{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Yaniv","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Death","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"20480","username":"Death","bio":"I love pandas.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://micro.blog/Death/avatar.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"91949248","content_html":"<p>Beam Pipe</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fbeam_pipe.png\" alt=\"'If you keep trying to spray your collaborators with the beam when they're not looking, I'm turning off the ion source and NO one will get to play with the beam!' --Physics's mom\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3257/","date_published":"2026-06-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1781064000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91793600","content_html":"<p>Nostalgia Content</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fnostalgia_content.png\" alt=\"Gen-Z got a chunk of the Carboniferous, and now all their memes are about how pathetic and small today's dragonflies are.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3256/","date_published":"2026-06-08T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-08 04:00","date_timestamp":1780891200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91623460","content_html":"<p>Planetary Science</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fplanetary_science.png\" alt=\"The research was overseen by the Institutional Review Board, which is what I named my surfboard.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3255/","date_published":"2026-06-05T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-05 04:00","date_timestamp":1780632000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91513368","content_html":"<p>Detector</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fdetector.png\" alt=\"No other experiment has a lower false negative rate.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3254/","date_published":"2026-06-03T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-03 04:00","date_timestamp":1780459200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91343305","content_html":"<p>Sunbeam</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsunbeam.png\" alt=\"While weather control is typically thought of as a superpower, the unconscious ability of astronomers and astrophotographers to summon clouds is more properly classified as a curse.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3253/","date_published":"2026-06-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-06-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1780286400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91163035","content_html":"<p>Ancestral Genomes</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fancestral_genomes.png\" alt=\"SUGGESTIONS FOR FUTURE RESEARCH: No further research is needed as it is frankly none of our business.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3252/","date_published":"2026-05-29T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-29 04:00","date_timestamp":1780027200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"91048413","content_html":"<p>Time Machine Conversation</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftime_machine_conversation.png\" alt=\"It's possible to do sea navigation without a compass, but you'll have to get some spoilers from the Polynesians.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3251/","date_published":"2026-05-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1779854400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90908519","content_html":"<p>Flag Design</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fflag_design.png\" alt=\"Every place has a local cryptid; more places need a local Pictish Beast, a creature in historical art that's drawn so weirdly that no one can tell what animal it's supposed to be.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3250/","date_published":"2026-05-25T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-25 04:00","date_timestamp":1779681600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90739494","content_html":"<p>Neutrino Project</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fneutrino_project.png\" alt=\"We definitely put the pool in a mine for shielding. It was absolutely not to hide it from the funding people.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3249/","date_published":"2026-05-22T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-22 04:00","date_timestamp":1779422400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90610527","content_html":"<p>182.8 Meters</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2F182_8_meters.png\" alt=\"They rounded down to 182.8 instead of rounding up to 182.9 because 182.9 might make the statement incorrect.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3248/","date_published":"2026-05-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1779249600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90524480","content_html":"<p>Our System #beer #habeeriya #microbrewery #monkey<br>\n<a href=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/701755978_18315561583274588_5725621930498962352_n.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"7278\" data-permalink=\"https://death.co.il/2026/05/20/our-system/7-0-1-7-5-5-9-7-8-1-8-3-1-5-5-6-1-5-8-3-2-7-4-5-8-8-5-7-2-5-6-2-1-9-3-0-4-9-8-9-6-2-3-5-2-n/\" data-orig-file=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/701755978_18315561583274588_5725621930498962352_n.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" data-image-title=\"7 0 1 7 5 5 9 7 8  1 8 3 1 5 5 6 1 5 8 3 2 7 4 5 8 8  5 7 2 5 6 2 1 9 3 0 4 9 8 9 6 2 3 5 2  n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt; 7 0 1 7 5 5 9 7 8  1 8 3 1 5 5 6 1 5 8 3 2 7 4 5 8 8  5 7 2 5 6 2 1 9 3 0 4 9 8 9 6 2 3 5 2  n &lt;/p&gt;\n\" data-large-file=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/701755978_18315561583274588_5725621930498962352_n.jpg?w=768\" src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdeath.co.il%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F05%2F701755978_18315561583274588_5725621930498962352_n.jpg%3Fw%3D768\" alt=\"\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7278\" loading=\"lazy\"></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2F1.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F46967beee1f8f5baa348c5ec703c20c1a52fc25ccf45b90f181dc8dca72c5671%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Didenticon%26r%3DG\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://death.co.il/2026/05/20/our-system/","date_published":"2026-05-19T21:55:09+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-19 21:55","date_timestamp":1779227709,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://tlv.cool/@god/116603900989169318"]}},{"id":"90438187","content_html":"<p>Particle Census</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fparticle_census.png\" alt=\"Remember, your answers to the physics census are confidential; we will not be issuing Pauli exclusion principle citations.