{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Yaniv","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Death","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"20480","username":"Death","bio":"I love pandas.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://micro.blog/Death/avatar.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"94377357","content_html":"<p>Arthurian Connector</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Farthurian_connector.png\" alt=\"Most coffee shops have a descendant of Sophia of Hanover on staff for this, but just as I was about to ask for help, a previously unknown heir of Uther Pendragon who was ordering a muffin tripped on my laptop cord.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3274/","date_published":"2026-07-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1784520000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94209888","content_html":"<p>Latitude and Longitude</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flatitude_and_longitude.png\" alt=\"NGS and IERS are complaining that they left CLEAR instructions to set the washing machine to WGS84 (G2296) instead of WGS84 (G730).\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3273/","date_published":"2026-07-17T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-17 04:00","date_timestamp":1784260800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"94085165","content_html":"<p>Time Change</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftime_change.png\" alt=\"All discussions of daylight saving time policy are doomed by a mix of contradictory, inconsistent, and impossible preferences, which is why I think the only thing we can really hope to do is to make it worse.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3272/","date_published":"2026-07-15T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-15 04:00","date_timestamp":1784088000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93963237","content_html":"<p>The Princess and the Pea</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fthe_princess_and_the_pea.png\" alt=\"Once we've fully explored this space, we can start varying the number of princesses.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3271/","date_published":"2026-07-13T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-13 04:00","date_timestamp":1783915200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93808052","content_html":"<p>Toasting Marshmallows</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftoasting_marshmallows.png\" alt=\"We have two 'in case of fire, break glass' boxes, which you pick between based on how big of a problem the fire is. One has an extinguisher, and one has sticks, marshmallows, graham crackers, and chocolate.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3270/","date_published":"2026-07-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1783656000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93684726","content_html":"<p>Airport Meeting</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fairport_meeting.png\" alt=\"Although it was a setback for physics, I'm glad the particle naming rights issue led to the cancelation of Pizza Hut's Superconducting Super Collider in the early 90s, so the Double Stuffed Extra Cheese Topping Quark ended up just being named 'top quark.'\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3269/","date_published":"2026-07-08T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-08 04:00","date_timestamp":1783483200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93562188","content_html":"<p>Offside</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Foffside.png\" alt=\"The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3268/","date_published":"2026-07-06T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-06 04:00","date_timestamp":1783310400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93404939","content_html":"<p>Types of Tornado Alert</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftypes_of_tornado_alert.png\" alt=\"I hate the unearthly sound my phone makes when the weather service issues a tornado harbinger.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3267/","date_published":"2026-07-03T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-03 04:00","date_timestamp":1783051200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93284831","content_html":"<p>Holes</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fholes.png\" alt=\"If you're thinking 'Wait, a giant crystal cave in Mexico? What's that?' then I'm SO excited for the image search you're about to do.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3266/","date_published":"2026-07-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-07-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1782878400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93153009","content_html":"<p>Asteroid Threat</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fasteroid_threat.png\" alt=\"Paleontologists have long worried that the dinosaurs blasted into space 66 million years ago will one day complete their orbits and fall back down.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3265/","date_published":"2026-06-29T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-29 04:00","date_timestamp":1782705600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"93003012","content_html":"<p>720 Ollie</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2F720_ollie.png\" alt=\"This discovery was key to his demonstration of regular/goofy symmetry violation, which won him gold in the theory portion of the X Games.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3264/","date_published":"2026-06-26T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-26 04:00","date_timestamp":1782446400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92855503","content_html":"<p>Baryon Asymmetry</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fbaryon_asymmetry.png\" alt=\"Wait, what do you mean, 'dark matter'? It's not dark, it interacts with high-energy gamma rays ... right? Oh jeez, did I forget to make it interact?\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3263/","date_published":"2026-06-24T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-24 04:00","date_timestamp":1782273600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92707171","content_html":"<p>Sports Commentary</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsports_commentary.png\" alt=\"The plural of anecdote may not be data, but the singular of data is anecdote.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3262/","date_published":"2026-06-22T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-22 04:00","date_timestamp":1782100800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92540803","content_html":"<p>Side Effect</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fside_effect.png\" alt=\"Brace yourself--the chirp gets pretty weird.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3261/","date_published":"2026-06-19T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-19 04:00","date_timestamp":1781841600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92369191","content_html":"<p>Messi</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fmessi.png\" alt=\"Commentators agree that this will probably be the last World Cup in which Messi faces serious competition.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3260/","date_published":"2026-06-17T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-17 04:00","date_timestamp":1781668800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92239357","content_html":"<p>Tethys</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftethys.png\" alt=\"In order to carry the necessary crafting supplies, they built the ships at 12:1 scale.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3259/","date_published":"2026-06-15T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-15 04:00","date_timestamp":1781496000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"92078467","content_html":"<p>Plate Flip</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fplate_flip.png\" alt=\"It's great for exfoliating your skin, bones, houses, cities, landscape, etc.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3258/","date_published":"2026-06-12T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-12 04:00","date_timestamp":1781236800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91949248","content_html":"<p>Beam Pipe</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fbeam_pipe.png\" alt=\"'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3257/","date_published":"2026-06-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1781064000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91793600","content_html":"<p>Nostalgia Content</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fnostalgia_content.png\" alt=\"Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3256/","date_published":"2026-06-08T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 04:00","date_timestamp":1780891200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91623460","content_html":"<p>Planetary Science</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fplanetary_science.png\" alt=\"The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3255/","date_published":"2026-06-05T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 04:00","date_timestamp":1780632000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91513368","content_html":"<p>Detector</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fdetector.png\" alt=\"No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3254/","date_published":"2026-06-03T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-03 04:00","date_timestamp":1780459200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91343305","content_html":"<p>Sunbeam</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsunbeam.png\" alt=\"While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3253/","date_published":"2026-06-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1780286400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91163035","content_html":"<p>Ancestral Genomes</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fancestral_genomes.png\" alt=\"SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3252/","date_published":"2026-05-29T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 04:00","date_timestamp":1780027200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91048413","content_html":"<p>Time Machine Conversation</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftime_machine_conversation.png\" alt=\"It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3251/","date_published":"2026-05-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1779854400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90908519","content_html":"<p>Flag Design</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fflag_design.png\" alt=\"Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that's drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it's supposed to be.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3250/","date_published":"2026-05-25T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 04:00","date_timestamp":1779681600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}