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The airplane boarding saga, a story in N parts.

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@kitt "You get my text?" Guy in 6D to guy in 8D

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@kitt Woman in 7C stands up, moves into aisle to let fellow passenger sit in 7B. Next passenger in the aisle moves forward, along with everyone behind her, preventing woman in 7C from returning to her seat. Neither budge. Boarding stops.

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@kitt Woman with three bags hits everyone on the aisle in the head as she passes. (Ouch.)

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@kitt woman puts bag into overhead above row 6, then moves to sit in row 22. Row 6 hasn't boarded yet.

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@kitt excited teen with a large backpack spins excitedly to talk with friend behind him. Hits me in the face with his bag.

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@kitt passenger trying "not to be naggy" speaks at loud traffic volume, letting the whole plane know "Jared has been very, very busy."

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@kitt passenger in 6F wants the aisle, declines to switch to his assigned seat of 6A

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@kitt clusterf--- at row 6 enhanced by not one, not two, not three, but four passengers insisting in passing the three people in the aisle figuring out seats.

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@kitt guy in middle seat of row 7 decides to climb over the woman on the aisle, hitting her in the face with his bag, rather than giving her space to stand to allow him to sit easily. (Yes, I am said woman.)

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@kitt passengers in row 6 have sat in the wrong row. A wrestling match* ensues. Elderly man moves back to row 9.

*hyperbole

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@kitt fin

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@kitt worst part: two dudes talking React behind me.

Burk
Burk

@kitt Ahhh plane travel. So glamorous.. ughh.

Miraz
Miraz

@kitt Good lord! What a load of bozos.

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manton
manton

@kitt After not flying in so long, it's like everyone has saved their worst behavior for all at once. 🙂 I missed travel but not airplanes.

hjertnes
hjertnes

@kitt I hate planes

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@kitt useContext(onAirplane)