cover\"><p>Watched: <a href=\"https://www.themoviedb.org/movie/10322\">Being There</a> 🍿</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/18/watched-being-there.html","date_published":"2026-04-18T08:38:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 08:38","date_timestamp":1776501537,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116424804970935461"]}},{"id":"88503233","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/joshuapsteele\">@joshuapsteele</a> oops i accidentally replied by email the first time</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88503233","date_published":"2026-04-18T08:34:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 08:34","date_timestamp":1776501268,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88491077","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/jkratz\">@jkratz</a>  i am very sorry to know you are struggling with such loss, and i hope you get all the space and support you need. i’m sorry you are hurting. i know that pain too. take care.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88491077","date_published":"2026-04-18T02:05:07+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-18 02:05","date_timestamp":1776477907,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88386690","content_html":"<p>@birming that is adorable!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/88386690","date_published":"2026-04-16T16:33:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 16:33","date_timestamp":1776357188,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"88386444","content_html":"<p>An Appeal from Jailhouse Lawyers Speak: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/16/an-appeal-from-jailhouse-lawyers.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/16/an-appeal-from-jailhouse-lawyers.html","date_published":"2026-04-16T16:27:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-16 16:27","date_timestamp":1776356864,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116415329976767082"]}},{"id":"88271712","content_html":"<p>this was posted in 2022. thousands of us are dead now who could’ve lived. some of us are still hanging on by the barest of threads.</p>\n<p>every choice you make (incl inaction) will affect generations to come.</p>\n<p><a href=\"https://navigatingthestorm.blogspot.com/2022/01/some-thoughts-on-what-can-be-done-to.html?m=1\">Some Thoughts on What Can Be Done to withstand the Neo-Confederate/Neo-Fascist Conquest of Power</a></p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/14/this-was-posted-in-thousands.html","date_published":"2026-04-15T01:19:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-15 01:19","date_timestamp":1776215989,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116406092495575200"]}},{"id":"88110995","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F2999403360.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A person with a mesmerized look on their face is in the background with overlaid text: me staring at the wife from everybody loves raymond, who just stood on her hind legs and said my full legal name, my birth date, and “June 29th, 2046” then went back to normal \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/12/115706.html","date_published":"2026-04-12T16:57:06+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 16:57","date_timestamp":1776013026,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116392798238730464"]}},{"id":"88078651","content_html":"<p>i got retweeted by carlos the jackal on my birthday</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/11/i-got-retweeted-by-carlos.html","date_published":"2026-04-12T01:17:22+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-12 01:17","date_timestamp":1775956642,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116389095054334712"]}},{"id":"88055625","content_html":"<p>tito likes to play with the neighbor cat, jill, through the window</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fd4dc21cd2d.jpg\" width=\"450\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A cat is playfully bending on a windowsill inside a house, looking through the slightly open window at another cat, who is poking her paw through from the outside. \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/11/tito-likes-to-play-with.html","date_published":"2026-04-11T16:31:05+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-11 16:31","date_timestamp":1775925065,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116387032433601497"]}},{"id":"88001336","content_html":"<p>Pineapple at 2.5 years old, on the Lochsa River, Clearwater National Forest, Idaho. 2015.</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Fafa36ecea7.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"517\" alt=\"A dog wearing a collar gazes upward while standing by a rocky, flowing river with a forested mountain backdrop.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/10/pineapple-at-years-old-on.html","date_published":"2026-04-10T19:16:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-10 19:16","date_timestamp":1775848580,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116382019546415936"]}},{"id":"87890786","content_html":"<p>electoral campaigns waste our dwindling financial resources that we need for building toward dual power: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/09/electoral-campaigns-waste-our-dwindling.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/09/electoral-campaigns-waste-our-dwindling.html","date_published":"2026-04-09T06:48:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-09 06:48","date_timestamp":1775717293,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116373415221992660"]}},{"id":"87744142","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2Ffda9fca7a7.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A bearded man wearing a badger taxidermy hat make a “oooooh” face under the aurora borealis. text: How it feels to boof a York Peppermint Patty\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/04/06/231010.html","date_published":"2026-04-07T05:10:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-07 05:10","date_timestamp":1775538610,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116361698933547568"]}},{"id":"87357170","content_html":"<p>today a nurse with the Dept of Veterans Affairs told me that when a patient’s trust is broken, she understood that it will take time for me “to relearn trust.”</p>\n<p>i should not have had to explain to this so-called professional how the fuck trust works.</p>\n<p>but here we are.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/31/today-a-nurse-with-the.html","date_published":"2026-03-31T23:21:46+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-31 23:21","date_timestamp":1774999306,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116326354676546570"]}},{"id":"87254804","content_html":"<p>THE ANTI-HOA</p>\n<p>neighbor’s yard overgrown?\nfind out why and help them out.</p>\n<p>neighbor’s house in disrepair?\nhelp them fix it.</p>\n<p>trash on the ground?\ndog shit on the ground?\npick it up.</p>\n<p>tweaking ass neighbors?\ntalk to them. help them out. incentivize respect.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/30/the-antihoa-neighbors-yard-overgrown.html","date_published":"2026-03-30T14:43:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-30 14:43","date_timestamp":1774881805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116318654300977723"]}},{"id":"87082819","content_html":"<p>The Dept of Veterans Affairs is actively murdering me: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/27/the-dept-of-veterans-affairs.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/27/the-dept-of-veterans-affairs.html","date_published":"2026-03-27T15:53:50+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 15:53","date_timestamp":1774626830,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116301944710538527"]}},{"id":"87008136","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F43f85ea265.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"600\" alt=\"A Proton logo is placed in a purple circle on a speckled black background with text above and below stating, Please allow me to protect your privacy and I am normal and can be trusted with your IP address and payment information.