noah
noah

9 year old and friends decided to open glitter in her room. After a week of futile cleaning attempts I think it’s time to just burn this place down and start over.

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JacksonOfTrades
JacksonOfTrades

@noah The sparkles will last for years. There is no escape.

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noah
noah

@JacksonOfTrades I’ll be coughing up shiny pink stuff on my death bed.

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eli
eli

@noah I used to work at a summer camp. One day, at this summer camp, a co-worker dumped an entire container of glitter on me. I think I still sparkle sometimes. That was 8 years ago. Good luck.

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JacksonOfTrades
JacksonOfTrades

@eli A wild shiny Eli appears

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eli
eli

@JacksonOfTrades a wild shiny *ITCHY** Eli appears*

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rosemaryorchard
rosemaryorchard

@noah Even that won't save you, it gets everywhere!

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