{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Yaniv","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Death","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"20480","username":"Death","bio":"I love pandas.","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":1,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://micro.blog/Death/avatar.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"88008810","content_html":"<p>Lightning</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flightning.png\" alt=\"Maybe you should wear one too? I guess I'm taller than you, so as long as I have one we're fine.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3231/","date_published":"2026-04-10T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-10 04:00","date_timestamp":1775793600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87866096","content_html":"<p>Overton</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Foverton.png\" alt=\"I think I accidentally installed an Overton window in my bedroom. A few months ago, the sun wasn't in my face in the morning, but now it is.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3230/","date_published":"2026-04-08T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-08 04:00","date_timestamp":1775620800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87730158","content_html":"<p>Grammar</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fgrammar.png\" alt=\"Communication is one of the most popular ways to transmit information, ahead of rivals such as\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3229/","date_published":"2026-04-06T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-06 04:00","date_timestamp":1775448000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87533929","content_html":"<p>Day Counter</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fday_counter.png\" alt=\"It has been −2,147,483,648 days since our last integer overflow.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3228/","date_published":"2026-04-03T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-03 04:00","date_timestamp":1775188800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87418167","content_html":"<p>Creation</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcreation.png\" alt=\"This xkcd.com update introduces a variety of new reading modes which can be activated through the menu below the comic.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3227/","date_published":"2026-04-01T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-04-01 04:00","date_timestamp":1775016000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87285908","content_html":"<p>Home Solar</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhome_solar.png\" alt='\"While I try to do my part to destroy the environment, I try not to focus too much on individual responsibility. By pushing for broad policy changes, we can collectively do far more damage to the biosphere than any of us could on our own.\"' loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3226/","date_published":"2026-03-30T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-30 04:00","date_timestamp":1774843200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"87118235","content_html":"<p>Satellite Pollution</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsatellite_pollution.png\" alt=\"We're working to make sure the images are as up-to-date and accurate as possible, with a minimum number of sponsored galaxies.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3225/","date_published":"2026-03-27T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-27 04:00","date_timestamp":1774584000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86980963","content_html":"<p>Centimeter Wavelengths</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fcentimeter_wavelengths.png\" alt=\"Yes, the cosmic microwave background is great, but what about the earthly microwave foreground?\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3224/","date_published":"2026-03-25T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-25 04:00","date_timestamp":1774411200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86808321","content_html":"<p>Inflation Timeline</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Finflation_timeline.png\" alt=\"Depending what corners of the internet you hang out on, 'regular' may at times awkwardly coexist with 'sexy.'\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3223/","date_published":"2026-03-23T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-23 04:00","date_timestamp":1774238400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86630088","content_html":"<p>Star Formation</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fstar_formation.png\" alt=\"It's ok, I still have some nice, cool gas clouds that aren't collapsing. As long as nothing ionizes them, I can continue to enjoy their ... HEY! NO!!!\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3222/","date_published":"2026-03-20T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-20 04:00","date_timestamp":1773979200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86486399","content_html":"<p>Landscape Features</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flandscape_features.png\" alt=\"'Well, there's speculation that it's due to a mantle hotspot.' --a geologist who's trying to cover up the fact that they didn't hear your question\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3221/","date_published":"2026-03-18T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-18 04:00","date_timestamp":1773806400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86361002","content_html":"<p>Rotational Gravity</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Frotational_gravity.png\" alt=\"I don't get it. The peak acceleration for passengers was WAY lower than in the giant-waterslide-loop-the-loop incident the other cruise line fired me for.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3220/","date_published":"2026-03-16T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-16 04:00","date_timestamp":1773633600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86152497","content_html":"<p>Planets and Bright Stars</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fplanets_and_bright_stars.png\" alt=\"An old astronomer trick for distinguishing the Sun from other stars is to take multiple photos a few minutes apart and overlay them, making the Sun stand out due to its high proper motion.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3219/","date_published":"2026-03-13T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-13 04:00","date_timestamp":1773374400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"86024751","content_html":"<p>Subduction Retrieval</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsubduction_retrieval.png\" alt=\"Aww, the oceanic crust and the continental crust are getting married!