{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Micro.blog - Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","home_page_url":"https://micro.blog","feed_url":"https://micro.blog/posts/Ashedryden@xoxo.zone","_microblog":{"about":"https://micro.blog/about/api","id":"1649977","username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone","bio":"Studies the impact of police surveillance & smart city tech in segregated US cities on marginalized ppl. \n\nMade AlterConf & Fund Club; former programmer & tech dei advocate. \n\nI still mask; you should, too.\n\n“The machine conceals the machinations.” - Ursula K. Le Guin\n\n#Tech #Sociology #PublicInterestTech #ResponsibleInnovation #SocialJustice #Inequality #AntiRacism #AntiFascism #AntiCapitalism #Abolition #FeministKilljoy\n\nCritiques #Surveillance #TechnoDeterminism #TechnoSolutionism #AI #Police","pronouns":"","is_following":false,"is_you":false,"following_count":0,"discover_count":0},"author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg"},"items":[{"id":"96425193","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://toot.cat/@undercarbonated\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>undercarbonated</span></a></span> how funny is that</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117161804582221492","date_published":"2026-08-26T12:27:42+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"12:27","date_timestamp":1787747262,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96393142","content_html":"<p>Watched a video of a British person being confused by the taste of root beer. I’ve drank it my whole life and truly what even is that flavor lol</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117158440381127085","date_published":"2026-08-25T22:12:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 22:12","date_timestamp":1787695928,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96390295","content_html":"<p>Two fully cooked adults in front of my house yelling at a barking dog \"GO POTTY\" repeatedly</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117158150080700475","date_published":"2026-08-25T20:58:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 20:58","date_timestamp":1787691499,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96380471","content_html":"<p>So weird to see every major news outlet already have the multiple pages-long obituaries ready to go.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117157532178791494","date_published":"2026-08-25T18:21:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 18:21","date_timestamp":1787682070,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96379720","content_html":"<p>Dolly Parton did so much to lift up poor kids in places like Tennessee, where she was born and raised. 💕</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117157469536644026","date_published":"2026-08-25T18:05:14+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 18:05","date_timestamp":1787681114,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96379653","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://micro.blog/zkat@fedi.zkat.tech\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>zkat</span></a></span> wowwww :(</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117157463351666636","date_published":"2026-08-25T18:03:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 18:03","date_timestamp":1787681020,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96378104","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@lauren/117157092417017421\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.laurenweinstein.org/@</span><span class=\"invisible\">lauren/117157092417017421</span></a></p><p>💁🏼‍♀️</p><blockquote>Quoted post not available.</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117157369679097398","date_published":"2026-08-25T17:39:51+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 17:39","date_timestamp":1787679591,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96376855","content_html":"<p>Anyways I’m in a good mood today <a href=\"https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=pcW_-uxy6dQ\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">music.youtube.com/watch?v=pcW_</span><span class=\"invisible\">-uxy6dQ</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117157265124452436","date_published":"2026-08-25T17:13:15+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 17:13","date_timestamp":1787677995,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96376806","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://666.glitchwit.ch/@kf\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kf</span></a></span> so friggin cute</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117157260992265375","date_published":"2026-08-25T17:12:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 17:12","date_timestamp":1787677932,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96376698","content_html":"<p>I keep gazing lovingly at this bag, it’s so gorgeous I want ittttt <a href=\"https://www.cotopaxi.com/products/viaje-9l-shoulder-bag\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">cotopaxi.com/products/viaje-9l</span><span class=\"invisible\">-shoulder-bag</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117157252018560745","date_published":"2026-08-25T17:09:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 17:09","date_timestamp":1787677795,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96370716","content_html":"<p>Massage therapist, before taking me back remarked, “a covid mask? I haven’t seen one of those in a while. I have an older woman client who wears one and I’m like ‘what are you afraid of?’”</p><p>Um, covid, lady.