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wrenman
wrenman
sitting in my reading nook watching the Phillies game and I watch this gigantic black bear saunter right into my backyard from the side of the cabin and straight towards my bird feeders. I’m immediately like, how dare you. I run towards him waving my arms as instructed by pa state park ... wrenman.micro.blog
pratik
pratik

@wrenman LOL! Would’ve loved if the bear had paused, looked back and said, now wait a minute! I can take this guy.

wrenman
wrenman

@pratik he did do that. that's when I howled louder and ran towards him some more. apparently bears respect territorial integrity. they won't fight you if they recognize it's your territory and you're aggressive about it

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odd
odd

@wrenman Wow! I’m glad we haven’t received those pamphlets, because I don’t picture myself doing anything like that, (at least not if a bear were in the vicinity, and I was sober).

wrenman
wrenman

there's your problem I wasn't sober