\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3218/","date_published":"2026-03-11T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-11 04:00","date_timestamp":1773201600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85886791","content_html":"<p>Home Remedies</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fhome_remedies.png\" alt=\"As always, you are permitted to call one person for guidance, but that person must be a grandparent.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3217/","date_published":"2026-03-09T04:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-09 04:00","date_timestamp":1773028800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85730929","content_html":"<p>Delulu #beer #habeeriya #microbrewery #monkey<br>\n<a href=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/649221456_18305192416274588_6192217345287241922_n.jpg\"><img data-attachment-id=\"7275\" data-permalink=\"https://death.co.il/2026/03/07/delulu/6-4-9-2-2-1-4-5-6-1-8-3-0-5-1-9-2-4-1-6-2-7-4-5-8-8-6-1-9-2-2-1-7-3-4-5-2-8-7-2-4-1-9-2-2-n/\" data-orig-file=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/649221456_18305192416274588_6192217345287241922_n.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"1024,1024\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{\" data-image-title=\"6 4 9 2 2 1 4 5 6  1 8 3 0 5 1 9 2 4 1 6 2 7 4 5 8 8  6 1 9 2 2 1 7 3 4 5 2 8 7 2 4 1 9 2 2  n\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"&lt;p&gt; 6 4 9 2 2 1 4 5 6  1 8 3 0 5 1 9 2 4 1 6 2 7 4 5 8 8  6 1 9 2 2 1 7 3 4 5 2 8 7 2 4 1 9 2 2  n &lt;/p&gt;\n\" data-medium-file=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/649221456_18305192416274588_6192217345287241922_n.jpg?w=300\" data-large-file=\"https://death.co.il/wp-content/uploads/2026/03/649221456_18305192416274588_6192217345287241922_n.jpg?w=768\" src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fdeath.co.il%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2026%2F03%2F649221456_18305192416274588_6192217345287241922_n.jpg%3Fw%3D768\" alt=\"\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-7275\" loading=\"lazy\"></a></p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2F1.gravatar.com%2Favatar%2F46967beee1f8f5baa348c5ec703c20c1a52fc25ccf45b90f181dc8dca72c5671%3Fs%3D96%26d%3Didenticon%26r%3DG\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://death.co.il/2026/03/07/delulu/","date_published":"2026-03-07T20:25:16+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-07 20:25","date_timestamp":1772915116,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":["https://tlv.cool/@god/116190066670941903"]}},{"id":"85661359","content_html":"<p>Bazookasaurus</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fbazookasaurus.png\" alt=\"In contrast to the deep booming sound associated with the cannon in pop culture depictions, recent studies show it actually made more of a 'toot toot!' noise.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3216/","date_published":"2026-03-06T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-06 05:00","date_timestamp":1772773200,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85500199","content_html":"<p>Solar Warning</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsolar_warning.png\" alt=\"This replaces the previous solar activity watch, which was issued last month when the sun took off its sunglasses.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3215/","date_published":"2026-03-04T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-04 05:00","date_timestamp":1772600400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85386858","content_html":"<p>Electric Vehicles</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Felectric_vehicles.png\" alt=\"Now that I've finally gotten an electric vehicle, I'm never going back to an acoustic one.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3214/","date_published":"2026-03-02T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-03-02 05:00","date_timestamp":1772427600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85189611","content_html":"<p>Dental Formulas</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fdental_formulas.png\" alt=\"I mean, half of these are undefined. And your multiplication dots are too low; they look like decimal points.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3213/","date_published":"2026-02-27T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-27 05:00","date_timestamp":1772168400,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"85052214","content_html":"<p>Little Red Dots</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Flittle_red_dots.png\" alt=\"After a lot of analysis, I've determined that they're actually big red dots; they're just very far away.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3212/","date_published":"2026-02-25T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-25 05:00","date_timestamp":1771995600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84905873","content_html":"<p>Amperage</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Famperage.png\" alt=\"Oh, and do you have any tips on how to vacuum up copper that's melted into your carpet?\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3211/","date_published":"2026-02-23T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-23 05:00","date_timestamp":1771822800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84691814","content_html":"<p>Eliminating the Impossible</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Feliminating_the_impossible.png\" alt=\"'If you've eliminated a few possibilities and you can't think of any others, your weird theory is proven right' isn't quite as rhetorically compelling.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3210/","date_published":"2026-02-20T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-20 05:00","date_timestamp":1771563600,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84562472","content_html":"<p>Plums</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fplums.png\" alt=\"My icebox plum trap easily captured William Carlos Williams. It took much less work than the infinite looping network of diverging paths I had to build in that yellow wood to ensnare Robert Frost.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3209/","date_published":"2026-02-18T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-18 05:00","date_timestamp":1771390800,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"84409493","content_html":"<p>SNEWS</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fimgs.xkcd.com%2Fcomics%2Fsnews.png\" alt=\"People say setting of fireworks indoors is dangerous, but I looked at their energy release and it's like 10^-40 foe; totally negligible.\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xkcd.com/3208/","date_published":"2026-02-16T05:00:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Yaniv","url":"https://death.co.il","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fmicro.blog%2FDeath%2Favatar.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Death"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-02-16 05:00","date_timestamp":1771218000,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}}]}