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3247/","date_published":"2026-05-18T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-18 04:00","date_timestamp":1779076800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90268573","content_html":"<p>Speedrun</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fspeedrun.png\" alt=\"Usain Bolt holds the world record in the 100 meter speedrun.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3246/","date_published":"2026-05-15T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-15 04:00","date_timestamp":1778817600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"90108445","content_html":"<p>Results Age</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fresults_age.png\" alt=\"Please, we need your help. Our research suggests you're the last living descendant of the person who knew how to format this config file.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3245/","date_published":"2026-05-13T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-13 04:00","date_timestamp":1778644800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89978541","content_html":"<p>Pullback Drive</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fpullback_drive.png\" alt='\"How does the spring not run out almost immediately?\" \"We pull it back REALLY far.\"' loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3244/","date_published":"2026-05-11T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-11 04:00","date_timestamp":1778472000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89978539","content_html":"<p>Crystal Gazing</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcrystal_gazing.png\" alt=\"'Beyond that lies a vale of fire through which my vision cannot penetrate' is the kind of fun thing geologists, heliophysicists, and early universe cosmologists have a lot of opportunities to say.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3243/","date_published":"2026-05-08T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-08 04:00","date_timestamp":1778212800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89978538","content_html":"<p>Aperiodic Table</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Faperiodic_table.png\" alt=\"Scientists occasionally invent alternative periodic table layouts, which is usually a sign that they don't have enough enrichment in their enclosures.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3242/","date_published":"2026-05-06T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-06 04:00","date_timestamp":1778040000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89670542","content_html":"<p>Horizontal Stabilizers</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhorizontal_stabilizers.png\" alt=\"It started as a mistake that everyone was afraid to admit to, and then it stuck because removing it 'looks silly.'.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3241/","date_published":"2026-05-04T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-04 04:00","date_timestamp":1777867200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89413493","content_html":"<p>Bottle</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fbottle.png\" alt='\"I know it seems impossible, but the trick is that I sailed in here when I was very young.\"' loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3240/","date_published":"2026-05-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-05-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1777608000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89261146","content_html":"<p>Simple Machines</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsimple_machines.png\" alt=\"It's hard to decide which simple machine system to invest in. DeWalt makes a great lever and inclined plane, but I hear Milwaukee's wheel-and-axles are really good.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3239/","date_published":"2026-04-29T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-29 04:00","date_timestamp":1777435200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"89146025","content_html":"<p>Soniferous Aether</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsoniferous_aether.png\" alt=\"Imagine you could ride alongside a sound wave. It would probably be pretty cool, right? We're putting in a departmental budget request to buy a really fast plane so we can check it out.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3238/","date_published":"2026-04-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1777262400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88938475","content_html":"<p>Husband and Wife</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhusband_and_wife.png\" alt=\"Borat came out twenty years ago this year--closer to the breakup of the Soviet Union than to today--but it honestly feels like it's been even longer, somehow.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3237/","date_published":"2026-04-24T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-24 04:00","date_timestamp":1777003200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88810127","content_html":"<p>Border Message</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fborder_message.png\" alt=\"Thanks to differences in logging regulations, the messages actually turned out to be visible from the air.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3236/","date_published":"2026-04-22T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-22 04:00","date_timestamp":1776830400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88683388","content_html":"<p>Types of Board Game</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Ftypes_of_board_game.png\" alt=\"I can't believe Candles of Vienna caved to commercial pressure and added the Goku expansion.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3235/","date_published":"2026-04-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1776657600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"88490429","content_html":"<p>Europa Missions</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Feuropa_missions.png\" alt=\"Before resurfacing, they promise to inspect the ice for any evidence of hockey-playing life.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3234/","date_published":"2026-04-17T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-17 04:00","date_timestamp":1776398400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}