Former cute baby, current bearded smartass, future embarrassment, permanent geek. Full of puns, coffee, useless factoids, and sometimes lasagna. Avid reader and aspiring author, and an unapologetic iPad-only user — yes, one of those people — who's been a techie since before the internet was cool, and when cell phones could be used as blunt instruments. Lover of typewriters, fountain pens, analogue tools, and the em dash. Perfecting the ass grooves in my chair since 1974. (Posts auto-etherize)