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117156780372746928","date_published":"2026-08-25T15:09:58+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-25 15:09","date_timestamp":1787670598,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96337052","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mhoye</span></a></span> introduce yourself in an incomprehensible jumble of letters</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117153154157118949","date_published":"2026-08-24T23:47:47+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-24 23:47","date_timestamp":1787615267,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96336750","content_html":"<p>It’s the dystopia they keep threatening us with <a href=\"https://www.syracuse.com/us-news/2026/08/us-power-grid-at-risk-of-18-month-blackout-1-city-now-in-dark-for-more-than-a-week.html\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">syracuse.com/us-news/2026/08/u</span><span class=\"invisible\">s-power-grid-at-risk-of-18-month-blackout-1-city-now-in-dark-for-more-than-a-week.html</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117153115517048264","date_published":"2026-08-24T23:37:57+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-24 23:37","date_timestamp":1787614677,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96319439","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://ngmx.com/@sindarina\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>sindarina</span></a></span> they would neeverrr</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117151743656491491","date_published":"2026-08-24T17:49:04+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-24 17:49","date_timestamp":1787593744,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96315413","content_html":"<p>Man, a sad cat will break your heart. The emotional control they have over us is evolutionary genius.</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117151432489562280","date_published":"2026-08-24T16:29:56+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-24 16:29","date_timestamp":1787588996,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96283169","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@blogdiva\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>blogdiva</span></a></span> if it bleeds, it leads, etc etc</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117147652919767287","date_published":"2026-08-24T00:28:45+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-24 00:28","date_timestamp":1787531325,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96274822","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://666.glitchwit.ch/@kf\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kf</span></a></span> my is named Eve</p><p><video controls=\"controls\" playsinline=\"playsinline\" src=\"https://xoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com/media_attachments/files/117/146/616/179/167/917/original/ff2dbeed3fa48f85.mp4\" preload=\"none\"></video></p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117146616508350737","date_published":"2026-08-23T20:05:10+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 20:05","date_timestamp":1787515510,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96261455","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mstdn.ca/@JustinDerrick\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>JustinDerrick</span></a></span> ugh one of the worst</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117145402049753376","date_published":"2026-08-23T14:56:19+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 14:56","date_timestamp":1787496979,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96260999","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/117145323546555374\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/11</span><span class=\"invisible\">7145323546555374</span></a></p><p>I’ve never worked harder than when I was near-homeless. </p><p>No one works harder than poor people.</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"GurgelSegrillo@mastodon.ie\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.masto.host%2Fmastodonie%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F109%2F288%2F555%2F530%2F130%2F649%2Foriginal%2F04918eb0024ea4e7.png\">the relentless, energy-draining mental admn of being poor \n\nThe Biggest Lie You've Been Told About Your True Motivation \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeRd91a14V8\n\n#ExpensiveToBePoor #poverty #welfare #wealth #basicincome #safetynet #lazyness #motivation #anxiety #austerity #scarcity #austerityIsClassWar #BarrysEconomics #Inequality #BehaviouralEconomics #SocialJustice<footer>GurgelSegrillo@mastodon.ie <cite><a href=\"https://mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/117145323546555374\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">mastodon.ie/@GurgelSegrillo/117145323546555374</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117145352074698634","date_published":"2026-08-23T14:43:36+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 14:43","date_timestamp":1787496216,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96255286","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://narrativ.es/@janl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>janl</span></a></span> it hasn’t happened for you since? This happens with any food I have to chew for a bit :(</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117144682102105211","date_published":"2026-08-23T11:53:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 11:53","date_timestamp":1787485993,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96236928","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@a_cubed\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>a_cubed</span></a></span> the. worst.</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117142054113676225","date_published":"2026-08-23T00:44:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 00:44","date_timestamp":1787445894,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96235805","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://phpc.social/@ramsey\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ramsey</span></a></span> exactly</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141894181740765","date_published":"2026-08-23T00:04:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 00:04","date_timestamp":1787443453,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96235737","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://xoxo.zone/@annika\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>annika</span></a></span> Lol I love bdg</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141888615979499","date_published":"2026-08-23T00:02:48+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-23 