\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/26/092417.html","date_published":"2026-03-26T15:24:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 15:24","date_timestamp":1774538657,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116296169649184938"]}},{"id":"86998620","content_html":"<p>the FBI has a stronger grasp of Marxist-Leninist theory than you do.</p>\n<p>the CIA knows you better than you know yourself.</p>\n<p>your local human traffickers are more acutely aware of this than any American “communist” is.</p>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/26/the-fbi-has-a-stronger.html","date_published":"2026-03-26T12:25:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-26 12:25","date_timestamp":1774527943,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116295463590769307"]}},{"id":"86940120","content_html":"<p>join us in mending the social fabric with abolitionist praxis: <a href=\"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/25/join-us-in-mending-the.html\">extralocalyokel.micro.blog</a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/25/join-us-in-mending-the.html","date_published":"2026-03-25T16:22:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 16:22","date_timestamp":1774455765,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":true,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116290733672697899"]}},{"id":"86859637","content_html":"<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F1924388400.png\" width=\"423\" height=\"600\" alt=\"meme. &amp;10;&amp;10;Lego patient to Lego doctor: doc, i think there’s something wrong with my heart.&amp;10;&amp;10;Lego doctor: are you experiencing a lot of stress? &amp;10;&amp;10;Lego patient: yes, i - &amp;10;&amp;10;Lego doctor: ok well, you need to stop that, it’s bad for your heart.&amp;10;&amp;10;Lego doctor: here’s your bill.&amp;10;*hands patient a bill for $1,066.58*&amp;10;\" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/24/083125.html","date_published":"2026-03-24T14:31:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-24 14:31","date_timestamp":1774362685,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116284633382607033"]}},{"id":"86823537","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://www.fox5dc.com/news/dayton-webber-amputee-cornhole-player-accused-murder\">4x amputee cornhole pro accused of murder</a></p>\n<p>ACL Commissioner:</p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>That’s one of the great things about our sport, how accessible it is, and how we like to say anyone can play, anyone can win, because if you want to put your mind to it, you want to put the time into practice, you can become competitive</p>\n</blockquote>\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/23/x-amputee-cornhole-pro-accused.html","date_published":"2026-03-23T23:35:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 23:35","date_timestamp":1774308915,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116281110696256125"]}},{"id":"86814588","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a> i remembered garbage day today but i was still 3 hours late. fortunately for me, they had not yet made their way to my street. what makes this achievement even more remarkable is that every last bit of garbage is now gone - no more boxes and packing materials from moving🎖️</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86814588","date_published":"2026-03-23T21:03:25+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 21:03","date_timestamp":1774299805,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86813868","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/ichris@mastodon.social\" class=\"u-url mention\">@ichris</a></span><br>\ni fully intended to pay up but then i opened the temu app and it said i could get a $600 gift if i buy 2 items then one thing led to another and i’m like, ya know, i’m really not scared of his fuzzy li’l goon, and if i order this yurt, i can pay him later in temu credits…</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86813868","date_published":"2026-03-23T20:54:41+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 20:54","date_timestamp":1774299281,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86811510","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/technogeek75\">@technogeek75</a> i’ve actually spent the past 4 years studying this and concepts surrounding it</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86811510","date_published":"2026-03-23T20:04:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 20:04","date_timestamp":1774296296,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86800099","content_html":"<p>me holding my chud sandwich made with nutty oat bread, peanut butter, bacon, egg, and peach preserves</p>\n<img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fextralocalyokel.micro.blog%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F905576aab6.jpg\" width=\"600\" height=\"521\" alt=\"A hand holds a grilled sandwich filled with eggs, bacon, peanut butter, and peach preserves \" loading=\"lazy\">\n","summary":"","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/2026/03/23/me-holding-my-chud-sandwich.html","date_published":"2026-03-23T17:32:35+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 17:32","date_timestamp":1774287155,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://toots.matapacos.dog/@neuroinsurgent/116279844406503012"]}},{"id":"86468432","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a><br>\nnever forget<br>\n🫡 🗑️</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86468432","date_published":"2026-03-18T16:24:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 16:24","date_timestamp":1773851048,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86332330","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/iChris\">@iChris</a></p>\n<p>me but with garbage day</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86332330","date_published":"2026-03-16T19:21:34+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-16 19:21","date_timestamp":1773688894,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86212936","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\">@MitchWagner</a> and another good reason to be annoyed by “healthmaxxing” - look at the obnoxiousness that’s allowed to go viral compared to the real life preserving measures that are not allowed to pick up any momentum</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86212936","date_published":"2026-03-14T20:47:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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18:00","date_timestamp":1773511205,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86126479","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/MitchWagner\">@MitchWagner</a></p>\n<p>hear me out: consider THIAMINE instead</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86126479","date_published":"2026-03-13T14:57:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 14:57","date_timestamp":1773413824,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"86121988","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/kaa\">@kaa</a> it’s beautiful!</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/86121988","date_published":"2026-03-13T13:20:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa ","url":"https://extralocalyokel.micro.blog/","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Favatars.micro.blog%2Favatars%2F2025%2F38%2F1826813.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"ExtralocalYokel"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 13:20","date_timestamp":1773408052,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"85281347","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://micro.blog/bloftin2\">@bloftin2</a></p>\n<p>yep!</p>\n<p>capitalism cannot survive without the support of a social order based in exploitation.</p>\n","url":"https://micro.blog/ExtralocalYokel/85281347","date_published":"2026-03-01T16:34:37+00:00","author":{"name":"Christa 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