The relative accomplishment index:

• Finishing thesis ▁▂▃▄▅▆█ Potty training

@craigmcclellan I never imagined I'd carry a little plastic potty everywhere with me.

@eli I wholeheartedly agree!!!

@eli gawd! I am still getting the call-up for the five year old, when she decides wiping is too much work and she can't be (ahem) arsed.

@herself 👏👏👏

@braker1nine thanks, I’m here all day.... 😜