00:02","date_timestamp":1787443368,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96234695","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@ebooksyearn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ebooksyearn</span></a></span> I will cheers you when I make it</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141725820636210","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:21:24+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:21","date_timestamp":1787440884,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96234549","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://tenforward.social/@jeffcutsinger\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>jeffcutsinger</span></a></span> what even</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141709194691666","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:17:11+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:17","date_timestamp":1787440631,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96234499","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@ebooksyearn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ebooksyearn</span></a></span> I don’t know about that in particular, but I drank batidos every single dingle day I was there <a href=\"https://costa-rica-guide.com/travel/food/fruit-batido-refresco/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">costa-rica-guide.com/travel/fo</span><span class=\"invisible\">od/fruit-batido-refresco/</span></a></p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141701958073058","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:15:20+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:15","date_timestamp":1787440520,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96234466","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@ebooksyearn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ebooksyearn</span></a></span> 100%. They have perfected such a simple meal.</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141697575070305","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:14:13+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:14","date_timestamp":1787440453,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96234445","content_html":"<p>Is there a name for the sensation of being aware of the texture of chewed food in your mouth and it making you gag/unable to swallow it?</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117141693584600567","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:13:12+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:13","date_timestamp":1787440392,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96234312","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://thepit.social/@ebooksyearn\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>ebooksyearn</span></a></span> I am! I went to Costa Rica like 10 years ago and still dream about the casado and fresh fruit plates</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117141673242244641","date_published":"2026-08-22T23:08:02+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 23:08","date_timestamp":1787440082,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96234108","content_html":"<p>Secured the goods.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F141%2F632%2F405%2F623%2F908%2Foriginal%2F8354580d5b4f352c.jpeg\" alt=\"Ashe holding a bottle of Costa Rican Lizano Salsa\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117141632753074500","date_published":"2026-08-22T22:57:44+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 22:57","date_timestamp":1787439464,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96227714","content_html":"<p>I’m wondering if my back pain is something more serious than a muscle sprain and the internet is like “your organs are gonna fall out.”</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117141000190399117","date_published":"2026-08-22T20:16:52+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 20:16","date_timestamp":1787429812,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96226792","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://narrativ.es/@janl\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>janl</span></a></span> agreeeeee <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://mastodon.social/@tef\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>tef</span></a></span></p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117140909909064532","date_published":"2026-08-22T19:53:54+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 19:53","date_timestamp":1787428434,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96222786","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> if you were to wear a cat would you wear it like this or like this</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117140577961559794","date_published":"2026-08-22T18:29:29+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 18:29","date_timestamp":1787423369,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96222731","content_html":"<p>Excuse me, ma’am, can you tell me how it feels to be completely ignorant of the discourse? 🎤</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F140%2F569%2F689%2F034%2F558%2Foriginal%2F6b424df4d133e9af.jpeg\" alt=\"A contended looking black cat with her eyes clothes sitting next to a window showing blue sky and clouds\" loading=\"lazy\"></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117140570042281390","date_published":"2026-08-22T18:27:28+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 18:27","date_timestamp":1787423248,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96222066","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://cosocial.ca/@mhoye\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>mhoye</span></a></span> just one more lane bro</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117140517065691006","date_published":"2026-08-22T18:14:00+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 18:14","date_timestamp":1787422440,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96222036","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://zirk.us/@marthadear\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>marthadear</span></a></span> just swimming in a room filled with hoodies</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117140513667476904","date_published":"2026-08-22T18:13:08+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 