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mdhughes
mdhughes

Why is my coleslaw "Star Wars" branded? What possible advertising synergy is there between these?! "Luke, I am your father, and you need salads to stay regular!"

gerwitz
gerwitz

@mdhughes late capitalism is running out of ideas.

jeremycherfas
jeremycherfas

@mdhughes Hey, if it gets kids to eat it. I know the sugar they add probably makes it more of a dessert than a salad, But every little helps.

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mdhughes
mdhughes

@jeremycherfas It's actually just cabbage and carrots; I pay for the convenience of not food-processing those myself. Of course I drown it in ranch and pseudo-bacon bits, but it's healthy food in the bag.

jeremycherfas
jeremycherfas

@mdhughes Of course you do. Why wouldn't you? Bacon bits improve everything.