18:13","date_timestamp":1787422388,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96221740","content_html":"<p>Cleaning soundtrack: <a href=\"https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nLzcFAdn27QPBwFSRyBJXL13KdyM77hPg\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">music.youtube.com/playlist?lis</span><span class=\"invisible\">t=OLAK5uy_nLzcFAdn27QPBwFSRyBJXL13KdyM77hPg</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117140473078069566","date_published":"2026-08-22T18:02:49+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 18:02","date_timestamp":1787421769,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":false,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96221525","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://infosec.exchange/@catsalad\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>catsalad</span></a></span> they imbue you with trust fund baby powers</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117140459176450945","date_published":"2026-08-22T17:59:17+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 17:59","date_timestamp":1787421557,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96219517","content_html":"<p><span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://666.glitchwit.ch/@kf\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>kf</span></a></span> yes for real 👍🏼</p>","url":"https://xoxo.zone/users/Ashedryden/statuses/117140265060598990","date_published":"2026-08-22T17:09:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 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🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-22 13:00","date_timestamp":1787403605,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":true}},{"id":"96208246","content_html":"<p>I’m full of complaints this morning, but at least I have a happy cat.</p><p><img src=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/1000x/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Fmedia_attachments%2Ffiles%2F117%2F139%2F223%2F192%2F348%2F450%2Foriginal%2Fb81e2261d7690cc9.jpeg\" alt=\"A black cat sleeping on her side with a little bit of her pink tongue sticking out\" 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I know we are approaching the end of watermelon season and it is making me sad. 🍉🙆🏼‍♀️🍉</p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117135537612473316","date_published":"2026-08-21T21:07:40+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 21:07","date_timestamp":1787346460,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96172095","content_html":"<p>Trying to remember what was in Loving Hut’s sautéed sesame kale like 100 years ago, it was so good. <a href=\"https://www.budgetbytes.com/sesame-kale/\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span>budgetbytes.com/sesame-kale/</span><span class=\"invisible\"></span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117135145677457019","date_published":"2026-08-21T19:27:59+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 19:27","date_timestamp":1787340479,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96154449","content_html":"<p class=\"quote-inline\">RE: <a href=\"https://flipboard.com/@aljazeera/africa-news-uug5ombvz/-/a-A0jdOsH5RcSSVqD_9x7kIw%3Aa%3A3199698-%2F0\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">flipboard.com/@aljazeera/afric</span><span class=\"invisible\">a-news-uug5ombvz/-/a-A0jdOsH5RcSSVqD_9x7kIw%3Aa%3A3199698-%2F0</span></a></p><p>This is horrifying</p><blockquote class=\"quoteback\" data-author=\"AlJazeera@flipboard.com\" data-avatar=\"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/200/https%3A%2F%2Fcdn.flipboard.com%2Fuploads%2Favatar%2F17d58020e172ffdad47b8e23fba44fb529981bde.png\">\n<p>Ebola outbreak ‘growing faster, ⁠⁠wider’ as DRC death toll passes 2,500: UN<br><a href=\"https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/21/ebola-outbreak-growing-faster-%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0wider-as-drc-death-toll-passes-2500-un?utm_source=flipboard&amp;utm_medium=activitypub\"><span class=\"invisible\">https://www.</span><span class=\"ellipsis\">aljazeera.com/news/2026/8/21/e</span><span class=\"invisible\">bola-outbreak-growing-faster-%E2%81%A0%E2%81%A0wider-as-drc-death-toll-passes-2500-un?utm_source=flipboard&amp;utm_medium=activitypub </span></a></p>\n<p>Posted into Africa News <span class=\"h-card\"><a href=\"https://flipboard.com/@aljazeera/africa-news-uug5ombvz\" class=\"u-url mention\">@<span>africa-news-AlJazeera</span></a></span></p>\n<footer>AlJazeera@flipboard.com <cite><a href=\"https://flipboard.com/@aljazeera/africa-news-uug5ombvz/-/a-A0jdOsH5RcSSVqD_9x7kIw%3Aa%3A3199698-%2F0\" class=\"u-in-reply-to\">flipboard.com/@aljazeera/africa-news-uug5ombvz/-/a-A0jdOsH5RcSSVqD_9x7kIw%3Aa%3A3199698-%2F0</a></cite></footer>\n</blockquote>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117133773082570555","date_published":"2026-08-21T13:38:55+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 🙆🏼‍♀️🐈🐈‍⬛","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden","avatar":"https://cdn.micro.blog/photos/96/https%3A%2F%2Fxoxo-media.sfo2.cdn.digitaloceanspaces.com%2Faccounts%2Favatars%2F113%2F018%2F899%2F366%2F662%2F699%2Foriginal%2Fe5ecadaeb84c6fb3.jpg","_microblog":{"username":"Ashedryden@xoxo.zone"}},"_microblog":{"date_relative":"2026-08-21 13:38","date_timestamp":1787319535,"is_favorite":false,"is_bookmark":false,"is_deletable":false,"is_conversation":true,"is_linkpost":false,"is_mention":false,"is_podcast":false,"note":"","syndication":[]}},{"id":"96125569","content_html":"<p><a href=\"https://xoxo.zone/tags/BoardGame\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>BoardGame</span></a> folks: I’m looking for some new-to-me games that meet the follow criteria:<br>- 2 players minimum<br>- easy to learn<br>- can be played in under an hour<br>- co-op or non-competitive if possible</p><p class=\"microblog_hashtags\"><a href=\"https://xoxo.zone/tags/BoardGames\" class=\"mention hashtag\">#<span>BoardGames</span></a></p>","summary":"","url":"https://xoxo.zone/@Ashedryden/117130642308979330","date_published":"2026-08-21T00:22:43+00:00","author":{"name":"Ashe Dryden 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